• February 9, 2012

Going Rogue, Part II: Going IncognitoSarah Palin, what a whiner! She went on vacation and drew on her visor, with a marker, and now she is QUITTING her foreign Hawaiian fun-trot because somebody pointed out that she drew on her visor with a marker.

The official Palin statement:

Todd and I have since cut our vacation short because the incognito attempts didn’t work and fellow vacationers were bothered for the two days we spent in the sun. So much for trying to go incognito.

You know what makes a better incognito outfit than a lame old McCain campaign visor with the front blacked out? This:

Oh yes and also she eats children.

Palin Cuts Vacation Short Over Blacked-Out Visor Flap [Talking Points Memo]

{ 169 comments }

Gopherit December 18, 2009 at 11:07 am

Way to go, liberals! You ruined Palin’s x-mas! Are you satisfied??

4tehlulz December 18, 2009 at 11:08 am

You know what would make it easier to stay incognito? Stop being an attention whore.

Prommie December 18, 2009 at 11:09 am

She’s a touchy cunt, isn’t she?

inedalo December 18, 2009 at 11:09 am

she’s upset, you betcha, ’cause she can’t see russia from those pacific islands, and also, there’s too many minorities there, also.

Larry McAwful December 18, 2009 at 11:10 am

If she wanted to escape the press, she should have vacationed in the Aleutians. They have beaches there, which aren’t too crowded, and they’re in Alaska. Win/win/win.

Joshua Norton December 18, 2009 at 11:10 am

Mark my words. She’ll be on court ordered meds before the end of next year. If she isn’t a classic case of manic-depressive, no one is.

Chickensmack December 18, 2009 at 11:10 am

[re=481404]Gopherit[/re]: you know what would really ruin Easter? finding the body.

whiskey tango foxtrot December 18, 2009 at 11:10 am

*sigh* the victim card, again? Cmon girl buck up, time to change your game.

Mr Blifil December 18, 2009 at 11:11 am

Today we are all giant purple Childivores.

BeWoot December 18, 2009 at 11:11 am

I swear. That woman will quit anything … except that whole ‘tard thing.

Gopherit December 18, 2009 at 11:12 am

Please let her be taking some Pele’s hair back with her.

madtowngooner December 18, 2009 at 11:12 am

Try going commando instead of incognito, which sounds French anyway.

proudgrampa December 18, 2009 at 11:14 am

QUITTER!

JMP December 18, 2009 at 11:14 am

Sorry, Sarah, but you wanted the fame, and now you’ve got it; a famewhore’s got to take the good along with the bad. If you wanted to be able to travel incognito, you shouldn’t have kept shoving your face in the news constantly after the election was over.

Damn, she really is a whiny, entitled asshole.

BlueStateLibtard December 18, 2009 at 11:14 am

This woman behaves like a four-year old, I can’t take it anymore. Can any of you seriously imagine how much more drama-queen, passive-aggressive whiny crap we’d have been subjected to if her and McCain had won?

phineas_bounderby December 18, 2009 at 11:16 am

This is confusing news on a number of different levels. First, why is she vacationing in Hawaii? Why not Alaska, or Texas, or South Carolina, or some other part of the discontinuous State of Wingnuttia? Secondly, we know she has firearms. Why didn’t she just take advantage of her second amendment right to brandish a rifle screaming “WHY WON’T YOU PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!” at the top of her lungs. Furthermore she could’ve taken a semi-nude Levi to draw the attention away from her. Wingnut celebrities just don’t have any creativity at all.

Jim89048 December 18, 2009 at 11:17 am

I guess this means her clever plastic surgery disguise didn’t fool anyone.

Decker December 18, 2009 at 11:17 am

I thought she left Hawaii because they had too many brown and yellow peoples?

x111e7thst December 18, 2009 at 11:18 am

She ran out of meth, or vicodin. Maybe both. And her supplier was too busy with the Xmass rush to leave Wasilla.

Wonderman December 18, 2009 at 11:18 am

Leave Sarah Palin alooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone! Weep, sigh, cry, whine.

FMA December 18, 2009 at 11:19 am

[re=481415]BeWoot[/re]: Leave Trig alone!

Monsieur Grumpe December 18, 2009 at 11:20 am

She’s kind of like a female Jessie Ventura, just as touchy but not as smart.

freakishlystrong December 18, 2009 at 11:21 am

[re=481425]Decker[/re]: That’s when she had to actually mingle with them, they’re ok if they’re serving her maitais and shit.

mardam422 December 18, 2009 at 11:22 am

What kind of America hater vacations overseas in an exotic foreign country anyway? America first, bitch.

ph7 December 18, 2009 at 11:22 am

Once again, flees Hawaii because there are two many Hawaians there.

mardam422 December 18, 2009 at 11:23 am

So whe whines about not being incognito by making sure we know she wanted to be incognito.

