Joe “Collywobble” Lieberman, the worst human being since Abraham Lincoln, is featured in a terrifying New York Times mini-profile for tomorrow’s edition in which — and maybe this is just us? — we detect a little bit of venom on the reporters’ pens, as their editors force them to speak to and write about this rancid, catastrophic mass of pimple pus, frozen diarrhea, and the cloned membranes and bone marrow of Beelzebub and Pol Pot, respectively. How do you write about this person objectively? How do you sit in a room, watch him grin, and not spontaneously combust?
WASHINGTON — Just the thought of Joseph I. Lieberman makes some Democrats want to spit nails these days. But Mr. Lieberman, the Connecticut independent, is not the least troubled by his status as Capitol Hill’s master infuriator.
In fact, he could not be happier. He is right where he wants to be — at the center of the political aisle, the center of the Democrats’ efforts to win 60 votes for their sweeping health care legislation. In short, he is at the center of everything and he loves it.
“My wife said to me, ‘Why do you always end up being the point person here?’ ” he said, flashing a broad grin in an interview on Monday.
Ha ha, you stupid readers, we just wanted you to have to suffer through rage-induced ulcers, too. They hurt, don’t they? Is there some sort of medicine for them? Maybe, but who can afford medicine!
Democratic leaders noted that Mr. Lieberman on numerous occasions had voiced support for the Medicare buy-in proposal that he now insists must be dropped. It was a core component of a health care proposal that he championed as Al Gore’s running mate in the 2000 presidential race, and three months ago he voiced support for the same concept.
“What I was proposing was that they have an option to buy into Medicare early,” Mr. Lieberman says on a video distributed by Democrats on Monday. In the interview, he did not dispute that he once supported the idea but said he had not recalled that he had done so, or the context, until Mr. Reid’s office confronted him about it.
Why is Alberto Gonzales walking around the Capitol wearing a Joe Lieberman costume? How does a person even get away with something like that?
Lieberman Pushes Shifts on Overhaul [NYT]
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Lieberman’s reply?
In Droopy’s voice, of course: Those nasty Left-wing Dems went after me in 06 and they want health care for Americans so screw them!
Can we all pull a RedState and mail tiny little black hoods to Lieberschmuck’s office?
This story reminds me that I once, back in the time known as the year 2000, voted for this person for VP. I do not like to be reminded of this. It makes the howler monkeys scream in my head and this is not pleasant for me. Please stop reminding me. Please. Also, fuck you Joementum. Fuck you and the fucked out horse you rode in on and promptly shot.
It’s like he’s the black hole of progressive politics – a sort of anti-matter for peace, love, and understanding. Really, “frozen diarrhea” is being to charitable.
“too”
Of course, it goes with out saying that Joo Liebercunt is a sad, wrinkled ball sack of fermented goat’s feces, swimming forever in a lake of diarrhea whlie straining it through his teeth and swallowing the lumpy bits.
I’m not driving through CT until Haddasah divorces him. I’m just taking the boat that goes around it. And no nutmeg on the eggnog.
I can’t catch up to the course of human events. I’m still reeling belatedly logging on only to find Siemans splashed all over my Wonketts face.
Instant Karma’s gonna get Joe
Gonna knock Joe right in the ass
Joe better get himself together
Soon filibusters will be passe
What in the world you thinking of?
Laughing in the face of health
What on Earth you try’na do?
It’s stopped by you
Fuck you
Instant Karma’s gonna get Joe
Gonna hit Joe right in the face
You better get yourself together douchesack
Leave the Senate place
How in the world you gonna see?
Laughing at fools like me
Who on Earth d’you think you are?
King of all douchebags?
Well, yes you are
I want to punch Connecticut in the face
He really is a penis.
[re=478191]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Typo: should be “Instant Pharma.”
BTW, lots of Lieberschmuck campaign contribution data here: http://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/contrib.php?cycle=2010&cid=N00000616&type=C
Purdue Pharms+Lieberschmuck, BESTEST BUDDIEZ EVAH.
