Oh, my god. “Melissa H.”, please hunt, shoot and kill some context: “My Aunt forwarded me this AM. She is a Republican, but not a hunter, so I am assuming she worries that deer can get in to see a doctor under the public option. This is from the coal region in Pennsylvania, a county that did not go for Obama, but the end table looks like it is from IKEA, so I could be wrong.”
ORIGINAL PHOTOGRAPHY 10:17 am December 17, 2009
Look: Someone Scraped This Great Metaphor Off The Side Of The Road!
Hola wonkerados.
To improve site performance, we did a thing. It could be up to three minutes before your comment appears. DON'T KEEP RETRYING, OKAY?
Also, if you are a new commenter, your comment may never appear. This is probably because we hate you.
Previous post: The Decade In Videos: From Gore To Whatever
Next post: Next Post
blog advertising is good for you
{ 152 comments }
Maybe the table’s original owner shopped at Ikea.
I’m convinced that Republicans are mentally ill, acting out and visualizing strange internal fears and dreams that only a licensed psychologist with infinite patience could figure out.
Either that or they’re just downright stupid.
This is the scene right before they go to Vietnam to play Russian Roulette, right?
DI DI MAO!
I hate it when the deer falls asleep while watching TV.
(WTF is this charming tableau all about? )
So… does anyone understand the point they’re trying to make? If you figure it out, alert me at once.
Skoalrebel has expanded his living room big fucking time since achieving YouTubes fame.
Why is someone throwing away perfectly good roadkill?
It has always amazed me that the poor, uneducated, people on medicare, or reciepents of VA medical care have been co-opted by the Rethugs into thinking that our current system of health care does not need reforming. Geaux Saints. Also. Please excuse my snarkless comment.
I’ve always wanted to know what would happen if you made a deer watch Fox News, and now I know!
The deer obviously died of shock after seeing the hideous pattern on that couch, not to mention that atrocious lamp. Where’s Candace Olsen when you need her?
The stupids will be with us, always (unfortunately.)
Ha, my two of my coworkers are from Schuylkill County and both of their parents sent them this yesterday. The coal has literally gone to their brains.
[re=480343]magic titty[/re]: You buy for me one Saigon tea, GI?
“STAYED HOME -> SORRY THE DEER”
I’ve run out of room and had to write in the margins before, but running out of space after the end of the sentence and before the beginning is a new one on me
DO NOT GET!
Either this is stupidest thing ever or the methlab hillbillies are way smarter than me.
I suppose it could be both, except that I have a degree and I know how to get the words to show up in the big box on the typewriter with the TV on it.
This is obviously taking free speech over the line.
The people responsible should be hunted down and killed.
The deer is just taking a nap; he can’t afford to have injured hunters on his conscience because it means that his aim was off, the hunter might survive, and so he’s failed in protecting his herd from the homo rednuckus menace. Don’t know what that has to do with healthcare, though.
alt text: “oh dear!”
Oh deer, me deer, dead deer, yes deer.
“Mom?”
/Bambi
I’m not sure what to say about that piece of art.
But I will say, as a resident of the great commonwealth of Pennsytucky, during deer season, I always root for the deer.
Wait, so the deer is staying “home” because it is more concerned about healthcare & hunters’ welfare than about catching a .22 between the eyes?
My, what a considerate deer!
Ha ha ha, this isn’t about healthcare, this is about the deer’s house getting foreclosed. Stupid ‘Thuglicans can’t even get their wingnuttery correct.
[re=480347]the problem child[/re]: When I hit a deer I slit its throat, which is necessary because the crash usually does not kill them right away, and then throw it in the back of the truck. It does not taste any different from the deer I shoot during hunting season and afords me some compensation for the damage that has been done to my vehicle.
I think it might be a commentary on STD’s it looks like the Deer has been date raped by vicious hunters, and left on the couch to heel it’s wounds, psychic and physical. But now all the hunters have the Deer Aids, and won’t be able to get help b/c of ObamaCare, um….yeah… something like that….