I has confused.

Redhead December 18, 2009 at 11:24 am

Sarah Palin and “incognito” do not belong in the same sentence under any circumstances.

Though if, by that, she means there were too many minorities and they didn’t bow to her and hold out their babies for her to kiss while she did the pageant wave since she is the bulldog-pig-queen, well I’d believe that.

mardam422 December 18, 2009 at 11:25 am

…the incognito attempts didn’t work…

Who the hell is her media relations person? What the hell is an incognito attempt?

dixiecrax December 18, 2009 at 11:25 am

Hawaii, lot of minority types there.

queeraselvis v 2.0 December 18, 2009 at 11:26 am

Another plausible explanation: Sarah left Hawaii in a huff after finding out that all the bookstores had moved Going Rogue to the Remainder bin.

JMP December 18, 2009 at 11:26 am

[re=481404]Gopherit[/re]: No. I’ll be satisfied once we’ve driven her back into the hole she climbed out of.

Prommie December 18, 2009 at 11:26 am

Its a wonder she carried all those children to term; or was there some quitten’ being done in that regard, too? During those 34 years at 14 different colleges.

dum librul December 18, 2009 at 11:26 am

What does Grimace in a Jonah Goldberg costume have to do with this post?

magic titty December 18, 2009 at 11:27 am

Sounds like someone just learned how to spell incognito.

gurukalehuru December 18, 2009 at 11:29 am

I really, really do not buy the whole celebrities-complaining-about-too-much-attention thing.
If you want to avoid the press, don’t talk to the press. If you want to avoid the public, stay home or use a disguise. It ain’t that hard.

King of Pants December 18, 2009 at 11:30 am

[re=481413]whiskey tango foxtrot[/re]: “Good old rock. Nothing beats that!”

RoscoePColtraine December 18, 2009 at 11:34 am

If a hollywood movie star was caught coloring on their incognito-visor/cap, we’d call him a retard.

Oh, what the hell, Sarah’s a fucking retard.

PrairiePossum December 18, 2009 at 11:35 am

Poor little thing had to bring a crappy, used Presidential campaign visor all the way from Alaska and color on it so she could be incognito. Gee, if only someone could walk into any old convenience store or tourist trap shop in Hawaii and pick up a visor for a couple bucks this whole ugly mess could have been avoided. Poor little Sarah.

the problem child December 18, 2009 at 11:36 am

I think she got tired of being ignored by everyone in Hawaii. Nobody paid any attention to her at all, and the only paparazzi pictures that were taken turned out to be, shall we say, unflattering.

JMP December 18, 2009 at 11:36 am

Maybe Sarah can continue her vacation in a top hat and fake mustache. “Sarah? Who is Sarah? My name is Girl Incognito.”

Dumptruck December 18, 2009 at 11:37 am

[re=481442]magic titty[/re]: it was on her 1 word a month calendar.

Rumproast December 18, 2009 at 11:38 am

Sarah should have worn a frazzled blond wig and pretended she was Orly looking for the birth certificate.

light December 18, 2009 at 11:39 am

Never has there been a more perfect use of a photograph in the history of the internets. Brilliant.

magic titty December 18, 2009 at 11:43 am

Can’t tell who’s the bigger publicity slob: Sarah Palin or Drano retard Meghan McCain.

germansteel December 18, 2009 at 11:47 am

Am I the only one to notice that whenever the bitch is bitchin’ about how awful everyone is to her, she switches mid-sentence into “it’s really the other vacationers being bothered” she’s all concerned about, or, “it’s their mistreatment of my children” or some such bullshit?

Toomush Infermashun December 18, 2009 at 11:47 am

[re=481418]proudgrampa[/re]: School(s), the Governorship, now vacations!…how about Todd’s blowjobs…? Will this woman finish nothing? has she dropped out of 2012 already?????

NJB December 18, 2009 at 11:47 am

She went on vacation WHERE?? Hawaii??? Why, that’s as bad as going to Kenya! I wonder what Cokie Roberts thinks about Sarah’s taking her vacation in the middle of a BOOK TOUR to this unAmerican, exotic locale. Harrumph! What will the crowd at the next Costco Book Signing event think!!!1!!

Good thing she cut it short. Cokie will NOT approve!

Hedley Lamar December 18, 2009 at 11:49 am

Boo Freakin’ Hoo. John McCain didn’t get a fuckin’ vacation for 5 1/2 years! You
don’t hear him whining about shit… oh wait, never mind.

