Wonkette operative “Rob J.” sends us this pic of a Real American he saw at L’Enfant Plaza today, making some point about the Blacks and their long history of enslaving others. What a horrible misspelling of that one country’s name! There are two g’s, idiot.
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SERFS UP DUDE!
His shirt = The Constitution
God Bless this Patridiot.
So…this Parallel-Universe-Santa will bring you slaves for Christmas?
He looks like he’d make a lousy slave.
Mauitania must be somewhere in the Soviet Socialist Republic of Hawaii. Kenya dig it?
Well, that shirt has convinced me to vote Republican.
This guys running around DC like this? He must be having some interesting conversations with passersby.
does this have a meaning? The folks in Haiti are confederates too? who knew?
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“Don’t send me back there!”
The back says: “Mustache Rides: 25 Cents (NO COLOREDS)”
Moran
[re=483199]gurukalehuru[/re]: And those poor people haven’t had a Luauitania since the Germans sunk it in WWI.
I’m confused. Is this a sort of “let’s re-enslave them before they enslave us” thing?
“I also have some analysis about the Mexicans and the Goddamned Jews!”
Hmmmm. New places to consider retiring to. Wonder how the health care is in those locales.
That’s not a hat, it’s an afro. When will these self hating black albinos stop self hating?
looking at him I am almost positive that he probably has a slave or two in his basement. Someone dial 911.
He really really really really wants ACORN to shove snowballs up his ass. If someone else here can somehow connect this to a green balloon reference, then this would complete the topical punch line.
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Skoal Rebels Uncle.
[re=483218]Extemporanus[/re]: SCORE!
He’s wearing this racist-y shirt in DC? Maybe the caption should be “Last known photo”.
I went to the Republican National Convention and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
Is that a Terminator in the background about to blow him away?
So that makes it ok I guess?
Hurray! Thank you, John Bolton. And nice fucking hat.
Mauitania: a county in Afica.
Everyone else was doing it. It was MY TURN.
don’t you get it???? since blacks own slaves– we should be able too!!!!!
I’m so voting Republican now!
Hat is stuffed w/tinfoil.
Why is it always some thick neck cracker with some gay-ass moustache? Oh yeah never mind.
The south will rise again, also, too.
You know it’s hard out here for a simp
If the kids in Mauitania, Sudan, Niger and Haiti jumped off a cliff, would you jump too?
[re=483222]SmutBoffin[/re]: Or maybe, “Last Known Photo Taken By Rob J.”
[re=483231]Gorillionaire[/re]: “Thick Neck Cracker” is my new band.
“Hilarious and fact-filled…overflowing with…PEE, POO, and FARTS!”
But their slaves are white? Is that his point? Somehow, I don’t think so.
Also, am I giving him too much credit in wondering if the white type on black t-shirt was part of the message?
$100 tons-of-fun couldn’t point to Mauritania, Sudan, Niger, or Sudan on a map.
“Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this tiny island a new nation, conceived in coconuts and dedicated to the proposition that all conch shells are created equal.”
It’s “Mauritania” not “Mauitania.” That’s two misspellings poophead!
Mauitania…………..
What politician will he be linked to and how soon! Big prizes at stake!
“I guess I’m a racist!”
Hahaha whats yer fucking point dude
[re=483243]snideinplainsight[/re]: “Apart from that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the poi?”
Jon Voight has really let himself go…
[re=483222]SmutBoffin[/re]: I wish he’d been in that snowball fight.
That man looks like he plays the title role in the Whitespoloitation film, “Gringo”
Judging by his shirt, he’s probably extremely upset that blacks can say nigger, too.
Somehow, I doubt he claims to be an atheist, in the real world. But he does believe in Satan Claws!
[re=483242]Don’t Mess with Joe[/re]: Hell, he probably can’t read his t-shirt.
Worst fursuit ever.
From the likely manner in which “Mauitania” is pronounced (Maw-i-tayna) I can only surmise that this is Elmer Fudd, and that cwazy wabbit dressed him in this t-shirt and abandoned him in DC.