[re=480344]hockeymom[/re]: As the story goes, that is Rudolph passed out on the couch after drinking too much Nyquil to recover from the cold he picked up from staying out too late on Christmas Eve. I believe he was watching “A Charlie Brown Christmas” at the time.
Affords.
Obviously the deer is racist.
[re=480363]rmontcal[/re]: Without the sign it would have been really damn funny. With the sign there it’s just a mindfuck.
So this is what Gary Larson has been doing with himself since retirement? What a waste.
Somebody needs to tell the signmaker that nothing has even HAPPENED yet with health care reform, so it’s not possible for Obama to have already “ruined” healthcare. Unless he/she is writing the sign from the future.
Ah, I miss home.
Its right over my head. The deer stayed home because it didn’t want injured hunters on its conscience, because there is no healthcare to care for them? Or, the deer was able to steal the hunter’s furniture, because the hunter was waiting for hours in a government health care gulag? Or, wait, I know I can get this, the deer died from lack of health care, and therefore, there is no deer for the hunter to hunt? The deer got drunk and passed out on the couch becuase it was depressed at the thought of injured hunters unable to get health care?
There is a black president, which is a such an upside-down and unnatural state of affairs, that soon deer will be living in houses, with furniture from Ikea? And dogs and cats will be sleeping together, and the oceans will be flying through the air, and such?
Wowee, I stop trying to understand now, head hertz.
[re=480343]magic titty[/re]: Nguyen!!!!
What the fuck? Someone actually thought about that, and then set it up just so, and then made the sign. It’s the ninth circle of crazy.
It is like a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, covered in meth and the failed dreams of white trash.
[re=480373]FMA[/re]: Oh, hell yeah; I’ve always wished we could have heavily armed deer out there, hunting the hunters. Or the hunters could try making it a real sport, and go after bears armed with nothing but a kitchen knife.
Jesus, there’s so much stupid in one picture here. Are the hunters supposed to stay home and watch TV ’cause they might hurt themselves hunting?
These Pennsylvanians make people in Conneticut look almost smart.
As for everyone trying to figure out what this “means”, it doesn’t “mean” anything at all. You’re granting the target audience too much credit assuming they would understand basic comedic nuances such as irony, timing, timeliness, sarcasm, etc.
So let us, if you will, take a brief moment to reflect upon what goes on behind the scenes of your average wingnut when they make the momentous decision on whether something is funny or not and apply it to this situation here.
1) Is the subject something I like or don’t like?
2) Is the commentary about the subject positive or negative?
3) Is this written in “words” or are pictures involved/animations/irrelevant animals involved?
If the answer to 1 “like” than the item in question is ONLY FUNNY if the answer to 2 is positive.
If the answer to 1 is “don’t like” than the item in question is ONLY FUNNY if negative.
In either case, if the answer to 3 is animations/pictures/animals, than it is okay to laugh. If it is “words” than you must nod along and pretend you actually know what they mean (because, let’s not kid ourselves, you don’t).
So, here, subject is Muslin Barry O (“Don’t LIKE”)
He killed healthcare (something else we don’t like, I guess), so… um… negative?
The inclusion of words might make you think you have to nod and pretend to understand, but don’t be fooled, the fact that this is a picture AND has an irrelevant animal outweighs the need for 2nd grade reading skills. It’s totally okay to laugh even though you have no fucking clue what exactly you are laughing at.
The muddled head that “thought” of this votes. There is no hope.
The words ‘bat’, ‘shit’ and ‘crazy’ spring to mind.
With the change in events this week I am confused. Did Dick Armey set that up or Markos Moulitsas?
[re=480399]binarian[/re]: By George (King George III, that is) I think you’ve got it. It goes without saying that until Obama came on the job in January of the present year, hunters enjoyed the highest quality care, both in terms of access and affordability. Didn’t take long for ACORN to divert those dollars intended to protect America’s families and put them toward distribution of crack pipes in every rural elementary school.