Come here a minute December 18, 2009 at 11:49 am

Hawaii, I wish I knew how to quit quitting you.

Potater December 18, 2009 at 11:50 am

[re=481411]Joshua Norton[/re]: But then she’ll go rogue and stop takin’ them. She’ll announce to some reportage person: “I refuse to take the pills shoved down my throat by the Elite Medical Establishment (thereafter known as EME on Redstate), and besides, only sick people take pills. If I don’t take pills, I won’t be sick.”

Way Cool Larry December 18, 2009 at 11:51 am

god I DO hope she runs for prez in 2012!

Snarkalicious December 18, 2009 at 11:52 am

[re=481442]magic titty[/re]: Sounds like someone just learned to spellcheck incowgneato. (fixed)

the problem child December 18, 2009 at 11:52 am

Could it be that the “If you don’t love America, get the hell out” tee-shirts resulted in some backlash in the Aloha state?

Sharkey December 18, 2009 at 11:57 am

Sarah, go watch “Eyes Wide Shut” and then get back to us.

SayItWithWookies December 18, 2009 at 11:59 am

Geeze — the only way she finished the entire presidential campaign was because she wasn’t involved in it until June of 2008. Had she not gotten her quitting in retroactively, she wouldn’t have made it.

Gorillionaire December 18, 2009 at 12:01 pm

I had to quit a vacation early once because I ate something that made me sick. I called the pet sitter and came home. Now I know that what I should have done was to issue a public statement through my publicity agent to say “DUE TO THE FACT THAT I DO NOT WISH TO DISTURB THE BYSTANDER TOILETS AT THE MARRIOT I WILL IN FACT BE ENDING MY VACATION EARLY ALSO.”

WarAndG December 18, 2009 at 12:02 pm

LIST OF THINGS CUT SHORT: 4 college attendances, 1 term on Alaska oil board of bandits, 1 term as governor, numerous book signings, Vacation to Kenya (aka Hawaii). Failures? There’s no time to post that here.

happyrock December 18, 2009 at 12:04 pm

HELP! Snowbilly overload! I can’t tell if it’s parody anymore. Did she really quit her vacation? Where did she go, the Ramada Waikiki? Presumably one of the 5 star hotels, or a rented home in a discrete location, could make the usual celeb arrangements. Oh, wat, she wore a gimmee hat with the name crossed off in a magic marker. They were in motel 6 three blocks from Waikiki and walked.

Darkness December 18, 2009 at 12:05 pm

zomg! no one warned her this famous life would be WORK!

bryan j December 18, 2009 at 12:06 pm

[re=481415]BeWoot[/re]: Where do I go to sign up for your fan club?

JohnnyMeatworth December 18, 2009 at 12:06 pm

If only she’d packed her Hamburglar costume….

progressiveinga December 18, 2009 at 12:07 pm

She wants to have her cake and quit it too.

Chickensmack December 18, 2009 at 12:07 pm

also, she’s not very incognito about her use of “incognito”, also.

earnestcivilservant December 18, 2009 at 12:09 pm

I love this bit that TMZ wrote: “The failed Vice Presidential nominee took time off from shilling her book to vacation with her son Trig, daughter Piper and opposite sex spouse Todd…” Is that as opposed to vacationing with her SAME sex spouse? And that would be whom, do you suppose?

And just buy a hat for Jeebus’ sake. Also.

wildeoats December 18, 2009 at 12:10 pm

If you quit your vacation early, do you go back to work? Wait, if you weren’t working when you went on vacation. . .Wait, if you quit your job to go on a bus tour vacation, but you quit that vacation to go on vacation. . .I am so confused.

BaconTime December 18, 2009 at 12:11 pm

Her domestic spying plan includes having FBI agents draw over their badges with sharpie markers and writing “NOT THE ” in front of all CIA logos.

NJB December 18, 2009 at 12:12 pm

[re=481486]earnestcivilservant[/re]: Michelle Bachmann.

DirtyHarriett December 18, 2009 at 12:14 pm

But…will she ever quit quitting? That’s the big question. She’s the quittingest quitter of all quitters! Also.

earnestcivilservant December 18, 2009 at 12:16 pm

[re=481491]NJB[/re]: I pray for them.

Darkness December 18, 2009 at 12:19 pm

Yeah, O’ahu has only been known for more than a hundred years as the place that lets celebs live out normal lives. BUT, you certainly cannot hang out in the tourist trap areas like some pale skinned midwesterner for that true vacation experience. But she couldn’t bear to spend any of that 5 million on a freakin’ visor, so it’s unlikely she’d actually rent a house.

