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  • karen

    Carrie Underwood gave him his flu shot?

  • WadISay

    Orly Taintz is going to shoot you full of the crazy. Run, Barry, run.

  • x111e7thst

    Is that the White House basement? Wherever it is it looks like they could usefully turn up the heat a little.

  • Strongy O

    Barack “Rent-boy” Obama: [narrating] Take the best orgasm you’ve ever had… multiply it by a thousand, and you’re still nowhere near it.

  • gurukalehuru

    That White House nurse looks a bit like Britney Spears. If you need to get a shot, that helps.

  • TGY

    In the ARM? Drop ’em, Mr. President!

  • thesheriffisnear

    Ah, don’t bother rolling up your sleeve…

  • gurukalehuru

    That does NOT look like Orly Taitz. The Carrie Underwood comparison I can see.

  • Sleeves

    Wehr we shoot the works…in the hottest darn uniforms in the Department of Health and Heimat!

    -Danny Unction

  • RoscoePColtraine

    How many millions of lives were disrupted for him to tie up traffic so he could head down to Kaiser for his shot? Obama just doesn’t care about us regular folks.

  • thesheriffisnear

    [re=483551]TGY[/re]: My God man, how did you beat me to the needle in the butt reference by one minute. It is evident I’m gonna have to stay in all day as bad luck awaits out of doors.

  • Nappied Hypotenuse

    Next Round of Stimulus: New curtains. Jesus fuck that is some serious ugly.

  • tootsieroll

    Nurse: “It’s just a little prick…”

    Barry: “Joe???”

  • ManchuCandidate

    The needle went in so it proves least he’s not from Krypton.

  • Paul Tardy

    America’s New Health Care Plan: Thailand!!!

  • kapish

    You didn’t see the needle actually puncture his arm.
    He doesn’t shoot that New World Order stuff himself.
    Alex Jones warned him. Alex will be the new health czar in 2010.

  • magic titty

    But what is he wearing? A catsuit?!? That’s the real story…

  • ChernobylSoup v2

    I’m trying to think of a circumstance for which the White House medical room needs an eye chart but I’ve got nothing.

  • Mr Blifil


  • AggieDemocrat

    This is how he receives his instructions from the Kenyans/Manchuria/Elders of Zion/Commies/etc., right?

  • Pompous Magnus

    Administer the SuperSocialist Serum immediately, Nurse Brooks!!!

  • magic titty

    That’s Intern Juli in that photo, btw.

  • ForTheTurnstiles

    [re=483557]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Funny you mention that. I’m positive you can find that curtain on the third floor of the Kaiser center in Falls Church. Never seen that nurse there, though.

  • Larry McAwful

    Can I make a sexy nurse joke here? Or is the year 1966 too far in the past already?

  • charlesdegoal

    “You have beautiful veins”

  • Mr Blifil

    I hope she remembered the 4-hour erection disclaimer…

  • rev_matt_y

    Helloooooo Nurse!

    More because I love Animaniacs than that I think that particular nurse is hot.

  • Guppy06

    Barry found the white wimmenz!

  • Dolmance

    That’s a speedball he’s being injected with, from one of his girlfriends who used to be a nurse.

  • Mr Blifil

    [re=483582]rev_matt_y[/re]: That particular nurse is hot, though I take your point, maybe not by degenerate Maxim magazine standards. C’mon man. She’s someone’s blessed daughter, the love of someone’s life. It’s demeaning to suggest that she’s somehow not worth humping.

  • the problem child

    This is “a White House nurse,” according to the Flickr caption. How many White House nurses are there, anyway, and what do they do all day, when they are not poking needles into the President and, presumably, his family?

  • Clancy_Pants

    Major? Or is that a Rotary badge?

  • slavojzizek

    We get a glimpse of Barry’s upper arm to fap to, and all anyone can talk about is the nurse?! Truly, the lustre of The One has worn off.

  • Larry McAwful

    [re=483591]Mr Blifil[/re]: Thank you for that. Never again will I feel the slightest guilt for leering at married women and the occasional sexy nun.

  • ttommyunger

    thesheriffisnear’s username made me laugh. I get the “Blazing Saddles” reference; but more importantly I get that our National Political Environment today mirrors the plot of that marvelous movie. The suave, sophisticated (but black) Sheriff put over a collection of citizens best described by his alcoholic sidekick as: “the common clay, the salt of the earth, you know-morons”. I am daily amazed at how having a black President has created a whole new class of political activist, no longer satisfied with Cheetos, Porn and Tractor Pulls, now teabagging, emailing and protesting against all things Obama. When folk like Sarah Palin, Toby Keith and Joe the Plumber are repeatedly propelled onto the National consciousness, we are well through the looking glass. Sorry for the lack of snarkyness, I’ll try to do better next time.

  • Prommie

    [re=483591]Mr Blifil[/re]: Thank You! Finally, someone who understands.

  • mookworthjwilson

    [re=483594]the problem child[/re]: They assist Dr. Lawrence Kutner…he’s still getting called in for consultations with House…the suicide was a ruse…

  • Godot

    I won’t support health care reform unless there’s a provision that all nurses must be at least that sexy.

  • vonbon3000

    Is it just me or does his head look photoshopped into this picture?

  • Prommie

    [re=483600]Larry McAwful[/re]: You felt guilty? Just for leering?

  • WarAndG

    [re=483609]vonbon3000[/re]: Photoshop. And alert Michelle Malkin about the curtain in the background it looks suspiciously Moozlim-y.

