The Twitter has coughed up this terrifying secret photo from last night’s White House Teevee Reporters’ Jeebus Day Party, in which famous Ugandan homosexual Rachel Maddow takes pity and engages in conversation with the gala’s loneliest wallflower, Fox News president and demonic slug-monster Roger Ailes. What terrible things were these powerful New York media elites plotting? Why is one so skinny and one so fat? [Twitter]
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December 16, 2009
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Say what you will about Faux News, but that Roger Ailes is a cutie.
When they stand next to each other, they look like the number 10.
RM thought bubble- “And that’s why I’m a lesbian… nature vs. nurture? Imagine Roger naked… Wonder if Meredith Baxter-Birney is here and wants to make out?”
I bet she was encouraging him to run for president. Also, she’s actually 300 lbs., it’s just that everyone looks thin next to him.
Is this the scene where Hermey pulls out all of the Bumble’s teeth?
Ai[re=479761]BeWoot[/re]: Ailes is okay for a really butch dyke.
Alfred Hitchcock Presents.
War on Christmas indeed. She looks like she’s about to shove him in to that tree..Now that would have been a picture!
so which one is the lesbian?
This is like that picture of a bear and a tiger hanging out that was all over the internet a few days ago.
I figured as a rule dykes would always keep at least a taints-length away from assholes…
Fox News – they talk a big game but they turn into pussies as soon as there’s some eggnog and crumpets.
Let me guess….this is a clip from the updated “Star Wars Christmas”?
Rachel Maddow and Roger Ailes wonder silently why neither of them has seen his penis this decade.
I wonder if Maddow is asking Santa for teets this Christmas?
“So what was it like, sucking Nixon’s cock?”
His tie and her glasses need to make out.
It’s like the alpha and the omega of modern mass media. Kudos to the photgrapher for getting the left-right sides correct for the camera.
Of course, in the wide angle shot, you can see Ailes’ slime trail much more clearly.
Ailes was hitting on her until he figured out she WASN’T a teenage boy.
[re=479775]Fox News Light[/re]: Duh. This one.
I know RM is gay & I could care less because she is really smart, but does she have to go out of her way to be UNattractive? I mean those glasses & that jacket…surely some Queer Eye guy could help her out!
Ailes had died about 15 minutes prior to that pic. RM was just trying to be polite and engage him in “conversation” without acting all shocked and shit that he was making more sense dead than alive.
RM was bodyscanning Ailes as a potential source of Pure Bullshit for her V overlords…
And Matt Drudge is SO jealous!
[re=479785]Suds McKenzie[/re]: Those are 2-D glasses.
They help make his grotesquely immense bulk appear much less in-your-face.
Also, is that a tie, or an algae-covered drool slick?
spaghetti and meatball
I love that part when the little dude is lancing baron harkonnen’s boils.
Ailes is obviously defending the Xmas Tree from the charging lefty attack commentator, doing his part as a soldier in the war on xmas.
[re=479794]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: She’s going for the Sally Jessy Raphael look.
Ailes to “Maddox” “Sure, I thought about a Suburu once but, YOU know?”
[re=479794]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Don’t know too many lesbians do you.
Looks like she’s dressed up to get gay-married at the White House — nice tux!
Why is it easier to picture RM as more composed and articulate where as I can imagine this guy leaving spittle on you with every uttered word. Oh. I answered my own question
Here’s one from later in the party when RM had a chance to get more comfortable:
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/danso16/Leia%20Caps/PDVD_157.jpg
Maddow: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.
Ailes: I disagree, it’s a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Maddow: Donkey Kong sucks.
Ailes: You know something, *you suck*.
Yo! Roger! Oral is holding a spot for you. I would say he’s keeping a seat warm, but that’s really unnecessary.
You SUCK, Old Man Potter!
Ailes: Hey. Sir, you, young man…I seem to have lost my pork chop, have you seen it?