[re=481467]Potater[/re]: I see you had the same college roomie I did.

NJB December 18, 2009 at 12:19 pm

[re=481500]earnestcivilservant[/re]: Just be grateful they can’t reproduce.

Oldskool December 18, 2009 at 12:22 pm

I believe the blonde on “30 Rock” is Sarah Palin, all incognitoed up.

canadasteve December 18, 2009 at 12:23 pm

She’s leaving ’cause they wouldn’t give her Obama’s birth certificate.

doxastic December 18, 2009 at 12:23 pm

When will the radical mainstream media recognize the vast left-wing communist conspiracy to rain on Sarah Palin’s parade? Tastelessness is a proud American tradition, like Christmas. Why is the left allowed to commit Marxist-socialist sedition against the baby Jesus and his sainted mother Sarah Palin?

(needs more CAPS LOCK)

Nigerian Business Executive December 18, 2009 at 12:24 pm

She’s like the Clark Kent of Alaska. I totally wouldn’t have recognized her in that visor with “John McCain” crossed out except someone told me.

Glasses on: Clark. Glasses off: Superman.

“John McCain” crossed out: some whiny, bitchy tourist with an irritating voice who probably doesn’t tip the waiter if the ice in her undrunk water glass melts without being refreshed. “John McCain” not crossed off: some whiny, bitchy tourist with an irritating voice who probably doesn’t tip the waiter if the ice in her undrunk water glass melts without being refreshed whose name I hear way too often.

Darkness December 18, 2009 at 12:25 pm

[re=481436]mardam422[/re]: Best of all communication and journalism IS her area of expertise. The mind shudders to imagine what she thinks about, say, quantitative easing.

Dean Booth December 18, 2009 at 12:25 pm

“Non congnito ergo quit sum”

hagajim December 18, 2009 at 12:26 pm

Just like sweet Sarah – first she quits the Governorship and now she’s quitting her vacation. What’s next – is she gonna quit life? God we hope so!

Aurelio December 18, 2009 at 12:28 pm

[re=481502]Darkness[/re]: She should visit the Big Island, where she dropped out of UH-Hilo. Everyone would just say, “Sarah, you pua, pua ting. No one going boddah you heah, deah. An’ Todd! I stay pupule for his ule!”

Dean Booth December 18, 2009 at 12:29 pm

She should have used that marker to black out her face. Then no one would have noticed her.

Mustang December 18, 2009 at 12:30 pm

All snark aside — I seriously think the whole thing with wearing the visor with McCain crossed out is indicative of mental illness.

Boondock Saint December 18, 2009 at 12:32 pm

At least she brought all her props with her…

depraved indifference engine December 18, 2009 at 12:33 pm

This is manufactured controversy. The obvious freakin’ question, the one that’s been staring us in the face the whole freakin’ time, is why do you need a freakin’ visor to go on vacation? I’ve gone on vacations without a visor, and never had a problem.

The Church of Realism December 18, 2009 at 12:35 pm

Doesn’t she have millions of her stupid minions dollars now? She can’t fucking afford to buy a new goddamn visor in Hawaii? Guerilla PR FAIL. Who’s “advisoring” her now, 5WPR? Fucking deluded fame whore, Fuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!111111

StoneAge December 18, 2009 at 12:36 pm

Yes, but to be fair, Asians are scary.

http://gawker.com/5419113/palin-scared-of-asians

uncletravelingmatt December 18, 2009 at 12:36 pm

My X-mas gift to Meg Stapleton:

“For Immediate Release

I regret that I was forced to cut short my [name of activity or occupation]. Unfortunately the liberal elite [name of group] misconstruced my attempts to be [adjective]. I deeply regret the pain these people’s lack of common decency has caused ["Trig" or name of group]. Also, [sentence fragment].”

You’re welcome Meg.

Jukesgrrl December 18, 2009 at 12:36 pm

[re=481461]germansteel[/re]: Yes, I’ve noticed that, too. Someone else is the victim, yet she is the one who quits. She’s like a martyr-for-hire.

[re=481517]Dean Booth[/re]: You win the Arugula Award: Extra points for elitism.

uncletravelingmatt December 18, 2009 at 12:39 pm

[re=481533]uncletravelingmatt[/re]: “misconstrued,” asshole.

El Pinche December 18, 2009 at 12:42 pm

Hawaii is filled with frightening brown people. God Bless Sarah for Trying! That’s just another sign of a common sense real murkan .

Sparky McGruff December 18, 2009 at 12:49 pm

[re=481497]DirtyHarriett[/re]: Of course she’ll quit quitting, and then quit that too. Because only dead fish go with the flow. Also.