Though I am full of hate right now, thanks Mr. Newell for making me smile, laugh even, fuck it all.
[re=478189]NYNYNY[/re]: No nutmeg on the eggnog!?! Fuck. Way to go, Lieberman, now you’re starting a war on Christmas, also too.
The Hamas web site is in Arabic but if someone can translate I’d like the address to send them a donation in Joe’s name.
http://www.pmo.gov.ps/
Time for Barry to give him ‘the treatment’ again, this time out of the reporters’ sight, and preferably with a handy set of electrodes and a moist sponge.
Some hilarious chicanery going on over at balloonjuice.com with some GOP link pulled from Twitter. I have no idea what they’re doing but I’m sure you diabolical Wonketteers can figure it out:
http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=31221
An example
http://gop.am/7WYa
Be sure to call Joe and congratulate him on earning his contributions!
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Words fucking fail me
Joe Lieberman. Right on Iraq. Right on Afghanistan. Right on healthcare. Right on everything. Right for Connecticut.
Democrats chumpish lack of discipline has created the very monster than is destroying them. If they had any balls, Joe would be stripped of his chairmanships.
[re=478208]eclecticbrotha[/re]: Michael Steele is really reaching out to people with that.
I propose a surtax on all income earned by Jewish Connecticut Senators’ wives, with revenue dedicated to research for curing America’s deadliest chronic diseases.
Couple years of that, and we’ll all be cancer-free, low-cholesterol immortals.
Every time I see his face, I think of two rats fucking in a sock. Why is that?
I hope Joe “Droopy” Lieberman gets breast cancer on the breasts all over his face tomorrow and Big Government Medicare drops him.
This asshole needs to have all his seniority taken away. He should be looking up to Roland Burris at this point. His face should be on every urinal puck and litterbox liner in the country. It should be on street signs instead of “dead end.” It should be carved into the hills around wherever we finally bury our nuclear waste to warn people that no good will come of going there. His name should be a meteorological term for a rainstorm of camel piss, poison ivy and maggots. It should be a descriptive term for the aroma of the corpse flower, which smells as it does because it’s pollinated by flies. It should be a sexual act even David Vitter wouldn’t contemplate performing, involving a Flowbee, a jalapeno pepper and a monkey with a prolapsed uterus. It should signify the boiling point on a scale of mindless obstructionist opposition to everything that is fair and reasonable in the world. Joe Shitwad Lieberman, you will live forever — among the likes of Quisling, Petain, King John, Alberto Gonzales and that whole host of simpering, smugly cowardly lickspittles who make peoples’ lives worse and justify their servile acquiescence to corruption and evil with moral baubles that wouldn’t attract a common crow. Get behind me, Lieberman — may you forever crawl on your belly and eat dust as your reward for your benevolence towards your corporate overlords.
“I recall not recalling this conversation I recall not recalling a few weeks ago. Can anybody go back to the text of some older article in which I said things and help me recall it? When I remember, I will thank you— and then you can leave me alone again. Oh and suck it, Connecticut. Me Again, 2000, and beyond. Go ahead and make me a third party candidate again. Really. Try it.”
[re=478219]SayItWithWookies[/re]: wow, that brought a tear to my eye.
[re=478219]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Let the church say amen!
[re=478219]SayItWithWookies[/re]: We might as well give up and praise him at this point, Sir. I don’t think there’s a viable alternative to this fact.
[re=478219]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Amen!
Joe’s online comment form is here:
http://lieberman.senate.gov/contact/index.cfm?regarding=issue
one of my good friends is an angry connecticut libtard. he called joementum’s office today to yell at whoever answered the phone. he says that the staffer he spoke to said that “uh… senator lieberman is uh… waiting for the cbo score and will make a decision on the bill then… ”
whatever. i think joementum is the force that propels your head through the windshield of your car after some stupid old fuck pulls out in front of you from the denny’s parking lot.
