Wonkette “The View From Your Window” operative “UFgatorzfan4life” sends us this PG-13 erotica telephone picture of pedophile Mark Foley and writes, “Here is your favorite disgraced Congressman from Palm Beach County. He’s hanging out at Starbucks..texting..riding his bike with his shirt unzipped. You know, normal disgraced Congressman activities. I see him about once a month here.” HEY OPERATIVE: Next month when you see Mark Foley half-naked in spandex discreetly texting on an empty street, you must find a way to steal that phone. It is a public safety issue, for children.

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  1. That is one tight shirt on one flabby body; the Michelin Man in the ad below looks more fit. Why can’t we pass laws for maximum sizes for skintight outfits?

  2. Dear, “The View From Your Window” operative, “UFgatorzfan4life”. You see this hideous shit from your window, monthly? I’m very, very sorry.

  3. [re=479873]Radiotherapy[/re]: ->Teabag-ee. But here he’s just looking for the place that serves his favourite dish, ‘Cream of Sum Yung Boi’…

  4. I thought that there was nothing funnier than watching fake bike race white guys in their “bike race suits” zip around City Park pretending to be in France…then I saw this pic. Thanks, Wonkett.

  5. Forgive my naivete, but why isn’t this man in prison or somewheres thereabouts? I don’t know anything about child-diddling laws except what I might have picked up from those predator-catching shows or Law & Order, so what gives?

  6. [re=479890]SmutBoffin[/re]: why isn’t this man in prison or somewheres thereabouts

    Because he’s a Republican, silly. Diddling the underage boy pages was a sign of his “family values”. It’s what Republican Jesus wanted him to do.

  7. [re=479868]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I’m just very, very glad that those shorts, which appear to be just as tight as the shirt, are in shadow and out of focus.

  8. [re=479889]CrunchyKnee[/re]: Those fucks are annoying when they race around the neighborhood in their little peloton (whatever the fuck that is) and think they own the road.

  9. [re=479904]JMP[/re]: But don’t cops-posing-as-sexy-tweens-in-chatrooms bust offenders all the time? Ugh, maybe I’m just looking for something to be outraged about. Thanks, talk-radio/political blogs for making me the irritable person I am today.

    [re=479889]CrunchyKnee[/re]: Bonus points for having those stupid aerobars.

  10. [re=479923]SmutBoffin[/re]: True, but maybe Foley was somehow able to find a loophole in that law, which was written by – Mark Foley. Or he just got off (heh) for being a high-ranking Democratic (according to Fox News) politician.

    [re=479945]Jim89048[/re]: You’d think a gay man would have the fashion sense not to wear that unless he had the body for it, though.

  11. Palm Beach Story: or, “Thar He Blows!”

    Here’s to that ex-Rep. named Foley,
    Whose penis craves hot teen boy holey.
    He swears he’s not gay
    In that effeminate way,
    But he’ll gladly stick guys with his poley.

  12. Alas, after a valiant battle with the bulge, Foley’s cycling jersey went home to be with its Lord in December 2009. It is survived by two jersey brothers, a jockstrap son. The family requests that you send its former wearer, Mark Foley, larger cycling jerseys, or donate to the “Buy Larger Cycling Jerseys for Mark Foley Foundation” in lieu of flowers.

  13. [re=479951]JMP[/re]: The vanity of the old queens would never stop them from wearing skin tight anything, especially if it made them look like they were saran wrapped into their ensemble.

    By the by, I hear Congressman Diddlypants has a sexy new dentist boyfriend. No word yet on if he’s a lawyer too.

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