Aurelio December 18, 2009 at 12:49 pm

An’ Sarah, you like come visit Kona an’ breave da kine vog?

CJ Cregg December 18, 2009 at 12:49 pm

[re=481535]Jukesgrrl[/re]: hilarious, but if you do actually hire her, she’ll just quit.

germansteel December 18, 2009 at 12:50 pm

[re=481535]Jukesgrrl[/re]:

It’s just like another Republican psychopath veep-horror-show, Dick Cheney. When he goes ballistic over Justice Department announcements that they are gonna look into the criminality of Bush Administration torture, Cheney is all attack dog. But, it’s not himself that he’s worried about, it’s the little people in the CIA. (A bigger crock of BS has seldom been served up by a war criminal, but the main stream media doesn’t notice.)

It’s like the read out of the same play book, these right wing fuckwads.

Crankenstank December 18, 2009 at 12:50 pm

Why does Sarah Palin hate Alaska so much she’d go to a foreign country like Hawaii for a vacation, anyway? Real Ameralaskans want to know.

BaconTime December 18, 2009 at 12:52 pm

Idiot. What does blacking out your visor do to disguise you? Everyone knows you use the sharpie to draw a curly mustache.

Gorillionaire December 18, 2009 at 12:52 pm

[re=481524]Mustang[/re]: Agreed.

JadedDIssonance December 18, 2009 at 12:53 pm

You see what you made me do? You with your Logic and Facts and Pictures! YOU MADE ME DO IT! I WAS POWERLESS!!! I WAS TRYING NOT TO BE NOTICED BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Way Cool Larry December 18, 2009 at 12:54 pm

[re=481497]DirtyHarriett[/re]: that sounds like one of those logic conundrums that would cause a computer to explode!

alzronnie December 18, 2009 at 12:56 pm

Hawaii isn’t really part of the United States as nobody has found its birth certificate, right?

June Cleaver 2.0 December 18, 2009 at 12:58 pm

Ha! Sarah Palin doesn’t even know what incognito means.

coochiemama December 18, 2009 at 12:59 pm

Taking Palin on face value: I seriously don’t get celebs who go to fancy resorts crammed with 10 stories of tourists, then act all put out because other people are bothering them. We took our whole family to Maui recently and for the same amount of money as multiple rooms in a big resort, we rented a house on an isolated beach in a gated community. Peaceful, quiet, security patrolled, very, very few people – we had the beach to ourselves most days. Little ole me can figure that out, but wannabe President Palin can’t?

And I agree, she’s mentally ill – bi-polar at least.

lawrenceofthedesert December 18, 2009 at 1:01 pm

She quit the vacation because in cognito was working too well.

Gorillionaire December 18, 2009 at 1:01 pm

Probably bi-polar, and more than a few behavior traits of a chronic substance abuser. Also.

Johnny Zhivago December 18, 2009 at 1:02 pm

Thanks for spoiling for Sarah Palin – which means ruining Christmas totally for The Troops – you libruls and media people!

If Sarah was president we’d be able to conduct a REAL SURGE in Afghanstan: the kind where we kill as many mooslims and a-rabs as possible. Not this nation building hoky.

Aurelio December 18, 2009 at 1:03 pm

[re=481555]coochiemama[/re]:then act all put out because other people are bothering them.
Should read: “Den ack all pilau wen’ oddah folks boddah dem.”

WadISay December 18, 2009 at 1:06 pm

[re=481523]Dean Booth[/re]: She could have drawn a mustache on Toad and buck teeth and crossed eyes on little Trig, also.

Citizen Kang December 18, 2009 at 1:07 pm

So…did she stay longer in Hawaii this time than she did when she “studied” there before she abruptly quit due to the lack of glamour and “teh ethnics”?

coastingdownhill December 18, 2009 at 1:07 pm

People who wear those stupid looking soccer mom visors are half wits anyway. If they want to protect their brain matter noodle stuff from frying in the sun, then why not wear a whole hat. And be a whole wit. Only unless that inside skull stuff has already been fried. And they want to show off that they have black markers and can scribble.

the problem child December 18, 2009 at 1:17 pm

[re=481530]depraved indifference engine[/re]: plastic surgeon’s orders

Tundra Grifter December 18, 2009 at 1:19 pm

I’d quit it!

Tundra Grifter December 18, 2009 at 1:21 pm

[re=481564]coastingdownhill[/re]: James Brown asked “Why do people wear those baseball caps backwards? If you want to wear a hat without a visor, buy a hat without a visor!”

