Say, which two flavors of protesters are so devoted to their causes that they’ve chased Obama all the way to his terrifying pineapple tundra, Hawaii, in the middle of this brutal winter? (Nope, no PUMAs — TSA still has of its shit together enough to crash that party.) On one side of the street you’ll find the dirty fucking anti-American gay hippies suggesting that Obama’s endless imperial warfare is “bad”; on the other you have the usual anti-abortion folk. So both groups are against death but probably don’t think the other’s death is really death-death. And Barack Obama plays golf. [YouTube]
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So let’s just send our aborted fetuses to Afghanistan — I think that’s a compromise that both sides can live with.
Mali Kaliki-F-U! That’s how they protest in Hawai’i.
Hmm, was there a little dig in there about people who “quit” their Hawaiian vacations?
Sarah should have stuck around in Hawaii — she could have been a star doing Brianne Randle’s job.
Which side of the street would a protester stand if he:
believed in global warming,
supported the death penalty,
opposed gay marriage,
believed in evolution,
~AND~
was FOR the public option as long as it prohibited illegal aliens trying to have a free abortion?
There needs to be more groups, is my point. Our nation should not be a two-party protest system.
Wait, wut? I thought Barry got turned into the Master on Christmas Day along with the rest of us six billion Earthlings. Was that just a TeeVee show?
Of COURSE the pro-life couple named their baby, Reagan.
Who goes to Hawaii to protest? That’s like going to Amsterdam and not smoking weed. UR doin it rong.
[re=485722]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Nothing is more effective at stopping a Hummer than an Improvised Embryonic Device.
Protesters Disturb Obama’s Hawaiian Vacation
If by “disturb” you mean “got ignored at the curb during”.
Wonder if my hippie cousins who live in Kailua were there?
Silly me when I heard ‘protest in Hawaii’ I was hoping for monarchists.
[re=485732]Come here a minute[/re]: I dunno–Brianne speaks awfully slowly. Sarah would need some meth mitigation in order to hang.
[re=485736]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: That would just confuse things and make reporting harder, see. It’s much easier with the current binary system when it comes to scheduling experts and analysts for the news shows. We all have to play our part to keep it that simple. I, for example, am a liberal. Therefore I’m all about the environment and gay rights and anti-gun and pro-public option. The fact that I’m not, actually, anti-gun and furthermore own a bunch of guns and like to shoot bambis every fall screws up everything CNN et al stand for. Therefore I keep quiet about this “anomaly” and you should too.
For freedom.
Its Haole NOT howlie, Haole!!!
[re=485761]ChernobylSoup v2[/re]: I’m just anti-dumb people having guns…can’t we have an IQ test or something when they sell those things??? Fireworks too…
the death of the other is never a sufficient death-death, necessary and even proximate as it may be, for the other is eternal, and for every instance thereof dealt a putative death, a new manifestation of the other arises, as any instance of the other is functionally identical to any other instance of the…
oh.
excuse me.
i just looked up from my notes, i…
this isn’t the “the death-death of the other other” seminar?
oh.
i seem to have strayed into the wrong conference room.
never mind.
i’ll gather up my papers and be on my way.
(what are you smoking? could i try that? these islands are wonderful, everyone’s so friendsome.)
[re=485768]mookworthjwilson[/re]: Totally agree except I’d miss all my friends I usually hunt with with whom I usually hunt. (In case you’ve already implemented the program.)
[re=485771]ChernobylSoup v2[/re]: HTML fail. I’ll go turn in my guns to FEMA now. Damn strikethrough.
OMG! What country is this. Asia?
Where is Dick Cheney with a shot gun when you actually need him.
Abortion kills precious American babies who otherwise could go on to kill dirty foreign babies.
I think it’s real helpful when the wingnuts bring props to their protests. For example, if those kindly wingnuts didn’t show their baby, I wouldn’t have known what abortion is.
It’s also instructive to bring little kids to an abortion protest.
Little kid: Why are we here, mommy?
Wingnut parent: Because the president kills babies, baby child.
Little kid: ::breaks down sobbing in abject terror for its life::
Lesson learned. That little kid won’t be having an abortion anytime soon.
RoscoePColtraine: Just stand in the middle of the road perhaps?
how long will Obama maintain this illusion that he’s really from Hawaii????????!!!111!?!!!
When I was there two or three years ago Hawaii was heavy with Paultards and other people with jacked-up pickups and bad ideas, so it is not terribly surprising that protesters could be found there.
I thought presidents went to Crawford for vacation.
[re=485736]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Obviously Roscoe, you’ve never lived in Portland, OR for any length of time…Shit, there is a day for each liberal PAC and hippiesque, hackneyed, crazy cause o’ the day….
And Barack Obama plays golf.
Great tag line, Jim.
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