Thank you sir! May I have another?
Speaking objectively, Joe Lieberman is a benighted pustule who needed to start collecting that federal pension he so richly undeserves 3 years ago.
Plus, still being objective here, Joe sucks.
[re=478228]obfuscator[/re]: But he gets stronger with more Joementions. Joementions=Joementum. We have to call him “Oonf” or something. How about “Joesypath.”
Fuck that, I’m going with Joesypath.
If you were wondering what happens to all the foreskins from Connecticut’s male babies, Joe Lieberman is your answer.
“Democratic leaders noted that Mr. Lieberman on numerous occasions had voiced support for the Medicare buy-in proposal that he now insists must be dropped.”
How could we all have missed this?
— He was for it before he was against it! —-
[re=478232]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: I vote for Joenertia. Bringing something good to a complete halt.
Vinegar Joe feeds on hatred, on negativity, just like the energy cloud from Star Trek (Day of the Dove).
[re=478219]SayItWithWookies[/re]: That’s one to save!
[re=478232]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: “Senator The Joetorious P.I.G. (I-Satan’s Taint)”?
[re=478238]DC Hates Me[/re]: the Red Dwarf despair squid — or Joe Lieberman???:
“The creature had evolved a defense mechanism which would cause predators to have a hallucination, group or otherwise, which create sufficient despair that the victim would commit suicide.”
the hill.com’s coverage refers to joebortion and his obstructionist ilk as “centrist democrats”.
i’d have gone with “disingenuous vile geysers of greed and dried buffalo smegma”, but i’m not a professional journalist.
[re=478180]MGBYG[/re]: I am all for hatin on Lieberman, but I have to say that in some of the interpretations of his voice (mostly from Jon Stewart), he is more characterized by Bad Luck Schleprock from The Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Show. That’s it — and now back to the regularly-scheduled hate.
He is one of the very few human beings who I honestly would not piss on if he were on fire in my toilet.
[re=478232]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Joenorrhea
[re=478219]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Holy leprous-jowled Connecticut yeast infection, man. If we could still give out whore diamonds, I’d give you eleventy-billion for that.
There is nothing in the Constitution that says you need 60 votes to break a filibuster. Harry can set the bar wherever he likes.
Oh, and here’s an idea–hold the vote on a Saturday.
This is third-hand, so take it with a grain of salt, but a friend of a friend once rode in a limo with Lieberman as he wondered, in complete seriousness, if he was one of the 5 best senators of all time.
[re=478219]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Good lord, that was… beautiful.
[re=478219]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Shakespeare, right? don’t recognize the play, though
[re=478226]chascates[/re]: I just dropped ol’ Vinegar Jomentum a few of my thoughts via that link. If I never post here again, please make a donation in my pseudonym to whatever group seems to be criticizing that sack of distilled worm flatulence with the greatest degree of hostility.
[re=478219]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Tzchitwad, is the proper spelling, I believe. But awesome, otherwise, also.
[re=478191]ManchuCandidate[/re]: well we all should shine him on,
like the moon, and the stars, and the sun
oh we all should shine him on
on and on, on and on, on and on, ON…
If only Reid would pass the “Joe Lieberman Act” which would cut all military aid to Israel until they started following treaties and international law.
[re=478261]gaswhisperer[/re]: some of my best friends are Tzchitwads …
It’s time for a Connecticut Yankee to meet Joe Lieberman in a dark alley and do what needs to be done for the future of the Republic.
Hopefully, this will finally get the Dems to see that they never had 60 votes for ANYTHING…and more importantly, that they don’t need 60 votes. Seriously, when are they going to take the hint that you need fifty-fuckin’-one votes and some balls and patience to wait out potential filibusters?
The GOP wants to filibuster? And? Seriously, WTF? Call them on their bluffs. Never have I seen someone with such a majority act as if they were still the enternal minority. If the GOP had a 51-seat Senate, they’d be running all over the Dems.