Same difference. Also.

Blue_in_VA December 18, 2009 at 1:22 pm

Anyone else feel kind of unsettled by a scenario in which Sarah Palin has the idea to grab a Sharpie and furiously scratch out the McCain logo — while holding the marker cap between her teeth? The whole thing seems so tiny, yet speaks volumes about her warped sense of self importance. That she thought this actually made sense somehow is the only thing about this story that brings a smile to my face. Well, that and the whining because she ruined her own vacation. Also.

S.Luggo December 18, 2009 at 1:23 pm

[re=481491]NJB[/re]: One “l”, as in lobotomy.

I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO December 18, 2009 at 1:23 pm

Oh damn it all to… She’s TRYING to be all celebrity. I mean, seriously, if she didn’t go all rogue over a stupid sun visor, does anyone really thinks he would have gotten mobbed in Hawaii where I’m guessing she’s not listed among the most favored people in the world?

Seriously, she is TRYING to be like Brittany Spears. She wants to live a life where she has to wear black clothes and sunglasses that blot out three quarters of her face just so she can go shopping. That two small articles in TMZ that no one outside of political gossipers paid any attention are all she got is proof positive that she even fails at being a Paris Hilton wannabe.

Bah, every time this woman arrives in the news my eyesight goes all red and I wanna kick puppies in the throat or something. I HAVE FURY!

Extemporanus December 18, 2009 at 1:25 pm

[re=481517]Dean Booth[/re]: Incognito ergo cum.

Sharkey December 18, 2009 at 1:30 pm

[re=481561]WadISay[/re]: Or grab a few different colored Sharpies and go crazy.

Sparky McGruff December 18, 2009 at 1:35 pm

[re=481561]WadISay[/re]: No way. Trig gets the “groucho glasses” to go incognito.

proudgrampa December 18, 2009 at 1:35 pm

[re=481557]Gorillionaire[/re]: Honestly curious. Is that a professional opinion or based on experience with bi-polar substance abusers?

Ducksworthy December 18, 2009 at 1:37 pm

[re=481468]Way Cool Larry[/re]: I want to see a Palin Pawlenty ticket. PP spouting Pooh

Blue_in_VA December 18, 2009 at 1:41 pm

Wish I could time stamp the exact moment she went from a simple Alaskan eccentric to certifiably bat shit crazy.

cattdance December 18, 2009 at 1:51 pm

Why the hell didn’t she stay in an upscale, private resort that would have protected her identity? It’s not like she can’t afford it.

Oh wait. Then nobody would have known she was there.

Is this dumb twat attention whore EVER going to grow out of her junior high school mentality.

petehammer December 18, 2009 at 1:59 pm

Where your feet at, blue man?

S.Luggo December 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm

Bristol is now safe from being tossed into Kīlauea. Oh, wait. That ritual is only for …

What Fresh Hell is This? December 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm

Personally, I never pay attention to anyone who attacks his or her sun-visor with a Magic Marker. Then again, I have never been to a Costco or “released a statement.”

What does it mean to “release a statement”? Fly free, little verbiage! Feel the wind beneath your wings! Go and dwell among the other statements, the great jungle filled with statements released by Glenn Beck and Rush and Michelle Bachmann.

Or does “release a statement” about come after you’ve been eating some of that “weird” Hawaiian food? I ate too much poi, and boy did I release a statement!

Big Al1317 December 18, 2009 at 2:11 pm

What a douche. And I can’t understand why anyone thinks she’s hot. Ugh.

Mr Blifil December 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm

She would have done better to carve a B in her own face.

foulmouthed mrscreant December 18, 2009 at 2:13 pm

[re=481449]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Still LOL after five minutes with this one!

Joshua Norton December 18, 2009 at 2:14 pm

[re=481592]Blue_in_VA[/re]: It’s still a work in progress. All the checks haven’t cleared yet.

What Fresh Hell is This? December 18, 2009 at 2:14 pm

[re=481623]S.Luggo[/re]: “Teen age girl tossed with Kahlua” sounds like a perverse and illegal recipe to me,

I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO December 18, 2009 at 2:19 pm

What Fresh Hell Is This?: Oh come on now, leave off of costco. They make good pizza, and the average shopper there is still not half as bad as what you get at your average wal mart.

Mr Blifil December 18, 2009 at 2:20 pm

Wait, now Todd is fucking Tiger too?

Extemporanus December 18, 2009 at 2:21 pm

[re=481441]dum librul[/re]: That’s actually a “Trig Falling Out of Palin’s Giant Vagina” costume.

chaste everywhere December 18, 2009 at 2:30 pm

She thought Cognito was somewhere near Communicado and that the whole thing meant she got to go to May-hico, where no Asians have been seen since Mayan times.

chascates December 18, 2009 at 2:30 pm

She should have sprung for the eyeglasses with the big nose & mustache.

