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39 comments

  1. ChernobylSoup v2

    He really shouldn’t get the hopes of the SDMLF* up like that.

    *Sinister Deaf Mute Liberation Front

  2. Pithaughn

    I am stunned that there is no mention of Schwhetty Balls today. For me, one of the top 3 funniest moments on TV ever.

  3. SuedeDwayne

    “I don’t get it – if talk is cheap, then why do Washington politicians love it so much, amirightamirightamiright?” – some dickhole

  4. proudgrampa

    [re=481363]Pithaughn[/re]: “Wow. I can’t wait to get my mouth around his Balls.”

    Best line ever!

  5. Pithaughn

    For instance, “Unless humans take drastic measures to reduce changes to radiative forcing, well the Earth will become one big sweaty ball”

  6. betterDeadThanRed

    That’s the problem with the presidency – all he can really do is talk. It requires the cooperation of Congress to really fuck things up.

  7. Paterlanger

    “So, wait. That’s what irony is? So all the stuff in that song…Geez do I feel like a doofus. Sorry.” -Alanis Morisette

  8. BeWoot

    Marginally OT, but I had this dream where I was punching Joe Lieberman in the jowls and kick David Brooks in the shins. I woke up with an erection, natch.

  9. chaste everywhere

    [re=481421]BeWoot[/re]: Beats punching yourself in the erection and waking up with Joe and David (or so I’ve been told).

  10. Toomush Infermashun

    Okay, but Glenn Thrush isn’t some pseudo-acronomic for Glen The Rush composite, now, really, is it…? Okay, I’ll shut up….Zip…Shhh…I mean it….

  11. gurukalehuru

    Damned straight, the time for talk is over. Time to strip Lieberschmuck of his chairpersonships and start some trials for war crimes, corruption, constitutional violations and general fuck-uppery.
    My guess is, though, everybody’ll just keep talking.

  12. Potater

    I feel like I’m watching an episode of Congressional Babies, and Obama is the head-obscured nanny figure telling Li’l Joey Liberbutt to pipe down for naptime.

  13. thesheriffisnear

    [re=481391]Mr Blifil[/re]: [re=481391]Mr Blifil[/re]: Proofread fail. Its a Paris in the the spring thing. So solly.

  14. hunter.blatherer

    I’m waaaaaay ahead of the curve on this one. I literally (in the non-Biden sense) do more grunting, tsking, hissing, and whooping than I do talking, on any given day. And I manage to get paid for it.

  15. LowerdPeninsula

    President, pleeze. You know, after you say this, oh, a few hundred times in the span of 12 months it kind of stops meaning shit. So, the time for talk is over, eh? What, so you can whip and push over the finish line some other half-assed/half-dead pony “solution”. Whatever.

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