• February 16, 2012
DANCEY-DANCE TIME

Michelle and Barack Do the Christmas Boogie With This Red Space Monster From Space

by Ken Layne

3:26 pm December 25, 2009

Go go, go Brobee, go go, go Brobee ...
Here’s a special Xmas Photo of your president and first lady “getting down” (that’s Chicago ACORN talk) with the red space monster “MUNO” from teevee’s Yo Gabba Gabba. Who would want to go to Hawaii when you could do this all night, in front of a portrait of George Washington, WHO BUILT THIS HOUSE WITH BLACK SLAVE LABOR? [Flickr]

{ 47 comments }

DickTaterPeeNoShay December 25, 2009 at 3:35 pm

Hmmm, Barry dancing with men-type dolls. I suspected he had conservative leanings.

Ye Olde Fap-Smith December 25, 2009 at 3:40 pm

I thought the Obamas were being visited by the James Brown ghost of Christmas past.

memzilla December 25, 2009 at 3:40 pm

“After having successfully trained one woman dressed in red to attack Der Papenführer, MusliSocioFasciCommie Obama prepares his next operative to attack Michele Bachmann.”

Extemporanus December 25, 2009 at 3:42 pm

Santa’s got a brand new bag!

Fox News Light December 25, 2009 at 3:42 pm

One of the rare good things to come out of South Carolina..The fired and ready to go lady out of Greenwood. Happy Hollar Days from the Palmetto State.

Sleeves December 25, 2009 at 3:43 pm

(Of course it was Pierre Chip L’Enfant having built this house out of Scots, Guido and Black Africans.)

Extemporanus December 25, 2009 at 3:45 pm

[re=485174]Ye Olde Fap-Smith[/re]: [re=485176]Extemporanus[/re]: I swear to Gabba your comment wasn’t there when I hit submit, you time traveling space demon, you.

Sleeves December 25, 2009 at 3:48 pm

(Before the Redsuits scotched her in 1814….a tear all-nighter.)

Ye Olde Fap-Smith December 25, 2009 at 3:54 pm

[re=485179]Extemporanus[/re]:I was going to shoop a Santy Claus hat on J.B.’s mugshot and linkey-link, but I’m too stoned/lazy. So I took the easy way out

Extemporanus December 25, 2009 at 3:56 pm

Could one of you orphan nog chuggers tastefully Blingee this HOLIDAY CARD for me, please?

I can’t get the gay ass lump of coal website to work properly, and I’m thisclose to taking my pants down in protest.

On behalf of Baby Jesus the Emo Vampire, I thank you.

chascates December 25, 2009 at 4:02 pm

Is there one Chinese restaurant open in DC to feed the likes of Krauthammer, Kristol, Cohen, and the rest?

Sleeves December 25, 2009 at 4:02 pm

[re=485182]Extemporanus[/re]: Baby Jesus the Emo Vampire and Future Zombie…

Sleeves December 25, 2009 at 4:05 pm

[re=485184]chascates[/re]: http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/dining/reviews/blog/2007/12/top_ten_chinese_open_christmas.html

Joshua Norton December 25, 2009 at 4:10 pm

Why are they allowed to wander all over the White House like that? Shouldn’t they stay in the servant’s quarters where they belong?

Some people….

Extemporanus December 25, 2009 at 4:10 pm

[re=485181]Ye Olde Fap-Smith[/re]: We were both wrong:

That red creature is actually Alex Curvello, Prince Impersonator extraordinaire!

[re=485186]Sleeves[/re]: Baby Jesus the Emo Vampire and Future Ghey Moran Zombie.

Sleeves December 25, 2009 at 4:21 pm

[re=485184]chascates[/re]: (Hunan Manor is pretty good, 410-381-1134.)

finallyhappy December 25, 2009 at 4:33 pm

[re=485184]chascates[/re]: I bet some of them go to Mei-Wah in Friendship Heights.

Sleeves December 25, 2009 at 4:35 pm

[re=485196]Sleeves[/re]: Jesus Christ, Cohen will want the Silver Springs so Wong numba: 301-681-5360.

Sleeves December 25, 2009 at 5:03 pm

[re=485198]finallyhappy[/re]: Yep, I was going to say “Tell them to eat a plate of fish dicks for Khomeini. Your Wonkette will supply the IP.”

thesheriffisnear December 25, 2009 at 5:38 pm

Mars is inhabited by flashy Negroes? Who knew!?!?

Country Club Jihadi December 25, 2009 at 5:52 pm

Godzilla vs. The Jive Monster

Hedley Lamar December 25, 2009 at 7:02 pm

Who knew that Barry was into Cosplay?

Mahousu December 25, 2009 at 8:04 pm

Maybe it’s the five eggnogs I’ve had, but I can’t tell if that’s a rug or a bottomless pit. I suspect the latter, and that Obama is about to push that red space ambassador into it, 300-style.