On a side note, I will say that the picture reveals hitherto unimagined levels of stifled creativity among the stone cold racist sector.
You know that annoying song about grandma being ran over by a reindeer? I think the picture depicts grandma’s revenge assuming grandma is a meth addict.
[re=480404]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: It also helps if you have a bunch of crappy furniture to get rid of that’s too awful even for Craig’s List.
I hope they had a tag for that deer or else the DNR will be coming after their asses. Poaching can cost some big $$$$ and even jail time.
[re=480404]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: Ahh, these are separate things entirely. The intention is that you (in no particular order) read the sign and agree that B Hussein ruined stuff etc etc, and also see that deer watching the teevee har har har dat dares funny stuff, and so on. It’s so simple!
Great. Bible-belt, crystal meth-addled abstractions by Salvador Dummi.
Waht the fuck does this even mean?
[re=480417]Joshua Norton[/re]: 1. Are they going to decorate it for the holidays with tinsel and lights? And 2. who’s gonna clean that up in six weeks or whenever they remember to do so? Or does one just ignite it?
Is this like the hillbilly version of those New Yorker cartoons that don’t really make sense?
Alternate signage:
Sorry Hunters
Y’all Can’t Shoot for Shit
I spent all day wandering around the woods and the closest I got to becoming venison was watching one guy in blaze orange blow away another guy in blaze orange by accident. So I sat down to wait for your sorry asses, and turned on Larry the Cable Guy, and about ten minutes into it took my own life out of sheer despair.
Sorry you suck,
The Deer
[re=480346]CrunchyKnee[/re]: Wonkette ruined Skoalrebel’s life. In an example of the human impacts of our relentless warblogging, he was kicked off the YOOTOOBS and can no longer interact with the rest of the dipping community. He cries lonely berry flavored grizz tears into his mud jug without the benefit of a webcam now. We are all poorer for this outcome.
[re=480420]Hamster[/re]: there you go, now you’re getting it.
Just remember, these are the same people that, without irony, misspell moron.
A note about that end table – I’m old enough to know that it’s a classic (ie cheap) 70′s plastic end table with detachable legs. They’re rockin’ it retro in Pennsylvania!
God dammit, why the fuck do we give voice to these mindless people? I see embarrassing displays like this all over Tennessee and Alabama, but I have the common courtesy to keep that shameful shit here, and not give those pinheaded canuckle-draggin’ Jesus fans any time or attention… EVER.
WTF?
It’s like the creators of this tableau had an entire story to tell, but ran out of cardboard to explain it.
Thanks, heartland of America, for making us laugh at your retarded antics, once again.
The problem with the coal region of Pennsylvania (which is most of the state) is that you have to be smart to mine coal. That meant that the smartest coal miners were given the most dangerous jobs, and as a result they were more likely to get blacklung or die in cave-ins. Since the smarter people died off, the stupid people lived on to breed thoughout Pennsylvania’s coal country. That explains the photo.
My great-grandfather was a Pennsylvania coal miner and died when his mine collapsed, so I’m smart enough to know what I’m talking about.
I just reread the sign. Note: “Sorry the deer” scrawled in the corner. So it should have read: “We can’t afford to have injured deer on our conscience.” This still doesn’t make any sense whatsoever, but I think offers a slightly clearer picture. This is a dreamlike tableau that has something to do with the fear that the “librals” will take away their guns (symbolic castration) and make them into wimps who lack the capacity to kill critters.
[re=480430]Citizen Kitteh[/re]: All it needs is the lime and orange shag carpet to look complete.
So how many of you saw the dead deer splayed out all sexy-like on the couch and thought, “I’d hit that” – and not with a car? This dude had previously been convicted of killing a horse so he could have sex with it.
http://www.legalreader.com/archives/003526.html
The only thing I am certain of after seeing that picture is someone needs to apply for money through the NEA. Can you imagine what they could do with funding?
This reminds me, I have to pick up my deer from the processor. Yum!
[re=480430]Citizen Kitteh[/re]: The only things missing are a velvet Elvis and the dogs playing cards. Jack Woltz, also.
