REMEMBER THIS GUY?  4:15 pm December 16, 2009

Famous Sex Person Mark Foley Spotted Somewhere On Earth

by Jim Newell

Wonkette “The View From Your Window” operative “UFgatorzfan4life” sends us this PG-13 erotica telephone picture of pedophile Mark Foley and writes, “Here is your favorite disgraced Congressman from Palm Beach County. He’s hanging out at Starbucks..texting..riding his bike with his shirt unzipped. You know, normal disgraced Congressman activities. I see him about once a month here.” HEY OPERATIVE: Next month when you see Mark Foley half-naked in spandex discreetly texting on an empty street, you must find a way to steal that phone. It is a public safety issue, for children.

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Gopherit December 16, 2009 at 4:18 pm

I wonder which MAF he is now. And look at that rack!

snideinplainsight December 16, 2009 at 4:19 pm

The future of the past is the future.

The future is spandex.

Therefore, spandex is the future of the past.

queeraselvis v 2.0 December 16, 2009 at 4:19 pm

Dear God, Orca in a goddamned wet suit. CANNOT UNSEE.

el_chupacabra December 16, 2009 at 4:20 pm

looks like someone’s getting a moose knuckle pic!

Dave J. December 16, 2009 at 4:21 pm

Look at all that used Kleenex in the foreground. Gross.

Gopherit December 16, 2009 at 4:22 pm

[re=479853]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Now, now. The manatees natural habitat is in Florida.

JMP December 16, 2009 at 4:24 pm

That is one tight shirt on one flabby body; the Michelin Man in the ad below looks more fit. Why can’t we pass laws for maximum sizes for skintight outfits?

ChernobylSoup v2 December 16, 2009 at 4:25 pm

The Tiger Woods of NAMBLA.

Hamster December 16, 2009 at 4:25 pm

Is that his moped riding outfit?

Joshua Norton December 16, 2009 at 4:25 pm

He’s modeling the new sleaze-ball uniform worn in “trolling for strange”.

SayItWithWookies December 16, 2009 at 4:32 pm

Is Spandex pedo for “stopped trying?”

Whitey Did Katrina December 16, 2009 at 4:32 pm

Put ‘em on the glass, Fole-dawg. PUT ‘EM ON THE GLASS!

Suds McKenzie December 16, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Checking that Craigs List add for time and place again.

freakishlystrong December 16, 2009 at 4:34 pm

Dear, “The View From Your Window” operative, “UFgatorzfan4life”. You see this hideous shit from your window, monthly? I’m very, very sorry.

Katydid December 16, 2009 at 4:34 pm

Oh, goddammit, I was eating.

Radiotherapy December 16, 2009 at 4:36 pm

I’ll bet you he’s a Teabagger.

RoscoePColtraine December 16, 2009 at 4:36 pm

So many accounts to check,,,

Extemporanus December 16, 2009 at 4:37 pm

Paunch is sexting his partner John.

Mr Blifil December 16, 2009 at 4:37 pm

Nobody will be confusing him with Anderson Cooper.

magic titty December 16, 2009 at 4:37 pm

My penis is afraid of that man.

Bearbloke December 16, 2009 at 4:38 pm

“Is this the location for the ‘NAMBLACon ’09 XXXmas Teen-tickle Party’? I better check…”

Extemporanus December 16, 2009 at 4:40 pm

[re=479853]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: [re=479857]Gopherit[/re]: It bears repeating:


[re=479855]el_chupacabra[/re]: Someone? Try the whole team!

Bearbloke December 16, 2009 at 4:41 pm

[re=479873]Radiotherapy[/re]: ->Teabag-ee. But here he’s just looking for the place that serves his favourite dish, ‘Cream of Sum Yung Boi’…

lawrenceofthedesert December 16, 2009 at 4:42 pm

Now you’ve gone and done it — the President will recommend more bombers to defoleyate the Wonkette site.

CrunchyKnee December 16, 2009 at 4:44 pm

I thought that there was nothing funnier than watching fake bike race white guys in their “bike race suits” zip around City Park pretending to be in France…then I saw this pic. Thanks, Wonkett.

SmutBoffin December 16, 2009 at 4:45 pm

Forgive my naivete, but why isn’t this man in prison or somewheres thereabouts? I don’t know anything about child-diddling laws except what I might have picked up from those predator-catching shows or Law & Order, so what gives?

BeWoot December 16, 2009 at 4:46 pm

Paging pants.

S.Luggo December 16, 2009 at 4:47 pm

[re=479856]Dave J.[/re]: That’s a copy of Boys Life.