Madness? THIS IS SPART… I MEAN, AMERICA!.

eclecticbrotha December 25, 2009 at 9:03 pm

[re=485224]Mahousu[/re]: Epic.

Are we sure that’s not Po the red Teletubby trying to push Obama into the fireplace?

“Fired up? I’ll show your ass fired up!”

El Pinche December 25, 2009 at 9:38 pm

[re=485224]Mahousu[/re]: Yeah, I had no idea the WH had a pit of death room. It must have been installed during the Cheney years.

d4g33z December 25, 2009 at 9:40 pm

[re=485224]Mahousu[/re]: Good call. The ‘trumpe l’oeil’ was missed the first time. Hilarious…

Dolmance December 25, 2009 at 10:26 pm

I hate to be such a downer on Christmas, but I have to face the reality that one day there’s going to be a middle aged white guy sitting in the Oval Office. And there’s going to be white children running around a white First Lady.

It’s too horrible to contemplate. I can’t take it. I need some medicine to get through this.

schvitzatura December 25, 2009 at 10:29 pm

Merry Krumpmas! Pssht!

Bearbloke December 25, 2009 at 11:04 pm

[re=485257]Dolmance[/re]: Not if I can help it! SEGREGATION NOW!! SEGREGATION FOREVER!!

Bearbloke December 25, 2009 at 11:12 pm

[re=485257]Dolmance[/re]: WHITE people in the Oval Office?!?
Jeebus Hoo-sain Chree-ist – not if I can help it! SEGREGATION NOW!! SEGREGATION FOREVER!!

Please forgive me – that was the mulled Christmas wine speaking, as my Senior-Bear and I have been drinking for about 2 days – so Happy Drinkmas, I love you baby…

hotdog December 25, 2009 at 11:13 pm

The Bible says Christmas trees are bad.
Jeremiah 10:1-4

Lil' Kim Jong-Il December 26, 2009 at 1:07 am

[re=485182]Extemporanus[/re]: Done. Happy belated Blingee-mas: http://bln.gs/b/1q6q0h

hunter.blatherer December 26, 2009 at 6:17 am

I guess that New Yorker cover wasn’t satire, after all. And Washington wept, also.

Sleeves December 26, 2009 at 8:17 am

[re=485264]Bearbloke[/re]: Your suggestion of guilt is rejected. Isn’t this a gossip site for persons that despise gossip, a comedy site for persons whose political identity—for reasons vocational, organic, weird, or mystical—is able only as a sock puppet with the anima of Pinocchio and the sarcasm of Colonial morality plays? “I wish I could bore you about something else but American politics. But there is nothing else worth thinking of in the world. All else is leather and prunella.” Could we imagine a gossip site for capital /ˈɛs/ Stoics? Never the need!

Downtheroadapiece December 26, 2009 at 10:34 am

Dancing is AWESOME!

Extemporanus December 26, 2009 at 12:52 pm

Lil’ Kim Jong-Il:

Though the lil’ “‘” in your nom de Wonkette apparently renders your comment unreplyable in the traditional manner, I would nonetheless like to sincerely thank you for the unapologetically [re=485182]untasteful[/re] Blingee.

It is a gift which I shall not soon forget, and one unmatched by every other fucker on this site who were too lazy to step up and help a brotha in neeed.

Extemporanus December 26, 2009 at 12:58 pm

[re=485224]Mahousu[/re]: So dead on.

The invading Oompa Loompas don’t stand a chance.

sezme December 26, 2009 at 1:36 pm

So Barry got the “Fired up; Ready to go!” slogan from watching the Transformers?

Can O Whoopass December 26, 2009 at 4:12 pm

Shhhh……. must be a Kenyan moslem conspiracy, dancing on nog…..

Lionel Hutz Esq. December 27, 2009 at 1:41 am

When are they going to get Bootsy Collins to visit and bring the funk?

Plus, everyone knows that Yo Gabba Gabba is only watched by stoners and the children of stoners.

DC Hates Me December 27, 2009 at 5:50 am

The Spirit of Disco Past has come to boogie all night long.

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S.Luggo December 27, 2009 at 11:02 pm

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s Nigerian mother does a joyous Islamo-Terorist dance when she learns from she learns from our Kenyan President and his Negro wife that her gift of exploding crotch powder has cleared Dutch airport security.
– Fox News

chascates December 28, 2009 at 12:11 am

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MMS December 28, 2009 at 11:16 am

(a) Barry and Michelle are dancing like Sims. Just outed myself as a nerd there…yeah, I played the Sims for about a week, non-stop, eight or nine years ago…what of it?

(b)sbbshoe073: Can you or can you not confirm that you are Barry’s illegal uncle living in squalor in Ethopia, United State of Africa? Do you have his terrible birth certificate?

Sleeves December 29, 2009 at 4:55 pm

[re=485224]Mahousu[/re]: “Epic” indeed.

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