I know there has to be stupid, but why does it have to hurt so bad?
[re=483199]gurukalehuru[/re]: It’s where Mau-maus live.
That explains that email I got the other day…
“Hello very much I am happuly married banker email you to inform you your Uncle has passed away and you have unclaimed slaves!!1!!one!! Please send wire money of bank to…”
And by the way, the more politically correct spelling is “Niga”, buddy.
[re=483252]Extemporanus[/re]: [re=483243]snideinplainsight[/re]: “…and here, children, is a picture of our Founding Father and his wife.
http://heykidscomics.com/blog_04170601.jpg
Yup, this is the kinda guy who whispers, “I ain’t a racist, but…”
“John Bolton, on his way to the Current Events Awards Banquet”
This looks suspiciously like the “Get a brain moran” guy.
What about Maumauitania?
Mzungu Aende Ulaya — Mwafrika Apate Uhuru?
I love that crazed Middle American stare he’s got. It’s like someone just took his stapler.
On the plus side, he supports health care reform.
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1990/bitchesdontknow.png
Not to be pedantic…strike that…to be explicitly pedantic…but actually, Haitians (by and large) don’t own slaves, they ARE HELD as slaves, by Dominicans on the sugar plantations. So when he reprints the shirt to fix the Mau Mau Mixup, maybe he can do a back-print that says, “Spics Own Spearchucker Slaves in the Dominican Republic.”
That way, his friends in DC would know just what a sweetie he is coming AND going.
[re=483268]OrangeAlert[/re]: You got my email! Well, what do you think?
I would like you all to know that I do not own slaves, but that I would one day like to have a harem of hot men who think Lady Gaga is ok every once in a while but don’t really get the big deal.
[re=483280]rocktonsammy[/re]: It’s ok. He’s with us on everything except the war.
But dude, what about your DIABEETUS?
We cannot allow a slave gap to exist between us and “Mauitania”!
Our species is doomed. (Wonkette, you know this is snark candy don’t you.)
[re=483285]Nigerian Business Executive[/re]: NIgerian BUSiness execUTIVe rEVOLution!
If they own slaves in Niger, who knows where the lawlessness ends. Maybe Joseph Wilson (the earlier, libtardy one) was wrong, then. Maybe the gov’t in West Africa was shipping Yellowcake to Iraq.
Is Rand Paul hosting a DC fundraiser tonight?
BTW, Mr. Editor: Santa Claus does not have an “e” on the end (although the Atheist Santa Clause just might).
[re=483201]Ducksworthy[/re]: He need not worry. Anyone crazy enough to wear a shirt saying that in the district wouldn’t be approached by anyone with the possible exception of the district cops or secret service. Anyone with any sense would figure he would be armed and crazy enough to use it with little or no provocation. In short, y’all don’t fuck with crazy unless you have to.
I would like to take this guy on a tour of some of the lesser know neighborhoods of Washington DC. You know, the places that are only mentioned in the Post’s “Local” section.
Of course, given weak economic conditions, most blacks these days are strategically defaulting on their slaves, leaving the keys on the kitchen counter, and renting.
He’s probably got one of these too:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=7556
First, Yellowcake. Now, slaves. What further evil lurks in the cold, black heart of Darkest Africa?
[re=483299]Rotundo[/re]: Especially not with snowballs.
Wait, is it supposed to be Mauitania? Like Maui? I don’t need to give him that much credit.
Oh GODDAMNIT Grandpa. Who let you out of the house?
[re=483295]Extemporanus[/re]: You realize, of course, that we already have a copy of your Enigma machine, do you not?
and all I got was this lousy t-shirt?
Points off for not including a Tiger Woods reference in this very topical shirt.
This is a good place for my favorite phrase: “Probably true, but definitely irrelevant.”
Y[re=483260]Gopherit[/re]: eah, and he misseed “Montana” too.
