Oh God Can We Please Just *Not* Have A War On Yemen?

WHERE TO EVEN BEGIN. So we're going to begin to lose a full-scale underfunded, undermanned War on Yemen very soon. Probably around Martin Luther King Day; that should provide enough time to load the RV. But this is going to happen. This is America, remember? Of 9/11 fame? And a hilarious "War on Yemen" sounds just stupid enough for our government to do it. And Josephine Lieberman shall leadeth.

Whoa hey jesus criminy:

"Somebody in our government said to me in Sana'a, the capital of Yemen, Iraq was yesterday's war. Afghanistan is today's war. If we don't act preemptively, Yemen will be tomorrow's war. That's the danger we face."

And we all know that the best way to "act preemptively" to avoid a war is to... have a preemptive war! It's like a "regular war" but with much more FUCK YEAH and much less FIRM LEGAL GROUNDING.

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