Reuters actually clicked those ancestry.com pop-ups and is now reporting that Barack Obama and Warren Buffet are seventh cousins three times removed. “Genealogists at ancestry.com announced on Tuesday that Obama and Buffett are related through a 17th century Frenchman named Mareen Duvall. According to the online genealogists, Duvall — who immigrated to Maryland from France in the 1650s — is Obama’s 9th great grandfather and Buffett’s 6th great grandfather.” Warren Buffett is not even legally our country’s president at all. [Reuters]







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Today we’re all French.
That’s why Obama does everything Buffett tells him to do. They think exactly alike, as did Jimmy Carter and Richard Nixon, who were fifth cousins.
Who ISN’T Obama related to?
They are related to a Frenchman named Mareen? And neither of them are gay? Does not compute.
Buffet: I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
Barry: What’s that make us?
Buffet: Absolutely nothing.
Kenyan, Hawaiian, Muslin, French, Vichy, Fascist, Socialist, Commie, Black, White…. omg, Barry is EVERYONE, and EVERY THING. All the time. Forever. And never. The Hindus were right.
SELL THE HOUSE
SELL THE CAR
SELL THE KIDS
FIND SOMEONE ELSE
FORGET IT
I’M NEVER COMING BACK
FORGET IT
/amen
Has anyone seen Mareen Duvall’s long form birth certificate? Does it have a raised seal and genuine signature?
NOBAMA IS FRENCH!!!!!
I demand to see all 17 birth certificates.
There’s no one quite as Irish as Barack O’Bama
What dumb luck. All of MY relatives are poor and constantly have their hand out.
There’s a little bit of Barry in everybody.
Aujourd’hui nous sommes tous noir.
Funny, they don’t look at all alike.
Both are related to Wallis Simpson and hence by marriage to the British Royal Family.
Also to Robert Duvall, of course.
Wait… you mean Warren Buffett is actually a Kenyan?
Jimmy Buffet on the other hand is related to Walnuts.
I didn’t know Kenyans were French.
Obama=Omaha. It’s a common etymological variation.
Not only is Obama a Kenyan, he is also French! What Would Fanon Do?
Could we have a Glenn Beck style diagram of this please?
Good job Reuters, investigating the truly significant stories. Going back that far, they’re probably both related to Kevin Bacon, too.
They do look a little like Kevin Bacon.
Everybody is related to everybody else. Hey, Uncle Warren, could you spare me a couple million bucks?
more proof of Obama’s evil genealogy…
Bird certificate or GTFO
Why is Buffet doing the “Thriller”?
So does Hopey get written into the will?
Do you need any more proof that these genealogy sites are scams?
“immigrated to Maryland from France” I thought the word was colonized? She colonized Maryland right.
Wow this nation really is ruled by an aristocracy the regenerates itself generation after generation. Go figure that this would come out after the fall of communism and is now impossible to stop.
How many times is he removed from Kevin Bacon?
Wait, can someone tell me how far back we go before we find a common relative? Serioulsy, this is getting ridiculous. Hell, I’m probably related to Mareen Duvall. What a totally gay French name, BTW. Mareen. **snicker**
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