SOLVED PROBLEMS  9:22 am December 22, 2009

America’s New Health Care Plan:

by Juli Weiner


Plus! How serious and historical is the Internet’s new photo that will never be displayed out of context? [White House Flickr]

 

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{ 83 comments }

karen December 22, 2009 at 9:27 am

Carrie Underwood gave him his flu shot?

WadISay December 22, 2009 at 9:28 am

Orly Taintz is going to shoot you full of the crazy. Run, Barry, run.

x111e7thst December 22, 2009 at 9:28 am

Is that the White House basement? Wherever it is it looks like they could usefully turn up the heat a little.

Strongy O December 22, 2009 at 9:29 am

Barack “Rent-boy” Obama: [narrating] Take the best orgasm you’ve ever had… multiply it by a thousand, and you’re still nowhere near it.

gurukalehuru December 22, 2009 at 9:30 am

That White House nurse looks a bit like Britney Spears. If you need to get a shot, that helps.

TGY December 22, 2009 at 9:31 am

In the ARM? Drop ‘em, Mr. President!

thesheriffisnear December 22, 2009 at 9:32 am

Ah, don’t bother rolling up your sleeve…

gurukalehuru December 22, 2009 at 9:32 am

That does NOT look like Orly Taitz. The Carrie Underwood comparison I can see.

Sleeves December 22, 2009 at 9:33 am

Wehr we shoot the works…in the hottest darn uniforms in the Department of Health and Heimat!

-Danny Unction

RoscoePColtraine December 22, 2009 at 9:37 am

How many millions of lives were disrupted for him to tie up traffic so he could head down to Kaiser for his shot? Obama just doesn’t care about us regular folks.

thesheriffisnear December 22, 2009 at 9:39 am

[re=483551]TGY[/re]: My God man, how did you beat me to the needle in the butt reference by one minute. It is evident I’m gonna have to stay in all day as bad luck awaits out of doors.

Nappied Hypotenuse December 22, 2009 at 9:43 am

Next Round of Stimulus: New curtains. Jesus fuck that is some serious ugly.

tootsieroll December 22, 2009 at 9:43 am

Nurse: “It’s just a little prick…”

Barry: “Joe???”

ManchuCandidate December 22, 2009 at 9:44 am

The needle went in so it proves least he’s not from Krypton.

Paul Tardy December 22, 2009 at 9:44 am

America’s New Health Care Plan: Thailand!!!

kapish December 22, 2009 at 9:44 am

You didn’t see the needle actually puncture his arm.
He doesn’t shoot that New World Order stuff himself.
Alex Jones warned him. Alex will be the new health czar in 2010.

magic titty December 22, 2009 at 9:45 am

But what is he wearing? A catsuit?!? That’s the real story…

ChernobylSoup v2 December 22, 2009 at 9:46 am

I’m trying to think of a circumstance for which the White House medical room needs an eye chart but I’ve got nothing.

Mr Blifil December 22, 2009 at 9:47 am

RELEASE THE NEEDLE-IN-THE-ASS SHOTZ

AggieDemocrat December 22, 2009 at 9:48 am

This is how he receives his instructions from the Kenyans/Manchuria/Elders of Zion/Commies/etc., right?

Pompous Magnus December 22, 2009 at 9:48 am

Administer the SuperSocialist Serum immediately, Nurse Brooks!!!

magic titty December 22, 2009 at 9:51 am

That’s Intern Juli in that photo, btw.

ForTheTurnstiles December 22, 2009 at 9:54 am

[re=483557]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Funny you mention that. I’m positive you can find that curtain on the third floor of the Kaiser center in Falls Church. Never seen that nurse there, though.

Larry McAwful December 22, 2009 at 9:56 am

Can I make a sexy nurse joke here? Or is the year 1966 too far in the past already?

charlesdegoal December 22, 2009 at 9:58 am

“You have beautiful veins”

Mr Blifil December 22, 2009 at 10:01 am

I hope she remembered the 4-hour erection disclaimer…

rev_matt_y December 22, 2009 at 10:01 am

Helloooooo Nurse!

More because I love Animaniacs than that I think that particular nurse is hot.

Guppy06 December 22, 2009 at 10:07 am

Barry found the white wimmenz!

Dolmance December 22, 2009 at 10:11 am

That’s a speedball he’s being injected with, from one of his girlfriends who used to be a nurse.

Mr Blifil December 22, 2009 at 10:11 am

[re=483582]rev_matt_y[/re]: That particular nurse is hot, though I take your point, maybe not by degenerate Maxim magazine standards. C’mon man. She’s someone’s blessed daughter, the love of someone’s life. It’s demeaning to suggest that she’s somehow not worth humping.

the problem child December 22, 2009 at 10:12 am

This is “a White House nurse,” according to the Flickr caption. How many White House nurses are there, anyway, and what do they do all day, when they are not poking needles into the President and, presumably, his family?

