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  • Prommie

    I thought thats what Franken told Lieberman yesterday? This is just piling on.

  • the problem child

    Yeah, just try to shut them up.

  • Snarko Marx

    That’s about what Senator Franken said to Senator Elmer Fudd yesterday.

  • Snarko Marx

    [re=481350]Prommie[/re]: Beat me to it, dammit!

  • ChernobylSoup v2

    He really shouldn’t get the hopes of the SDMLF* up like that.

    *Sinister Deaf Mute Liberation Front

  • Aflac Shrugged

    The status has never been more quo than now.

  • Pithaughn

    I am stunned that there is no mention of Schwhetty Balls today. For me, one of the top 3 funniest moments on TV ever.

  • SuedeDwayne

    “I don’t get it – if talk is cheap, then why do Washington politicians love it so much, amirightamirightamiright?” – some dickhole

  • hockeymom

    [re=481360]wonkettefan[/re]: Please leave.

  • TGY

    Today, we are all full of bullshit.

  • proudgrampa

    [re=481363]Pithaughn[/re]: “Wow. I can’t wait to get my mouth around his Balls.”

    Best line ever!

  • Pithaughn

    For instance, “Unless humans take drastic measures to reduce changes to radiative forcing, well the Earth will become one big sweaty ball”

  • the problem child

    [re=481366]hockeymom[/re]: And just like that, it was gone.

  • Mr Blifil

    Guess that means it’s sexytime.

  • proudgrampa

    [re=481366]hockeymom[/re]: Wow. Looke like he did.

  • thesheriffisnear

    No need for a witty here snippet here. I despise Obama.

  • binarian

    [re=481374]proudgrampa[/re]: …and someone cleaned up his or her post. Banhammer!

  • betterDeadThanRed

    That’s the problem with the presidency – all he can really do is talk. It requires the cooperation of Congress to really fuck things up.

  • CaiteeCruelle

    Alt text win, btw. I am happy.

  • Paterlanger

    “So, wait. That’s what irony is? So all the stuff in that song…Geez do I feel like a doofus. Sorry.” -Alanis Morisette

  • Mr Blifil

    [re=481379]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Homeschool grammar FAIL

  • freakishlystrong

    [re=481379]thesheriffisnear[/re]:And you obviously despise sentence structure as well.

  • BlueStateLibtard

    Oh thank God, now we can start carpet-bombing Conneticut.

  • BeWoot

    Marginally OT, but I had this dream where I was punching Joe Lieberman in the jowls and kick David Brooks in the shins. I woke up with an erection, natch.

  • chaste everywhere

    [re=481421]BeWoot[/re]: Beats punching yourself in the erection and waking up with Joe and David (or so I’ve been told).

  • Toomush Infermashun

    Okay, but Glenn Thrush isn’t some pseudo-acronomic for Glen The Rush composite, now, really, is it…? Okay, I’ll shut up….Zip…Shhh…I mean it….

  • gurukalehuru

    Damned straight, the time for talk is over. Time to strip Lieberschmuck of his chairpersonships and start some trials for war crimes, corruption, constitutional violations and general fuck-uppery.
    My guess is, though, everybody’ll just keep talking.

  • engulfedinflames


  • SayItWithWookies

    I’ve got some ex-girlfriends who think that statement is never true.

  • Beef Supreme

    The time for talk is over. It is now time for dance!

  • Potater

    I feel like I’m watching an episode of Congressional Babies, and Obama is the head-obscured nanny figure telling Li’l Joey Liberbutt to pipe down for naptime.

  • Humpback

    Can we still write? Because that’s not really the same thing as talking.

    Oh, OK, I’ll go now.

  • thesheriffisnear

    [re=481391]Mr Blifil[/re]: [re=481391]Mr Blifil[/re]: Proofread fail. Its a Paris in the the spring thing. So solly.

  • lawrenceofthedesert

    Does that mean Obama will be our first mime President?

  • Violenza

    So do we hate him yet? I am ready to come to a consensus on that.

  • hunter.blatherer

    I’m waaaaaay ahead of the curve on this one. I literally (in the non-Biden sense) do more grunting, tsking, hissing, and whooping than I do talking, on any given day. And I manage to get paid for it.

  • wonkettefan

    I really hate the Oreo-cookie in the WH.

  • LowerdPeninsula

    President, pleeze. You know, after you say this, oh, a few hundred times in the span of 12 months it kind of stops meaning shit. So, the time for talk is over, eh? What, so you can whip and push over the finish line some other half-assed/half-dead pony “solution”. Whatever.

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