[re=480336]ella[/re]:
That’s not an IKEA table. It’s one of those plastic jobs you get at Wal-Mart that has the four hollow, square legs you push into slots on the bottom of the “table top”. Commonly found in college students rooms nationwide, in quite a few ramshackle houses too.
[re=480428]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: Does our desperation to make some high level metaphor out of the juxtapostion in the photo make us elitist assholes? Or are we charitable for automatically trying to give these people credit for being able to make metaphorical art?
I think this picture must be from the Western coal mining part of the state. No way in hell anyone in Wilkes-Barre or Scranton is gonna let a perfectly good deer go to waste on the side of the road like that. Fresh deer meat kielbasi…just in time for Christmas!
[re=480444]marioninnyc[/re]: Yeah, why is the deer sorry? Shouldn’t he be happy that there will be no hunting thanks to limp-wristed veggies that support “Obama’s” healthcare? They should have given the deer a case of cheap beer, a carton of GPC smokes, a SNAP card, and maybe an old soviet flag. That would at least be saying something……saying something stupid, but not incoherent/crazy.
Plus, whoever did that probably didn’t want to give up their SNAP card, beer, and cigarettes. Gotta keep something in the trailer.
Color me ashamed to be from Pennsylvania.
[re=480449]Gopherit[/re]: The NEA? Only libral prevert commies get funding from the NEA.
[re=480465]JMP[/re]: Then it’s about time some teabagging prevert fascist got some money out of them, too.
[re=480454]Hamster[/re]: No, I’m pretty sure we’re elitist assholes, but that’s okay. It’s not really elitist if you’re actually superior.
[re=480459]Gopherit[/re]: Which hints at something in these people’s mentality that is just truly bizarre; that they think the Deer actually like, or at a minimum, don’t mind being hunted. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not 100% against hunting or anything, but I’m fairly positive that if you were to poll the deer population, a very high percentage of them would probably be against the practice of hunting.
WTF? Did Lori Anderson move to rural PA and start doing her performance art crap again?
[re=480459]Gopherit[/re]: Wait, and here comes the total mindfuck, maybe the deer sign is in some way ironic.
Shit, I think I just broke my brain.
I thought “Sorry the Deer” was its name?
[re=480452]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Trucknutz®, also.
[re=480462]mardam422[/re]: There are many times I wish Philly and the near burbs could secede and form our own state, without the redneck-controlled legislature.
[re=480473]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: Wignuts do’t get irony; the sign is only ironic like rain on your wedding day.
[re=480473]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: Could be. Could be the deer is mocking the teabagging, 2nd Amendment blowhards of western Penn. Hahaha! The libtard Kenyan is ruining your fun, and I get to lay on ur couch.
Bottom line: it makes no fuckin’ sense.
[re=480458]Teeny[/re]: Slap some pierogies next to it and you’ve got a fine meal on your hands.
[re=480339]coolcatdaddy[/re]: Typical liberal: Making up excuses like mental illness. Stupid was the correct answer.
I’ve come back a few times and looked at this photo again. Now I see the deer (is that really a dead deer?)…and now can make out “Sorry the deer.” Outdoor advertising needs to register a little more quickly…this kind of deep allegory (emphasis on “gory”) doesn’t really work at 50 mph. And I still don’t get it—do hunters really face danger from…deer? I don’t hunt, so I didn’t realize they’re now doing it gladiator-style.
Also, needs more apostrophes.
[re=480482]JMP[/re]: Why did you have to bring up that song? Why?
[re=480489]Gopherit[/re]: But… But the deer is dead, so that makes it funny to teh conservotards?
All I know about Pennsylvania is that my ex-husband’s father’s family came from Pittsburgh. His aunt considers herself an intellectual liberal. After I got divorced, my ex starting dating a black woman. After his aunt met her, she said, “First a Jew, now a black.”
My 6’4″ ex had to be physically restrained from assaulting his 75-year-old aunt.
