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Wonkette “The View From Your Window” operative “UFgatorzfan4life” sends us this PG-13 erotica telephone picture of pedophile Mark Foley and writes, “Here is your favorite disgraced Congressman from Palm Beach County. He’s hanging out at Starbucks..texting..riding his bike with his shirt unzipped. You know, normal disgraced Congressman activities. I see him about once a month here.” HEY OPERATIVE: Next month when you see Mark Foley half-naked in spandex discreetly texting on an empty street, you must find a way to steal that phone. It is a public safety issue, for children.

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