Roland Burris Devastates Senate With A B A B Rhyme Scheme

Watch maudlin narcissist Roland Burris read a "health care-themed" iteration of "Twas the Night Before Christmas" on the Senate floor. "We'll clog up the Senate, they cried with a grin/And in the midterm elections, we'll get voted in!" Chilling. Roland Burris will take two copies in his ark to the River Styx. [ YouTube ]