Maddow: Is that it stuck to your tie?
[re=479794]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: surely some Queer Eye guy could help her out!
Apparently, they only help straight guys…what homophobic queers those guys are…
[re=479808]Gorillionaire[/re]: No, but I’ve seen hundred year old trees with smaller circumferences than her neck. She doesn’t need to worry that if she pretties herself up, some guy will accidentally ask her out & then awkwardness will ensue.
Mr. Peabody and Sherman clearly took a detour in the Wayback Machine.
RA: We are always looking for good “Fair and Balanced Reporters” and we could compensate your quite well to be fair and balanced. What? You’re gay? That’s okay. Half our staff is. What? You’re out? Never mind.
Wow, now I see why the Salahis went to so much trouble — those White House parties look like a blast!
i love rachel almost as much as i love my shiny new lesbian mayor. thanks, fellow houstonians.
roger ailes should still trying running for president–nothing like a walking talking caricature to carry the torch. ailes/huckabee ’12: before and after (& before he gains it all back).
[re=479795]CrunchyKnee[/re]: WIN!!!
[re=479822]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: I’ve seen hundred year old trees with smaller circumferences than her neck
It’s an optical illusion. Ailes doesn’t have a neck; it was surgically removed along with his soul.
It’s like a shel silverstein poem…
“Why is one so skinny and one so fat? Why does the man have bobbies and yet the woman’s so flat?”
Years after their first meeting, Cindy Lou Who and the Christmas Tree Repairman have an awkward reunion, and discover that the more things change, the more they remain the same.
Ailes: “Really. So how are things in Beirut?”
Roger ails.
[re=479819]CrunchyKnee[/re]: OK, my bust out loud laugh for the day. Should have closed my office door first.
Oh, goody!
I’ve found my Christmas card photo.
Thanx, Wonkette!
try as you might, Rachel, you will not get Ann Coulter’s number from him
Looks like Rachael calmly pulled his plug and he’s deflating. I bet in the next pic his eyeballs are rolling back.
[re=479794]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: What the blithering heck are you on about? She’s HOT and FINE.
[re=479823]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: Good catch
Hey she should have come in costume too, after he took all that trouble to dress up like Lionel Barrymore as Old Man Potter.
Roger: That huge pot plant behind me? My X-mas gift to the Obamas this year.
Rachel: Good for what “Ailes” ya! Why did they mistake it for a tree?
Roger: Lightweights.
She’s just trolling for a job when Palin becomes president and the Rapture ensues.
This photo is a solid refutation of the maxim that what doesn’t kill you will make you stronger.
Who’s the top?
One of them is boasting how high their ratings are because of manipulation of their gullible viewers and the other is commenting on the high numbers of gays that watch their network during prime time.
Stand up tall, Rachel! Good posture will make your boobs look bigger.
[re=479866]doloras[/re]: Testify. I would french-kiss all the white people in Fresno just for the chance to chew the salt out of her boxers.
[re=479990]frumious_bandersnatch[/re]: Will HM’s salt cure the meth-mouth you’ll get from all that kissing?
Did Roger stick his tounge out and say “lesbian with a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha…”?
“So we have something in common. We don’t like a@#f*(king if it’s our ass.”
“No, Rachel. Gretchen Carlson is not lipstick lez. Neither is Shep.”
“So we are in the same round of Twister? Screw that!”
chsw
[re=479794]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Some Queer Eye guy DID help her out. That’s my prom date’s tux jacket from 1972! Vintage, baby.
[re=479794]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Bite your tongue. She’s beautiful.
Between Rach & Monica Novotny, MSNBC has something for whatever might be my spanking needs.
bear and baby cub meat at the picnic
Totally off topic, but doesn’t anyone know how tall Rachel is?
I don’t know how tall she is, but she is so fuckin’ hot I’d like to give her some man meat. Anybody know what a guy’s gotta do around here to get a date with our fair maiden? Woof!
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