Cops & Twatters: DC Detective On Desk Duty For Twitter Snowball Freakout

 The mean old plain-clothes cop who nearly massacred all DC Twitter-snowball people is in BIG TROUBLE for this shit, specifically for pulling a fucking LOADED GUN on some nerds throwing snowballs during a blizzard. "Assistant Police Chief Peter Newsham told reporters Monday that the detective has been placed on desk duty and his badge and weapon have been withdrawn." The detective in question is a big dumb pussy who drives around in a Hummer. But Twitter users and ironic snowball "flash mobs" are still the lamest thing ever, so the plainclothes cop probably had "probable cause" to shoot maybe six of them, in the nuts. [ Associated Press ]