[re=478258]ShiningMathPath[/re]: Well, the last part is from the Bible.
[re=478276]LowerdPeninsula[/re]: Oh, more specifically the eternal smack-down that God gave Satan for tricking Adam and Eve.
[re=478219]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Release the hounds
“Mr. Lieberman, the Connecticut independent, is not the least troubled by his status as Capitol Hill’s master infuriator.”
It’s because Joe lacks a functional ding-dong (and penal implants are not covered under Medicare). Thus Joe be so really mad (but his wife, Hava Nagilah, not necessarily of the same mind, as she admits that a prosthetic insertion might cause marital confusion.)
[re=478275]LowerdPeninsula[/re]: Boy howdy, let me second that. Joe wants to support a filibuster? Better pack an extra lunch or two. I didn’t elect my senators to lie down and wimper like sick wet dogs. My next campaign contribution goes to whoever, from whichever state, goes down to the floor of the Senate and tells the independent senator from Connecticut to ESAD.
[re=478226]chascates[/re]: Thank you — the senator has been informed of my opinion. And thanks to everyone else who liked that — it took me a whole damn hour to calm down after writing it. I am clinging to whatever threadbare hopes exist that Harry Reid has chosen honor over election and has some way of blindsiding Joe that will get real reform enacted. But damn — sometimes it feels like he’s so used to losing on everything that he’ll give up an advantage on sheer precedent.
But Jesus fucking Christ, Harry, give ‘em hell, and don’t spare any weapon you have. Outcomes of battles have meanings. We’d have been just as proud of everyone at D-Day had they jumped back on their boats as night fell on June 6, 1944 — but those expressions of pride wouldn’t've sounded the same in German. Fuck, man, I’ll send Rahm Emanuel a dead fish every single day for the rest of his life if you get the bill passed with Medicare buy-in and the triggered whatever-euphemism-you’re-using option. Think about it.
Is anyone else getting the sinking feeling that ole Joe, knowing he has no future in Connecticut politics, is taking the hit and killing a healthcare reform plan that no Democrat really wants but for which they need to show grandstand support? Because, really, they’ve created a better and more hated patsy than Lee Harvey Oswald.
LieberFUCK, too much is never enough.
That’s supposed to be grandstandING support. Sorry.
Oh for fucks sake. The dems are bunch of scrot-less pussies!
I blame Harry Reid (the real Palpatine) for not flicking this dried crusty booger out of the halls of Congress two years ago. My death-wish prayers for Lieberman started when he was “tutoring” Palin back in 2008 election .That fuck makes me sick to my stomach.
[re=478265]glamourdammerung[/re]: Israel has the public option.
[re=478219]SayItWithWookies[/re]: You’ve hit this one outta the ball park, my friend. I was going to add a bit more, but why meddle with perfection?
[re=478283]snideinplainsight[/re]: Really, who does this droppy jowled, Admiral Ackbar-lookin’ muthafucka think he is? Seriously, why do we need him? We have a better chance of courting Olympia snow than this corporate-blowing, insurance-company riding shill of a beast.
I just don’t get this. Single payer was never given a debate. The weak-assed public option was basically scrapped. Expanding Medicare down the age scale now looks to be thrown into the trash. So, really, what the fuck is this? And, to here Reid, and Dodd, and Obama continue to say this is still a good bill after every setback is getting something more than annoying. They could practically pass a bill that simply gives ham sandwiches to every American and stamp “health reform” on the bill, and they’d be crowing about its historical nature.
Do the Dems really think that the American people aren’t going to be able to see that this is a “pass anything” operation? Do they not see that the American people are FAR past where the Congress wants to go on this? Hell, the American people are so far beyond where our leader(failure)ship resides that it is entirely conceivable that if something even as far as single payer was put to a referendum that’d it pass.
If Joe thinks 2006 was a difficult election year, for him, 2012 is going to be an absolute bitch to him, and there won’t be enough insurance money in the world to save his ass, then.
