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Wonkette. Oficially supported by Siemens.
“I’m crrruuuussshhhiinngg your Capitol Dome. Crush, crush, crush.”
I for one welcome our advertising overlords.
[re=482333]bago[/re]: What’s My Siemens Telling Me?
Don’t worry, Ken. I won’t tell any of your sponsors that all your readers are too drunk or poor to click on their linky.
[re=482337]user-of-owls[/re]: now THERE’S a book I would buy!
[re=482334]user-of-owls[/re]: just how big is that tree anyway???
[re=482341]Way Cool Larry[/re]: Bigger than Harry Reid’s spine, but orders of magnitude smaller than Lieberman’s assholery.
Dear advertisers, I won’t buy any of your products, but I’ll come and kill zombies in return for your continued sponsorship of Wonkette.
Or something.
My Pee is Telling Me, “Scandalabra, lay off the gin this week.”
There’s something improper about the angle of that soon to be erect Xmas tree. It makes the Capitol Dome resemble a butt plug.
[re=482351]Scandalabra[/re]: Who ya gonna believe? The cravings for sweet, sweet gin or your lying pinkish-to-light red urine?
Where do we go to find the smart readers of Wonkette?
Bring on the adverts. I love the clickthru.
[re=482367]thehelveticascenario[/re]: Skoalrebel sez RedState! And WorldNetDaily.
At first glance , I thought Reason 4 da Season, was just another Michael Steele gimmick.
“IF YOU LIKE SOCHAILISM AND GAY ELITISITS, WONKETTE IS THE REDSEAL OF DIP.” -SKAOLREBEL, U S OF A
Wonkette advertisers are the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human beings I’ve ever known in my life. More Red Queen Vodka, plz.
Barack and Michelle: What’s My Pee Telling Me: the Obama Family Explains Your Body to You
Am I a bad person for kind of expecting (and hoping) to see ads for green balloons?
Wonkette advertisers should be especially moved by this post since Ken Layne braved the D.C. Killer Storm of ’09 to post it.
[re=482380]memzilla[/re]: Reminds me of a classic song:
“Cuz I’m drinkin’ it,
An’ they payin’ me for it!”
Petey Pablo, “Goodies”
Yeesh. Given the prices of alcohol in DC, you’d think that we would have some decent alcohol sponsors.
What my pee is telling me: Please, boss, don’t squirt me in dat snowdrift.
Just for the record, I have bought books I saw advertised on Wonkette. I paid real U.S. greenbacks. So, Blogads, it IS possible to seduce me. I was not enticed, though, by Campbell Brown. She is for the people who think Progressive Insurance’s Flo is the Brigitte Bardot of the new millenium.
[re=482458]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Flo is the shit. And, she is far too quirky to be that French Bardot lady; she is our Angie Jolie, mouth-kissing brother, vials of boyfriend’s blood around neck, and all. God bless Angie Jolie. Oh, and God bless Angie Dickenson, also.
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[re=482495]LowerdPeninsula[/re]: “Flo is the shit.” And far more fappable than that skinny-assed e-surance cartoon!
I read Wonkette so you don’t have to.
“The Week” is the bomb!
(I hear that’s how the kids say it!)
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