Justin Time December 18, 2009 at 2:33 pm

The underlying, simple (after all, it’s Sarah) message is that Bible Spice is profoundly embarrassed to be seen with a McCain-Failin’ visor on her head. Who wouldn’t be?

the problem child December 18, 2009 at 2:36 pm

[re=481643]Extemporanus[/re]: Don’t make me stick a fork in my eye.

Blue_in_VA December 18, 2009 at 2:46 pm

[re=481654]Justin Time[/re]: Bible Spice is definitely a keeper!

Diana Davies December 18, 2009 at 2:50 pm

Our darling Sarah fell on her sword again. She’s so fucking mavericky!

Senile Agitation December 18, 2009 at 2:51 pm

[re=481484]progressiveinga[/re]: Thank you!

Lascauxcaveman December 18, 2009 at 2:57 pm

Hawaii! It’s lousy with those celebrity types. My friend has a timeshare, just down the beach from Todd Rundgren’s house. I was walking down the beach on Kauai with him and Bill Murray, coming up the beach, hollers out at him, “What!? YOU again?”

Apparently they bump into each other a lot.

maven December 18, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Like I keep saying, she’s the nightmare worst ex-wife in the universe, everything out of her mouth is a double edged exhortation of sanctity (I didn’t want to spoil everyone else’s vacation) linked to a claim of victimhood (they drove me out of my vacation).

Atlas Spanked December 18, 2009 at 3:01 pm

She could always vacation overseas, where nobody knows who she is. But there’d be all those furriners, and that’s UNAMERICAN!

Extemporanus December 18, 2009 at 3:17 pm

[re=481657]the problem child[/re]: The image makes me hungry as well.

Long Form Def Certificate December 18, 2009 at 3:21 pm

[re=481484]progressiveinga[/re]: Read that as “queef” & now have the disturbing(ly sexy) image of Sarah Palin on CakeFarts.

KingofQueenAnne December 18, 2009 at 3:21 pm

I…just…whaaa…?

How do you go from gorging yourself on Neiman Marcus couture in 2008 to recycling a visor from your failed campaign in 2009? You can’t afford a new fucking visor? What do visors cost, like, $14? Are you incapable of ‘going rogue’ across the street to your nearest Kohl’s and grabbing a new one?

Berkeley Bear December 18, 2009 at 3:38 pm

1. Who the hell goes to Hawaii and brings a year-old crappy visor with their name on it? Serious freak show, especially since she never wore the thing on the campaign trail.

2. Who wears a love America or leave it t-shirt to a state that was illegally annexed by the US, has a strong “locals v. outsiders” vibe, is pretty darn liberal generally and full of folks who have experienced America’s flawed racial policies first hand? Shit, white girl wearing that is just asking to have someone go crazy on her with a tribal club.

3. How insane is it for the failed Republican VP candidate to vacation specifically in the home state of the Democrat just elected President? I can gaurantee you if Hopey/Biden had lost Joe wouldn’t be touring the Early Bird Specials at Sun City’s billion or so cafeterias or taking in a Cardinals game in Glendale.

Plus, anyone who’s looked into it or been to the islands know the Maui and Kaui are full of places right on the glorious beaches that even middle class folks can afford where you might see 5 people a day and no one will give a crap who you are. You got money, you should be able to hole up there without anyone but the driver from the airport and whatever staff you use having a clue you are even in the time zone.

EarBucket December 18, 2009 at 3:51 pm

Jesus Christ, this woman can’t finish anything.

Accordion-o-rama December 18, 2009 at 4:14 pm

[re=481785]EarBucket[/re]: She’s finishing the GOP.

assistant/atlas December 18, 2009 at 4:27 pm

[re=481458]magic titty[/re]: I’ll say one thing: at least Meghan McCain showed us her tits. More than I can say for Moosey McFrostycrotch.

grevillea December 18, 2009 at 4:58 pm

Oh man, do you realise, if she’d been elected, she would’ve quit by now? What a missed opportunity.

I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO December 18, 2009 at 5:11 pm

[re=481850]grevillea[/re]: Well, first Trucknutz would have had to have kicked off before hand, then she had to be in office long enough to realize that this thinking thing is actually kinda hard, then she would quit leaving… um… Nancy Pelosi as president?

Win???