When do we get to see the picture of this obnoxious white jerk having the shit beat out of him by powerfully muscular young African-Americans? The last thing I would wear at L’Enfant Plaza would be any t-shirt that included ANY word beginning with “n.”
[re=483303]Joey Ratz[/re]: Ha! There you see it, ladies and gentlemen, “The Master Race”.
I don’t know about Santa Claus, but St. Nicholas used to have a black slave, Black Peter, who would beat the bad children.
I think you all are being too hard on weird, Confederate Martin Mull. His Union counterpart has had so much more success, and now this is the only job he can get, provoking teh Kenyans in exchange for, what? Pesos? Canadian money? This is what the OBAMA ECONOMY has brought us to.
That’s the face of a man who’s just realized he got off at the wrong metro station, and now he’s going to die.
[re=483211]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Those messages are printed on his underpants.
The U.N. Tourism Board came to regret going with the low bidder on its new advertising campaign.
[re=483317]Mr Blifil[/re]: So when you’re down at Baby Plaza, you’re strictly an Adidas guy?
Haiti? HAITI?!? THIS Haiti?
“It was the first independent nation in Latin America, the first post-colonial independent Black-led nation in the world, and the only nation whose independence was gained as part of a successful slave rebellion.”
My my, how times have changed. Well, now that I know there’s a source of supply in this hemisphere, I’ll just cancel that next jaunt to Morocco…
[re=483201]Ducksworthy[/re]: Was he even able to leave the plaza under his own power?
Hey, crazy uncle phil, who said black people were better than white people? no one, that’s who. your fucked up little brain leaped to that conclusion as soon as someone uttered the words, black people are human. Seek therapy, dude.
Mom?
[re=483210]Morbo the Annihilator[/re]: Did you ever doubt that conservatives wanted slaves again?
In bed.
[re=483309]user-of-owls[/re]: Who you callin’ eNIGma, cracker?
[re=483229]Snarkalicious[/re]: tinfoil hats only concentrate the rays, unless grounded!
[re=483335]Extemporanus[/re]: Yo enigMAMA, dats who!
[re=483218]Extemporanus[/re]: That’s Tron Guy. He fights for
the usersleftovers.Shouldn’t there be a teabag hanging off that moustache?
[re=483332]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Yes, of course. Half the fun of owning slaves was f*cking them whenever you felt like it. That’s why Black Americans often aren’t very black. (I suspect, too, a lot of Southern Whites are only “Jamaica White,” if you know what I mean.)
Nice to see Captain Kangagroo again.
He forgot the “just saying” addendum.
Boy, John Bolton has really let himself go since the UN gig ended.
Hmmmm…wear a t-shirt, or do this:
http://www.restavekfreedom.org/
Decisions, decisions…
Its Tony Clifton!!!
[re=483201]Ducksworthy[/re]: Yeah, I was thinking he should take the Green Line down to Southeast and wear that patriotic, Eagle Tear-washed T-shirt all around the place. That’ll go over real well!
[re=483311]Dave J.[/re]: That was the Maui-tania part. People born in Hawaii are Muslim slave owners too.
[re=483342]zhubajie[/re]: Jamaican that up, tan boy.
Why am I feeling that guy is living off a government pension?
This guy thinks the usual conservative “you’re racist for calling me a racist” argument is for pussies. He’s going straight for WHY DO BLACK PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT SLAVERY IF THEY LOVE ENSLAVING SO MUCH?!
Needs more bling. http://tinyurl.com/ycco8ju
How can he be a “Real American” and an atheist?
[re=483336]zhubajie[/re]: Nope. Even when grounded.
Wal Mart owns slaves HERE
That guy scared the shit out of me. I ran right after I took it. Did NOT want to be associated with him.
Also, the same thing was written on his back.
Why does he Haiti Nigers, Mauitania?
Take note other cities. D.C’s crazy people are so classy they get their deranged gibberish printed on t-shirts.
Aren’t we all Barack Obama’s white slaves now that Death Panels are law?* Shouldn’t the U.S. be added to that list?