My ex claims his grandmother was an actual Nazi…but I digress.
Regarding the tableau, I think everyone is ignoring the obvious reference to Dick Cheney. Perhaps he was acting out an important scene from his childhood, for therapy?
These people have too much time on their hands. I can’t wait for the economy to pick up so these clowns can at least go work at Arby’s for a spell instead of dreaming up this…lovely craft project.
As for the table, my guess is it’s never even heard of an IKEA, let alone came from one. It looks like it’s a thick yellow plastic table from the ’70s/’80s. I’m pretty sure my mom still has two in the basement.
[re=480498]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: Sure. You see, even the deer is a victim of obama’s socialist medicine. it’s allegorical.
That end table is definitely the table named “LACK” from Ikea.
I’m ashamed to know this but my whole house is filled with Ikea junk.
Wait, wait, I get it, I get it; The deer is telling the hunters that he is staying home, that he is not going to go out and let them hunt him/her, because the deer does not want wounded hunters on his/her conscience. Thats why it says “stayen home,” thats Pennsyltuckian for “I am staying home.” And thats why its funny, see, the deer is home on its couch watching its TV.
See, its funny because deer don’t have couches and TVs.
This is a bold re-invention of the nativity scene, I will resurrect it for the next war on xmas
Looks like we’re entering the same 100 year cycle of the 1900s. Start off with a splendid multinatiional war (or two), an economic crisis…and now this. The 2000s will have their very own Dada it appears. Who would have predicted it would start in Coal Dust, PA though?
[re=480508]Prommie[/re]: At least they stayed with the ALL CAPS crazy rant motif. How can anyone print that well when they were obviously drunk out of their minds?
> That end table is definitely the table named “LACK” from Ikea.
Nope. From the pictures online, the LACK model from Ikea is svelte compared to the squatty glory we see in the picture. Also noticed the nice ivory tinting – I assume from sheer age and also from sitting in an environment filled with tobacco smoke.
But the road signs remain unventilated => Respect for law and order.
I love installation art
[re=480499]Katydid[/re]: Hell, everyone in Pennsylvania has a 75-year-old aunt like that.
seriously, this is great. This is the most creative expression of political discontent i’ve seen in awhile. Republicans: MOAR PLS
[re=480517]Citizen Kitteh[/re]: From the pictures online, the LACK model from Ikea is svelte compared to the squatty glory we see in the picture.
I don’t know about you, but that table screams “high school wood shop” to me.
I figured it out you guys!
Skoalrebel’s second cousin/aunt and her family got evicted from their home, so now they’re forced to sleep in the street and put their stuffed deer on the couch, since they no longer have walls to hang it on, and this obviously all NObama and health care reform’s fault!
I like how the MPH sign is knocked over in the background– undoubtedly from someone completely discombobulated by this ridiculous spectacle
I demand to see teh death certifikatt!
Remember when Fox Nooze made that feeble attempt to produce their own version of The Daily Show, and then abruptly canceled it after just one episode?
This thing is not as funny as that was.
[re=480517]Citizen Kitteh[/re]: I think I have that table, in black, used for storage in a closet. It was $7 at Target.
Is tomorrow Comics Curmudgeon day? Maybe the Curmudgeon can extract the point here. Right now all it’s doing is intensifying my hangover. I can’t get past this thought: “Somebody DID this.”
[re=480390]bureaucrap[/re]: A good, and obvious point that needs to be made again and again.
Also, this is the best argument for a repeal of the 2nd amendment I have ever seen. US Americans today are obviously far stupider than those in 1776.
I think you guys are looking at this all wrong- It’s actually an installation by some liberal/union supporter from PA (yes they exist- I’ve seen them) bitching that, thanks to Hopey’s inability to get the senate to do shit, the grand attempt to give us universal healthcare has turned into a give away to Liberman’s wife and her friends in the insurance industry- therefore hunters in PA- many of which lost their jobs and no longer have health care, cannot take the risk that going out in the woods with a large # of liquered up morons whose only safe interaction with a firearm came during the mandatory safety clase that PA makes us all take before we can git to shootin stuff……
[re=480517]Citizen Kitteh[/re]: I think it’s faux Lack. Meaning it belonged to someone who thought $14.95 was too much for an end table.
