Beloved Nazi Pope Joseph Ratzinger was just doing whatever He does at the Vatican on Christmas Eve, when a mysterious Lady In Red just cold knocked his old Nazi ass to the floor, for like two seconds, no big, but of course it is Christmas Sacrilege to do this to this guy, the current pope and former Nazi and future Sinter Klaus. Fröhliche Weihnachten!
Let’s have a quick Children’s Treasury of freak-out video reports — with bonus YouTube comments — regarding this Prada-slipper-wearing Pope, our “queen of hearts,” getting pushed over by an emo girl:
shadowninja553 (34 minutes ago)
so what a woman tried to knock down a guy in a dresss who cares??? fucking religious basterds.
etfisftw
lol oh wow
juanthestabber
Guess she was trying to avenge Mace Windu.
babalisa06
All gays hates catholic church
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So much for papal infallibility
Say, you know which other German-speaking leader, idolized by millions and bedecked with mystical symbols, survived an assassination attempt?
Can we get his security for Dick Cheney?
In the feature presentation, half drunk divines sit around muttering theological nonsense,
while their naked clerks count up all the coins won by telling those funny fantasy tales about free trips to heaven even for some naughty boys.
[re=485050]memzilla[/re]: Margaret Thatcher or Ronald Reagan?
Pope to join Santa on World tour.
Another routine pope smear from the wonkettez.
Cow tipping has finally spread to Europe.
[re=485054]Up To Here Again[/re]: [re=485057]Hedley Lamar[/re]: Snarkeit Macht Frei.
[re=485059]memzilla[/re]: Is it to be perfection for you, Sinéad?
…zilla: Quoi?
That must have really startled those around him. I’ll be praying for his wife and kids.
[re=485050]memzilla[/re]: ( But Schäuble is my answer: Now there’s a name for nothing-like-that-short-of-happening. So many…”Duke of Battersea” just surges through the teeth. )
I hope he didn’t Pope his pants.
[re=485049]pampl[/re]: That’s a lot of Bull.
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I assume other people have noticed that some of the most high profile crazy women of the past few years have been wearing red shirts (the crazy woman babbling about Arabs at the McCain rally, Birth Certificate baggy lady, and now this person).
Is this some sort of red shirt crazy woman cult?
She should win an award for taking down the head of the biggest scam in history.
This has ruined Christmas for me and I will be taking down my tree, after I open all the presents and goodies and sing songs, and suchlike.
[re=485078]phineas_bounderby[/re]: The new clout of (monthly) courses? I like it. :ducks again:
Can’t wait to see what happens during the Queen’s Christmas message!
Remember that Spider walking up the Pope’s face? Well, that was the Pope. That rat clawed little yellow thing that wears all the robes is his brain dead automaton that does His bidding.
She would have done better just to spray his face with some Black Flag. That would have finished the creature that lives inside his head and rendered the automaton completely inert.
Cue 1,000 youtube parodies with historical figures being bum rushesd and tackled by emo girl as the new internet meme.
“Ask not what your country can do for you…ask what your country do f…WTF WOMAN ARE YOU CRAZY????”
Damn groupees.
[re=485090]Dolmance[/re]: I’m reminded less of Pixies than to of Berkeley Breathed’s references to roach spray.
[re=485050]memzilla[/re]: David Hasselhoff?
[re=485101]soxrulecubsdrool[/re]: Heehee
You know, I was thinking about this woman who always tried to knock me down for years after the night we met, then proceeded to get really drunk together and jumped in the shower. I did something in there she considered to be particularly, almost poignantly rude and from then on she became completely unhinged every time she saw me – throwing drinks, kicking, trying to push me off my feet.
This could be a similar case.
[re=485108]Dolmance[/re]: You always stuck me as a warm player but, yes, I’m sorry to say I love all those goirls. Once. I asked to borrow her 1992 MR2, and it was suddenly crashed on Nevada’s Mount Rose!
I read she tried to do something like this last year- is it Michele Salehi? Also some old Fench cardinal had his leg broken by her jump.