Clancy_Pants December 22, 2009 at 10:14 am

Major? Or is that a Rotary badge?

slavojzizek December 22, 2009 at 10:14 am

We get a glimpse of Barry’s upper arm to fap to, and all anyone can talk about is the nurse?! Truly, the lustre of The One has worn off.

Larry McAwful December 22, 2009 at 10:20 am

[re=483591]Mr Blifil[/re]: Thank you for that. Never again will I feel the slightest guilt for leering at married women and the occasional sexy nun.

ttommyunger December 22, 2009 at 10:23 am

thesheriffisnear’s username made me laugh. I get the “Blazing Saddles” reference; but more importantly I get that our National Political Environment today mirrors the plot of that marvelous movie. The suave, sophisticated (but black) Sheriff put over a collection of citizens best described by his alcoholic sidekick as: “the common clay, the salt of the earth, you know-morons”. I am daily amazed at how having a black President has created a whole new class of political activist, no longer satisfied with Cheetos, Porn and Tractor Pulls, now teabagging, emailing and protesting against all things Obama. When folk like Sarah Palin, Toby Keith and Joe the Plumber are repeatedly propelled onto the National consciousness, we are well through the looking glass. Sorry for the lack of snarkyness, I’ll try to do better next time.

Prommie December 22, 2009 at 10:23 am

[re=483591]Mr Blifil[/re]: Thank You! Finally, someone who understands.

mookworthjwilson December 22, 2009 at 10:25 am

[re=483594]the problem child[/re]: They assist Dr. Lawrence Kutner…he’s still getting called in for consultations with House…the suicide was a ruse…

Godot December 22, 2009 at 10:25 am

I won’t support health care reform unless there’s a provision that all nurses must be at least that sexy.

vonbon3000 December 22, 2009 at 10:27 am

Is it just me or does his head look photoshopped into this picture?

Prommie December 22, 2009 at 10:33 am

[re=483600]Larry McAwful[/re]: You felt guilty? Just for leering?

WarAndG December 22, 2009 at 10:35 am

[re=483609]vonbon3000[/re]: Photoshop. And alert Michelle Malkin about the curtain in the background it looks suspiciously Moozlim-y.

Larry McAwful December 22, 2009 at 10:44 am

[re=483612]Prommie[/re]: Only when she’s a relative.

mookworthjwilson December 22, 2009 at 10:44 am

[re=483615]WarAndG[/re]: and this is what that eye chart originally looked like: http://mylifestream.net/photostream/uploaded_images/edit.Arabic.EyeChart-in-Many-Langs-21May06-7-782463.jpg

thesheriffisnear December 22, 2009 at 10:53 am

[re=483604]ttommyunger[/re]: Don’t read too much into it. Its a way of saying that I’m a cop. and Black, also.

Franklin Pierce & Pierce December 22, 2009 at 10:53 am

What happens when Obama gets the Swine Flu vaccine that compels him to obey Obama?

Nobody knows…

Naked Bunny with a Whip December 22, 2009 at 11:09 am

C’mon, Barry, take the whole shirt off! For science! Woo!

Katydid December 22, 2009 at 11:10 am

OK, wait. Goldman Sachs got the flu shots before Hopey?

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is Jake Tapper when you need the prick?

Prommie December 22, 2009 at 11:11 am

[re=483634]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Don’t taze me, bro.

Katydid December 22, 2009 at 11:12 am

[re=483551]TGY[/re]: That is my daily atheist prayer anyway.

Darkness December 22, 2009 at 11:16 am

[re=483560]Nappied Hypotenuse[/re]: I suspect the emergency resuscitation (and in Reagan’s case, cyborg adjustment) facility probably shares the same decorator with the Oval Office.

Darkness December 22, 2009 at 11:27 am
Sparky McGruff December 22, 2009 at 11:28 am

[re=483560]Nappied Hypotenuse[/re]: After she’s done with the flu shot, she’s going to make some play clothes for the Obama girls from the curtains, then teach them to sing!

The hills are alive, with the sound of socialists…

thefrontpage December 22, 2009 at 11:45 am

Now, why can’t ALL of us get needle shots from hot babe sexy nurses with long flowing blond hair and sexy pouts?!!!

doxastic December 22, 2009 at 11:46 am

No one ever said that our Commie-Nazi government takeover would include snazzy beatnick turtlenecks for everyone! I for one welcome our minimalist-aesthetics fashion overlords.