:(

DangerousLiberal December 18, 2009 at 5:21 pm

[re=481771]Berkeley Bear[/re]: You don’t understand–at one time, back when the awl bidness (Alaskans sound like Texans or Minnesotans) was big, Honolulu was the third largest city in Alaska during December. So there’s that.

OzoneTom December 18, 2009 at 6:14 pm

And the bus was a dead giveaway.

rocktonsammy December 18, 2009 at 7:03 pm

$P NEEDS totAL incognitoness while sucking Todd’s dick.

nellpost December 18, 2009 at 7:42 pm

I hear she thinks Hawaii is a continent.

proudgrampa December 18, 2009 at 7:42 pm

[re=481771]Berkeley Bear[/re]: “Plus, anyone who’s looked into it or been to the islands know the Maui and Kaui are full of places right on the glorious beaches that even middle class folks can afford where you might see 5 people a day and no one will give a crap who you are. You got money, you should be able to hole up there without anyone but the driver from the airport and whatever staff you use having a clue you are even in the time zone.”

I’ve been to Maui many times and I’m not rich by any means. I’ve stayed at some very nice places that were fairly private.

Could this mean that SP’s money is all gone? I’ll bet she can’t afford anything beyond Waikiki (which would be the cheapest). Explains why she had to put a magic marker to an old visor, too!!

Holy crap, I think we’re on to something.

Bebe Loves You December 18, 2009 at 9:07 pm

Leave Sarah alone/ sob/ all she does is give/ sob/ and give /sob/

And quit. All she does is give and quit.

AutomaticPilot December 18, 2009 at 9:30 pm

[re=481477]WarAndG[/re]: also, too, she quit a Turkey Trot 5K race this past Thanksgiving.

BerkeleyFarm December 18, 2009 at 10:08 pm

[re=481530]depraved indifference engine[/re]: Well, it’s not like one can’t buy visors by the dozen in every tourist shop in the Islands.

I’m sure that plastic surgeon who did all the work on her face told her to WEAR SUNSCREEN and WEAR HATS for the rest of her life.

N.B. she quit being Mayor too!

CanadianBacon December 18, 2009 at 10:48 pm

Why does this remind me of the videos you see on television where someone robs a gas station wearing a clear plastic bag as a disguise?

BerkeleyFarm December 18, 2009 at 11:58 pm

[re=482044]proudgrampa[/re]: She does seem to have a high burn rate, given the newest house in the Palin compound on Lake Lucille.

But she’s definitely acting like she wanted some negative attention so she could whine, and get back in the news cycle. Woman isn’t happy if she can’t shift blame, and she sure isn’t happy if she is being ignored.

Vacation rentals for people who actually want privacy are not difficult to find, especially outside Waikiki. And jolly island-themed sun visors and legible t-shirts are also easy to find, and often inexpensive (esp. by Alaskan standards).

Bassweasel December 19, 2009 at 1:04 am

Sarah wants to spread the gospel of the “Real America” all the way from Antartica to the North Pole.

She’s Bi-Polar, after all …

NJB December 19, 2009 at 1:30 am

She must be the only one who ever quit Hawaii twice.

Zorg December 19, 2009 at 9:23 pm

I am now officially waiting for Sarah to announce she was “stabbed in the back by the November criminals.” Anyone care to start a betting pool?

zhubajie December 20, 2009 at 7:02 am

[re=481468]Way Cool Larry[/re]: She is our destiny. Bush=Augustus, Obama=Tiberius, Palin=Caligula.

zhubajie December 20, 2009 at 7:22 am

[re=482044]proudgrampa[/re]: Where did the money go?

Tundra Grifter December 21, 2009 at 9:39 am

[re=481572]Blue_in_VA[/re]: And she did such a nice, neat job of it. Musta taken – what? – ten seconds?

I suspect a member of her family did it as a joke and she wore it on a dare. Just ’cause she’s that kinda Mom and all around good person…

Actually, Sarah Palin is sooooo 2008…When the odometer of years rolls over 12/31, and we’re out of the Oughts, I sincerely hope we’re also out of Sarah Palins. For Good!

Tundra Grifter December 21, 2009 at 9:43 am

[re=481450]PrairiePossum[/re]: Was Hilo Hattie’s closed? Didn’t The Gov’Nor get one of those Welcome Magazines with all the coupons for discounted straw beach mats, macadamia nuts, and cheap visors? Hell, she could have gone to the hotel lost and found and picked up about a hundred hats for free. I have.

Tundra Grifter December 21, 2009 at 9:53 am

[re=481489]wildeoats[/re]: George Carlin asked what a dog does on his day off. Not lie around the house and sleep all day – that’s his job. And where do home-schooled kids go if they are expelled – school?

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