  • Larry McAwful

    [re=483612]Prommie[/re]: Only when she’s a relative.

  • mookworthjwilson

    [re=483615]WarAndG[/re]: and this is what that eye chart originally looked like: http://mylifestream.net/photostream/uploaded_images/edit.Arabic.EyeChart-in-Many-Langs-21May06-7-782463.jpg

  • thesheriffisnear

    [re=483604]ttommyunger[/re]: Don’t read too much into it. Its a way of saying that I’m a cop. and Black, also.

  • Franklin Pierce & Pierce

    What happens when Obama gets the Swine Flu vaccine that compels him to obey Obama?

    Nobody knows…

  • Naked Bunny with a Whip

    C’mon, Barry, take the whole shirt off! For science! Woo!

  • Katydid

    OK, wait. Goldman Sachs got the flu shots before Hopey?

    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is Jake Tapper when you need the prick?

  • Prommie

    [re=483634]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Don’t taze me, bro.

  • Katydid

    [re=483551]TGY[/re]: That is my daily atheist prayer anyway.

  • Darkness

    [re=483560]Nappied Hypotenuse[/re]: I suspect the emergency resuscitation (and in Reagan’s case, cyborg adjustment) facility probably shares the same decorator with the Oval Office.

  • Darkness
  • Sparky McGruff

    [re=483560]Nappied Hypotenuse[/re]: After she’s done with the flu shot, she’s going to make some play clothes for the Obama girls from the curtains, then teach them to sing!

    The hills are alive, with the sound of socialists…

  • thefrontpage

    Now, why can’t ALL of us get needle shots from hot babe sexy nurses with long flowing blond hair and sexy pouts?!!!

  • doxastic

    No one ever said that our Commie-Nazi government takeover would include snazzy beatnick turtlenecks for everyone! I for one welcome our minimalist-aesthetics fashion overlords.

  • Neoyorquino

    What? No comments about the nurse’s Socialist-y Chairman Mao suit?

  • sezme

    Green Balloons! Green Balloons!

  • ChernobylSoup v2

    I’ve seen her hair in a Pantine commercial.

  • Escape Goat Nation

    I saw this shot last night because the White House is one of my friends/contacts on Flickr.
    When I look now, this shot is no longer part of my contacts, but there are 5 new ones!
    The American people must be warned!

  • Lascauxcaveman

    [re=483634]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Awesome! You are sooooo invited to my next snowball fight.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    I got my swine flu shot (er… nose drops) last week and my ostensibly female nurse was an androgynous, emaciated looking thing with a crewcut and huge round glasses. Her name badge read “Beanie.” This whole combo was so odd, I thought my precocious 10-year-old daughter (also getting the nose drops) was going to crack wise, but she maintained a neutral, diplomatic stance.

    The snark is strong with that one, but she has it under control.

  • yellowdogdem

    I am deeply disappointed at his rather wimpy looking bicep. C’mon Barry, lift a couple weights.

  • thesheriffisnear

    [re=483746]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Can I put my bullet in my gun, Andy?

  • commuist

    [re=483715]Neoyorquino[/re]: Not to mention the Socialist-y Chairman Stalin writings on the wall

  • Extemporanus

    [re=483753]yellowdogdem[/re]: That’s why he’s seeing a veterinary nurse—his 24″ pythons are sick, brother!

  • Jukesgrrl

    Bubba could have turned this scene into a first-class porn video without even trying. Those were the days. Current administration FAIL.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=483545]WadISay[/re]: She’s seen the needle, and the damage done.

  • Lazy Media

    [re=483596]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Lieutenant Commander equivalent, assuming she’s a member of the Commissioned Corps. They wear Navy uniforms. But that multi-belted tunic thing she’s wearing is kicky.

  • Escape Goat Nation

    Hi, I’m an admin for a group called, “White Bitches Giving their Black Daddies a Fix” and we’d love to have this photo added to the group!

  • aleks

    That arm and hand are whiter than mine.

  • Einstein&#39

    Nurse: “It’s just a little prick…”

    Barry: “Dubya???”


  • loquaciousmusic

    I got my swine flu shot about 30 minutes ago, and my nurse wasn’t nearly that hot. I WANT A REFUND.

  • Ken Layne

    [re=483856]loquaciousmusic[/re]: No kidding, my PIG AIDS nurse was nothing to actually look at with your eyes, either. National Health Care and its sexy sexy tousle-haired sci-fi-fashion nurses cannot come soon enough …

  • Rush

    Barry’s arm is white.

  • Min

    I bet she had her highlights done just for this shot.

  • Carlos

    She has Minnie Mouse arms.

  • Johnny Zhivago

    [re=483596]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Clearly she’s a Major – in the Acorn Militia Medical Corps

  • Johnny Zhivago

    BTW, why is Obama getting injected with Obama DNA????

  • DangerousLiberal

    Faux news caption:

    Obama announces White House needle exchange program

  • mollymcguire

    [re=483721]sezme[/re]: Thank you.

  • Egregious

    Tickets to the gun show!

  • lulzmonger

    At last, he’s finally getting the nanobot upgrade that will allow him to telekinetically force Bin Laden to eat a big plate of ham & bacon … & then YouTube it, For Great Justice.

    First they came for the nanobots, & I said nothing, because I had already been Assimilated …

  • KilgoreTrout_XL

    I guess Obama can’t do as many pullups as I thought he could do. And I’m siding with the “that is a hot nurse” side.

  • d4g33z

    Barry O’bama: speed-ball artist.