Neoyorquino December 22, 2009 at 12:15 pm

What? No comments about the nurse’s Socialist-y Chairman Mao suit?

sezme December 22, 2009 at 12:19 pm

Green Balloons! Green Balloons!

ChernobylSoup v2 December 22, 2009 at 12:43 pm

I’ve seen her hair in a Pantine commercial.

Escape Goat Nation December 22, 2009 at 12:51 pm

I saw this shot last night because the White House is one of my friends/contacts on Flickr.
When I look now, this shot is no longer part of my contacts, but there are 5 new ones!
The American people must be warned!

Lascauxcaveman December 22, 2009 at 12:54 pm

[re=483634]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Awesome! You are sooooo invited to my next snowball fight.

Lascauxcaveman December 22, 2009 at 1:00 pm

I got my swine flu shot (er… nose drops) last week and my ostensibly female nurse was an androgynous, emaciated looking thing with a crewcut and huge round glasses. Her name badge read “Beanie.” This whole combo was so odd, I thought my precocious 10-year-old daughter (also getting the nose drops) was going to crack wise, but she maintained a neutral, diplomatic stance.

The snark is strong with that one, but she has it under control.

yellowdogdem December 22, 2009 at 1:08 pm

I am deeply disappointed at his rather wimpy looking bicep. C’mon Barry, lift a couple weights.

thesheriffisnear December 22, 2009 at 1:11 pm

[re=483746]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Can I put my bullet in my gun, Andy?

commuist December 22, 2009 at 1:13 pm

[re=483715]Neoyorquino[/re]: Not to mention the Socialist-y Chairman Stalin writings on the wall

Extemporanus December 22, 2009 at 1:15 pm

[re=483753]yellowdogdem[/re]: That’s why he’s seeing a veterinary nurse—his 24″ pythons are sick, brother!

Jukesgrrl December 22, 2009 at 1:29 pm

Bubba could have turned this scene into a first-class porn video without even trying. Those were the days. Current administration FAIL.

Extemporanus December 22, 2009 at 1:32 pm

[re=483545]WadISay[/re]: She’s seen the needle, and the damage done.

Lazy Media December 22, 2009 at 1:51 pm

[re=483596]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Lieutenant Commander equivalent, assuming she’s a member of the Commissioned Corps. They wear Navy uniforms. But that multi-belted tunic thing she’s wearing is kicky.

Escape Goat Nation December 22, 2009 at 2:05 pm

Hi, I’m an admin for a group called, “White Bitches Giving their Black Daddies a Fix” and we’d love to have this photo added to the group!

aleks December 22, 2009 at 2:24 pm

That arm and hand are whiter than mine.

Einstein' December 22, 2009 at 2:25 pm

[re=483561]tootsieroll[/re]:
Nurse: “It’s just a little prick…”

Barry: “Dubya???”

/fixed

loquaciousmusic December 22, 2009 at 3:00 pm

I got my swine flu shot about 30 minutes ago, and my nurse wasn’t nearly that hot. I WANT A REFUND.

Ken Layne December 22, 2009 at 3:56 pm

[re=483856]loquaciousmusic[/re]: No kidding, my PIG AIDS nurse was nothing to actually look at with your eyes, either. National Health Care and its sexy sexy tousle-haired sci-fi-fashion nurses cannot come soon enough …

Rush December 22, 2009 at 4:51 pm

Barry’s arm is white.

Min December 22, 2009 at 5:01 pm

I bet she had her highlights done just for this shot.

Carlos December 22, 2009 at 7:02 pm

She has Minnie Mouse arms.

Johnny Zhivago December 22, 2009 at 8:21 pm

[re=483596]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Clearly she’s a Major – in the Acorn Militia Medical Corps

Johnny Zhivago December 22, 2009 at 8:28 pm

BTW, why is Obama getting injected with Obama DNA????

DangerousLiberal December 22, 2009 at 9:30 pm

Faux news caption:

Obama announces White House needle exchange program

mollymcguire December 22, 2009 at 11:41 pm

[re=483721]sezme[/re]: Thank you.

Egregious December 23, 2009 at 7:49 am

Tickets to the gun show!

lulzmonger December 23, 2009 at 8:10 am

At last, he’s finally getting the nanobot upgrade that will allow him to telekinetically force Bin Laden to eat a big plate of ham & bacon … & then YouTube it, For Great Justice.

First they came for the nanobots, & I said nothing, because I had already been Assimilated …

KilgoreTrout_XL December 23, 2009 at 10:34 am

I guess Obama can’t do as many pullups as I thought he could do. And I’m siding with the “that is a hot nurse” side.

d4g33z December 23, 2009 at 1:27 pm

Barry O’bama: speed-ball artist.

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