That said, it still doesn’t explain the lamp-cum-blender.
Wanna make yourself queasy? Come to grips with the reality that the Arp-wannabe that put this display together almost certainly is too poor to buy a new couch. So the one in the picture is going right back in the house/trailer/cardboard shack once the installation comes down.
Now that the blast furnaces have been dismantled and shipped to Outer Mongolia, the next Damien Hirst is emerging from the hunting blinds of Will Penn’s namesake…
I call this roadside installation, The Square Root of Moran and Tweaker Child, Divided by Zero.
Bravo, shine on you crazy Pennsyltuckanians!
It is obvious that the deer was electrocuted when it drank from the electric chalice on the end table. As best as I can tell it was a suicide, probably related to low-def TV.
Regarding the table, does no one realize that it does not reflect well upon IKEA that its products are indistinguishable from shitty plastic furniture from decades ago?
[re=480404]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: We learned in komedy school that if you have to explain the joke it hasn’t worked.
[re=480560]schvitzatura[/re]: Hey, are you from NY? Because we always call that place Pennsyltucky.
I hate driving through PA. At every gas station one can hear banjos in the distance, and your butt hurts instinctively, knowing full well what happened to poor Ned Beatty.
I believe the guy who shot the deer scratched himself hauling the deer up on the couch, and was turned away from his local for-profit hospital due to lack of insurance and died of gangrene; his friends took his last bits of furniture out of his repossessed house and put them in the street, so this is a protest against the failure of the public option.
[re=480380]x111e7thst[/re]: I wouldn’t even know where to find the jugular on a deer. Clearly we need more deer vampire movies so I can be more well informed.
And add another check mark under the “I don’t get it” column. Or, perhaps under the alternative “I see 5 different interpretations of this art piece and none of them seem likely to match that of the artist” column. Thanks.
Pardon me if someone said it already,
but probably it is a land owner who used to allow hunting on their land, which is common,
sometimes free, sometimes for a fee,
but are now using the obamaruination of healthcare to deny hunters access, in case they get “hurt”.
Instead of telling the truth which is they’ve wanted to kick them off their land for years for a variety of reasons but couldn’t get up the gumption to do it until they had a nice liberal excuse.
I had a Nativity scene like this, once.
[re=480497]DDD[/re]: Also needs a comma? “Sorry, The Deer”, would help clarify that the deer’s name isn’t “Sorry”, which made sense on the first pass, because apparently Sorry is already dead.
The problems in logic and reasoning with this scene make my brain hurt
What’s even sadder is that that type of end table has an actual name. It’s called a “Parson’s table”. I have no idea how I know that. Must be from the time I had the stomach flu and an Ikea catalog was the only thing to read during my frequent trips to the loo.
Ah, you know what this piece is missing? The deer needs to be wearing an Aetna visor with the logo markered out.
Man’s inhumanity to man?
[re=480599]Snarkalicious[/re]: Well, to deer anyway.
Wait a minute, is that really a deer or is it Howard Dean in a costume?
The meaning of this mysterious piece of art is simple.
The Preznit is a Nigger. And we don’t like Niggers up here in Reel Murka.
Why did Obama’s motorcade cold flatten that speed limit sign?
What kind of black guy doesn’t like “40s”?!
[re=480426]catsquatch[/re]: That gives me a mighty sad.
[re=480419]BadKitty[/re]: So can wanton waste of game.
[re=480570]Mojopo[/re]: We here in the great commonwealth also call our home Pennsyltucky. We are at ease with our inner hillbillies. By the way, you shore have a purty mouth…
I actually took a couple of art courses in community college about 40 years ago, so I have an eye for this sort of thing… In this installation the furniture symbolizes the foreclosure crisis. The dead deer – clearly – is a metaphor for health care reform. The artist uses the nonsense language of the “sign” ironically, feigning madness. Then there is the striking layering of the Bambi reference – this time Bambi’s mother, cast to the side of the road in an “anti-nativity.” Brilliant stuff.