Radiotherapy December 16, 2009 at 4:47 pm

[re=479884]Bearbloke[/re]: Semantics, amigo, I “lump them all in the same sac”.
Also, isn’t there an app for that?

Bearbloke December 16, 2009 at 4:48 pm

[re=479890]SmutBoffin[/re]: Republican.

bored with gravity December 16, 2009 at 4:49 pm

He’s advising Meghan McCain on the best way to snake a drain.

CrunchyKnee December 16, 2009 at 4:50 pm

Isn’t that the the lovable comics page’s Ziggy?

Sparky McGruff December 16, 2009 at 4:53 pm

[re=479890]SmutBoffin[/re]: why isn’t this man in prison or somewheres thereabouts

Because he’s a Republican, silly. Diddling the underage boy pages was a sign of his “family values”. It’s what Republican Jesus wanted him to do.

JMP December 16, 2009 at 4:54 pm

[re=479890]SmutBoffin[/re]: To be fair, as far we know he never actually succeeded in diddling any of the pages.

WadISay December 16, 2009 at 4:56 pm

Memo to self: No pooched-out shapes over my abdomen. Ever.

user-of-owls December 16, 2009 at 4:59 pm

[re=479900]CrunchyKnee[/re]: No, silly. Ziggy doesn’t wear pants you see, so…wait, OMG!

ShamWow December 16, 2009 at 5:03 pm

I wonder what’s on that gold pendant dangling perilously close to his manboob cleavage? Maybe its his NAMBLA initiation badge.

JMP December 16, 2009 at 5:08 pm

[re=479868]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I’m just very, very glad that those shorts, which appear to be just as tight as the shirt, are in shadow and out of focus.

Radiotherapy December 16, 2009 at 5:08 pm

[re=479889]CrunchyKnee[/re]: Those fucks are annoying when they race around the neighborhood in their little peloton (whatever the fuck that is) and think they own the road.

PoetryMan December 16, 2009 at 5:09 pm

…and he doesn’t have an iPhone yet.

SmutBoffin December 16, 2009 at 5:09 pm

[re=479904]JMP[/re]: But don’t cops-posing-as-sexy-tweens-in-chatrooms bust offenders all the time? Ugh, maybe I’m just looking for something to be outraged about. Thanks, talk-radio/political blogs for making me the irritable person I am today.

[re=479889]CrunchyKnee[/re]: Bonus points for having those stupid aerobars.

AggieDemocrat December 16, 2009 at 5:20 pm


Jim89048 December 16, 2009 at 5:25 pm

You know I’ve seen two men kissing, but this is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen.

JMP December 16, 2009 at 5:30 pm

[re=479923]SmutBoffin[/re]: True, but maybe Foley was somehow able to find a loophole in that law, which was written by – Mark Foley. Or he just got off (heh) for being a high-ranking Democratic (according to Fox News) politician.

[re=479945]Jim89048[/re]: You’d think a gay man would have the fashion sense not to wear that unless he had the body for it, though.

WadISay December 16, 2009 at 5:34 pm

Dear God, please let tomorrow’s NYT headline read Foley Caught Sexting Pictures of His Weenie to Lieberman.

TubeCity December 16, 2009 at 5:40 pm

What, no beard? I thought all us old guys, except elected officials and corporate officers, have white beards this year.

populucious December 16, 2009 at 6:12 pm

Wow..that is just so hot…I’m so sad I’m not a teenage boy.

K.C. December 16, 2009 at 7:01 pm

Palm Beach Story: or, “Thar He Blows!”

Here’s to that ex-Rep. named Foley,
Whose penis craves hot teen boy holey.
He swears he’s not gay
In that effeminate way,
But he’ll gladly stick guys with his poley.

LowerdPeninsula December 17, 2009 at 5:40 am

Alas, after a valiant battle with the bulge, Foley’s cycling jersey went home to be with its Lord in December 2009. It is survived by two jersey brothers, a jockstrap son. The family requests that you send its former wearer, Mark Foley, larger cycling jerseys, or donate to the “Buy Larger Cycling Jerseys for Mark Foley Foundation” in lieu of flowers.

Potater December 17, 2009 at 8:39 am

[re=479951]JMP[/re]: The vanity of the old queens would never stop them from wearing skin tight anything, especially if it made them look like they were saran wrapped into their ensemble.

By the by, I hear Congressman Diddlypants has a sexy new dentist boyfriend. No word yet on if he’s a lawyer too.

Traveler December 17, 2009 at 10:21 am

[re=479853]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Pass the eyebleach, please.

therealdeal1 December 20, 2009 at 5:00 pm

You are all sick trying to make fun of other people disgrace.

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