*Nonwhites excepted.
[re=483325]user-of-owls[/re]: When in Rome…
Which district does he represent?
Despite the misspellings, this t-shirt is brilliant. The subtle message is that Bush was a hypocrite for invading the non-slaveholding country of Iraq, while making no effort to change the regimes of the four enumerated slaveholding countries. Either that, or it’s totally incoherent.
[re=483223]sezme[/re]: WIN!!!
I’m going to ty to ignoe that pick.
[re=483425]hotdog[/re]: And we might have had a chance of beating one or two of them. And what about Grenada, the Pakistan of the Caribbean?
Dear African-Americans and Black people:
Please don’t think we don’t hate crackers like this almost as much as you do.
This moment in racial transcendencyness brought to you by Santa. Merry Xmas! Drink!
[re=483206]Patty Dumpling[/re]: Some of us can remember when things really were like that, back in the bad old days.
I think HP must be a Mauitanian corporation.
[re=483231]Gorillionaire[/re]:
http://home.earthlink.net/~platter/common/images/0605-04.jpg
I don’t want to ruin my reputation by appearing to get all “United Nations” or “It’s A Small World After All” on you. But I have to say, a picture like this warms the cockles of my heart. It proves that, regardless of the things that tend to keep groups of people apart — e.g., race, ethnicity, religion, politics, gender, gender preference — we all have something in common.
Whatever group of humanity may be in question: There is some substantial percentage of people in it walking around wearing “Shoot Me!” signs.
First the white yuppies throwning snowballs at in irate black DC Metro cop with his gun out. Now John Bolton re-enacting the Harlem “I Hate Niggers” sign scene from “Die Hard 3.”
Ah, so many targets. So little time. And the price of ammunition just keeps going up.
Thank you, and Merry Christmas.
(“It’s a small world after all, It’s a small world after all, It’s small world after all, It’s a small, smal :::BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG:::
Sorry. I always did HATE that song.)
All the people that own slaves in those countries consider themselves Arab, sure their grandpa fudged their black slaves and they now have black skin, they still consider themselves Arab or Arabized Berbers…White. Oh fuck it is too complicated to explain to any asshole that can’t even bother to put the r in Mauritania.
[re=483483]Neilist[/re]: Feeling very alone?
Mauiggtania?
And, in Haiti, aren’t they called “zombies?”
Rex Kramer: Danger Seeker
The guy is an ASS. As much as I would like to snark him to death on his they do it why can’t I attitude. I can only hope all his friends all jump off the bridge.
http://www.freetheslaves.net/Page.aspx?pid=183
Good Lord, Gene Weingarten has really let himself go. Which for him is saying something.
[re=483210]Morbo the Annihilator[/re]: Or “They have slaves, so we can too?”
This man is a stranger to the private parts of women. Or men, for that matter.
Well if Haiti allows it, it can be all bad. That’s his point right?
[re=483501]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Once again, your comment almost got me contempt of court. Gotta stop reading this site at work.
that phrase “white supremacy” I don’t think it means what you think it means…..
That’s Mauitania in communist Hawai’i, right?
I’m just impressed the guy’s vision has apparently stayed the same since 1977.
[re=483368]biggiantannoyingthing[/re]: God, it feels good to be a gangsta.
Read “It’s the Jews Stupid” by Curt Maynard http://curtmaynardsnewestblog.blogspot.com/2008/09/its-jews-stupid.html
You bigoted person why do you think he is an Atheist? Wasn’t it Christians who enslaved African people? Wasn’t segregation caused by Christians? Atheists have no reason to be racists we know that we all evolved from a common ancestor(all humans are descended from Africa)! You know its people like you who are the reason why the world is in the shape that it is! Ya and the person in the picture is a bigoted moron and probably not an Atheist!
[re=483374]Lawndarts[/re]: Because 16% of Americans are Atheists. And the have the same right to be Americans as you do! You bigot!
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