Everyone In Washington Get A 'Gay Fiance' Before They're All Taken!
The D.C. City Council has finally passed its bill to legalize gay marriage, hooray! Mayor Fenty is expected to sign it soon. HOWEVER, while Father Congress is not expected to go all "Home Rule" and block this sucker, we're about 99.9% sure that one congressman or another representing some salty swamp in the middle of nowhere will make a half-assed attempt to ruin this, score a few points with the folks back home, etc. [ Washington Post ]