We have people who put signs like this up in New Jersey too…
We usually refer to them as “possibly M.D. (mentally disturbed) individuals” however.
And I think President Beeblebrox nails it.
Oh for the glory days of my grandma’s youth in the coal region.
Dining room walls: FDR. John L Lewis. The Pope.
I guess now all they’ve got left is the pope. And Glenn Blech.
The plowed over speed limit sign in the background is priceless.
Deer looks kinda bloated. Isn’t that a waste of good venison? I mean, where I live [Alaska, of course], roadkill deer help feed the local soup kitchen. They must be rich in that neck of the Pennsylvania woods.
Judging by that swanky couch, also.
They should have taken the picture from the other side so we could see which TV program put the deer to sleep.
World’s worst Burma Shave sign.
Ever.
Wait, let me get out my Hick Translator and figure out what this means … “Morons from Penn. should just lay down and die.” Right, I agree!
I never knew dada but I knew Motherwell.
Hey, wait. That’s not a lamp, that’s a blender!
[re=480857]BeWoot[/re]: The picture is secretly one of those optical seclusions where first you see a lamp, then you see a blender . . . then you see the profile of a redneck locked in a stare-down with a stag, also in profile, and then the redneck blinks and the stag lunges forward, antlers a-blazin’, and . . . aaauuuughhhh!
[re=480497]DDD[/re]: How about 40 MPH based on the sign that someone knocked over trying to figure out wtf.
Actually, I had that end table in my room when I was 12 years old, in the early 70′s. It was a yellow, plastic “parsons table” and probably came from K-mart, knowing my parents’ taste.
[re=480570]Mojopo[/re]: I believe Ned Beatty met his match in West Virginia, which makes Western Pennsylvania look downright progressive.
But seriously, dude, WTF? And why couldn’t they have done this in Michigan? They could do a whole string of them along rural back roads. It could be a tourist attraction.
Of course, since Barry ruined health care, there will be no ambulance to help after the accidents that are bound to happen as gawkers slow down to read the sign and study the questionable table.
These are the people who Hillary thought she could win over.
Whoa there hayna.Didn’t that dang gummint pay to clean up those stinky culm dumps;put out those pain in the ass mine fires;pump zillion gallons of water mixed with a jillion tons of concrete into the ground to keep those deer above sea level.Remember hurricanes’ Hazel and Agnes?The gummint has kept that place flowing in Steg and Gibbons since the 40′s.Good huntin donit!
[re=480392]Prommie[/re]: Don’t quit now – I think you are getting closer.
[re=480404]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: Brilliant. I think food can be included in the animals category, because fried chicken and watermelon are funny just cause they’re funny foods! Not for any other reason at all. Just like monkeys and gorillas are funny animals. Didn’t Macaca Allen leave a deer’s head in a black family’s mailbox? Some people…
[re=480648]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Exactly. Although it remains an enigma wrapped in stupid.
Is this what Breitbart is talking about when he espouses more input from right wingers in the entertainment industry?
Animal carcass. Furniture. Incoherent hand-written text.
Elements of nature and modernity intertwined.
A complete repudiation of sanity and meaning.
This… this is art.
And it burns me. I can feel the apoplectic, inchoate rage.
Someone call the Tate.
– Alex
˙ʇɐǝɹƃ sı ɥɐllɐ
˙lǝɐɹsı oʇ ɥʇɐǝp
˙ɐɔıɹǝɯɐ oʇ ɥʇɐǝp
¿pıɐɹɟɐ noʎ ǝɹɐ
˙ʍou ǝıp noʎ
˙xɐɹɥʇuɐ sıɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ
˙sn doʇs ʇou uɐɔ noʎ
⇂0-⇂⇂-60
Comments on this entry are closed.