Terrible Demon Tom Coburn Offers To Cover God's Medicaid Expansion Beyond 2019 If He Just Kills Robert Byrd

The always admirable Sen. Dick Durbin -- Barack Obama's white father -- is super upset with the behavior of this health care debate's most shameless Senate C-Streeter, Tom Coburn, a dick. He is demanding that Coburn "explain" an earlier prayer call for a Democratic senator to miss tonight's 1 a.m. cloture vote, SOMEHOW. Hmm. Which senator's circumstances are most likely to prevent him (or her! women!) from reaching a super-important 1 a.m. vote?

Maybe it's Robert Byrd, the one who is famouslydyingand 107 years old? (It's most likely that he died some months ago -- Harry Reid is just pulling a lil'Weekend At Bernie'saction until this health fucker passes.)

So sad that the clubby friendships of the Senate have become so strained. In fact this is every American's problem and the most important issue to each of them. Time to call for an open "house meeting" to repair these friendships, just like in a mid-seasonReal Worldepisode.

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