“…you’ll remember that, a couple years ago, a man—almost!—jumped into his Jeep…we don’t know at this point whether the woman had hostile intentions, or whether it was just one of these cases someone, really, trying to get close to the Pope…yeshv often happens: normally, they’re blocked…they hafv-he-has[...]”
Greg Burke is so drunk.
Wait, let me get this straight. So the Pope wears a 3 foot tall hat, rides around in his very own version of the weiner mobile, and thinks that everything he says has the imprimatur of God, but it’s the woman who’s a nut?
I sure hope that this doesn’t scramble the Pope’s brains and thwart his mission to have Pope Pius XII (see “Hitler’s Pope” at Amazon.com) made into a recognized Saint. Could anything be more worthy?
Eh, Palin’s trying for more attention again. Ignore her.
[re=485119]realityczech[/re]: Well thank you for some LOGIC, at last. Now I can get back to the eggnog in peace.
The Fox guy called the Pope a world leader? Like in the real world? I also like the charming story he relayed about the Pope as a youth in seminary school – ’cause I wasn’t picturing him wearing a swastika until a whole minute into the video!
My mom always wanted me to be the first American pope. But for the grace of God there’s goes I (getting knocked down)!
[re=485049]pampl[/re]: Thank you for the Christmas gift of a belly laugh.
This woman wasn’t crazed at all, but instead was playing a new X-treme sport called Vatican Asshat Bowling. By knocking down both El Papas Fritas and a French bishop she picked up the incredible 7-10 split previously believed to be impossible. Bravo!
FUCK THE POPE!
12/25/09: NEVAR REGIFT!!1
HAPPY HOLIDAYS WONKETTE!
[re=485137]Extemporanus[/re]: You know what? Screw that.
I’m regifting my perfectly good comments from when yesterday, which is when I originally linked to the Poop Benedick video:
http://wonkette.com/412918/dingbat-woman-takes-down-her-christmas-tree-because-senate-passed-health-care-bill#comment-484973
http://wonkette.com/412918/dingbat-woman-takes-down-her-christmas-tree-because-senate-passed-health-care-bill#comment-485028
Just trying to be economical during these trying financial times…
[re=485078]phineas_bounderby[/re]: Apparently it is
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/1511.cover-small.jpg
That he contnued to perform his annual tomfoolery is a miracle and the first step to sainthood.
I hope she didn’t get hurt.
So why did the security guards jump all over that crazy woman; aren’t good catholics supposed to just turn the other cheek? Wait, nevermind– there’s a really horrible priest fucking little boy joke in there that just shouldn’t come out on baby jeebus’ birfday.
[re=485146]SayItWithWookies[/re]: (Thank you for that recipe. I made it, yesterday, with proper (but licensed) corn bourbon.)
(Thanks most of all for the laughs, these years.)
[re=485078]phineas_bounderby[/re]:
Is this some sort of red shirt crazy woman cult?
Sisterhood of the Traveling Rants?
[re=485078]phineas_bounderby[/re]: “Is this some sort of red shirt crazy woman cult?”
You may be onto something here. Isn’t Bible Spice partial to red? Esp. in leather?
Lady in dress:1
Man in dress:0
So, the Lady in Red mistook Joe Ratzinger for John Dillinger. Easy mistake to make.
[re=485119]realityczech[/re]: Well said, sir!
Is was just Michelle Bachmann trying to kiss him.
Those wacky Catholics, always up to something crazy…
I can’t wait until she does it again next year.
Pope Tipping could become a tradition on Christmas. Wouldn’t that be fun?!!
Schade. This never would have happened if he’d been in the bulletproof Pope-Segway.
… he then proceeded to swing a very dusty lamp around the building (Satans ashes maybe?). the end.
[re=485152]Sleeves[/re]: You’re welcome on both counts — a had some of the cider last night too — it’s highly effective.
Vatican spokesman denies the woman was his Holiness’ illegitimate daughter.
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