Sarah Palin Quits Vacation Due To Famousness

Sarah Palin, what a whiner! She went on vacation and drew on her visor, with a marker, and now she is QUITTING her foreign Hawaiian fun-trot because somebody pointed out that she drew on her visor with a marker.

The official Palin statement:

Todd and I have since cut our vacation short because the incognito attempts didn't work and fellow vacationers were bothered for the two days we spent in the sun. So much for trying to go incognito.

You know what makes a better incognito outfit than a lame old McCain campaign visor with the front blacked out? This:

 Palin Cuts Vacation Short Over Blacked-Out Visor Flap [Talking Points Memo]