We’ve got so many retrospectives, year-enders, decade-enders, thumbsuckers, years in review and other such journamalism prepared for your End-of-Days Holiday Fuckoff Time, it’s crazy! But we don’t want you to forget our first round of delightful remembrances of America’s lamest decade. Read these, while we get some more ready to post!
- Decade of Feces: Top 100 Moments of the 2000s: Looks like we got all the way from #100 to, uh, #85 in this “first of a series” collection of the Ideas That Shaped Our Time.
- The Decade In Videos: From Gore To Whatever: The first five years of our ‘Nads YouTube Spectacular was so utterly depressing that we never got around to 2005-2009. It’s better that way.
- A Decade of Blingees: 2007-2009: One time around 1998 we said, to somebody (?), “You can get fucked if there’s anything better in History than the Animated GIF.” And then, like a miracle, Alex Pareene found the Blingee in a “virtual dumpster” behind a Hot Topic in Houston.
- Wonkette’s 2009 War On Xmas Gift Guide: As featured on Garrison Keillor’s Da Gift of Da Magi, our annual holiday gift list has ruined marriages and made children cry from Bangor, Maine, to somewhere around Nebraska, we bet. And this year, the dildo was shaped like Obama. (Relive the entire decade of Wonkette War On Xmas Gift Guides with our 2008 sexytime edition and our pornographic 2006 webzine.)