With all the focus on the Medicare buy-in, people have forgotten all about the public option they were so worked up about up until just a few days ago.
Good strategy – keep moving the goalposts. In the end, the “health care reform” bill will give everyone in the United States a shiny new band-aid. Lieberman will make a big show of fighting even this petty crumb, but it will pass and Obama will declare victory.
[re=478285]thesheriffisnear[/re]: You may have hit the nail on the head. I seriously doubt the Dems ever really wanted to pass HCR in any meaningful form. I think all their posturing has been nothing more than Leonard Pinth-Garnell’s Bad Theatre.
Absolute piece of shit. For him to allow his ego to stand in the way of progress proves this man is a spiteful smegma smear on the asscheek of the senate. It’s probably the result of all those guys pissing on him in the shower in jr. high. Thus resulting in him woofing insurance schlong while not being able to piss standing.
he’s not a human– he’s a hideous golem made out of smegma
[re=478219]SayItWithWookies[/re]: The dirty Sanchez, the reach-around and the Flowbee Joe! Loves it.
[re=478209]Jimb[/re]: Is ent him an email, this is his douchey reply:
Thank you for taking the time to contact me. I appreciate the opportunity to know your opinions on the pressing issues facing our nation. Regrettably, due to the huge volume of mail that I receive, I am only able to research and address comments sent to me from Connecticut residents. If you are not from Connecticut, you may want to consider sending a message to the Senators from your state of residence. You can do so by visiting http://www.senate.gov for a link to the websites of each member of the United State Senate. If you are currently residing out of state, but are still a Connecticut resident or have a connection to Connecticut, please be certain to use your Connecticut address or indicate your Connecticut connection in the first paragraph of your email.
I value having the benefit of your thoughtful concerns, since I do receive detailed weekly reports from my staff providing a sampling of comments from across the country on timely issues before Congress.
Thank you again for sharing your views and concerns with me. I hope you will continue to visit my website at http://lieberman.senate.gov for updated news about my work on behalf of Connecticut and the nation. Please contact me if you have any additional questions or comments about our work in Congress.
Sincerely,
Joseph I. Lieberman
UNITED STATES SENATOR
[re=478299]HedonismBot[/re]: Hey, we need to compromise on the compromise on the compromise. It’s what a centrist does.
You’re wrong though. The final “compromise bill” on health reform won’t be a shiny band-aid. It will be a capital gains tax cut, restrictions on ACORN, and a $100 billion “stimulus check” straight to the Heritage Foundation. That’s a fair compromise.
This douche makes me glad i voted for Nader on ’00 (while living in FLORIDA, I might add).
[re=478262]Pat Pending[/re]: [re=478191]ManchuCandidate[/re]: i’m sick to death of seeing
things
from tight-lipped,
condescending, mommies little
chauvinists?
It’s one thing to get whipped by a Rovian criminal mastermind. But the fact that Democrats kowtow to, and still get bullied by, this weasel is the reason I’ll never identify as a Democrat.
[re=478304]free[/re]: His jowly childhood must have been horrible. It left him with the creepiest, shit-eating grin ever.
I was alone with him on one of the capitol subway cars once. He proceeded to change his shoes and socks, all while maintaining frightening eye contact. I didn’t sleep for weeks.
Me? In ulcerated rage against Joe Lieberman? No. I’ve always presumed some cocksucking motherfucker would arise to fuck up health care reform, and Joe Lieberman stepped up to be the designated asshole. Actually, if Joe Lieberman didn’t exist, Rush Limbaugh would have to
shit him outinvent him. Thank you, Senator Palindrome or whatever, for being the slimy cockroach-designate of history.stupid tab stops.
[re=478182]memzilla[/re]:
Better yet, mail donations to whomever is running against him in the next race.
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[re=478282]S.Luggo[/re]: Penal implants? Like maybe something battery-powered, embedded in his alleged willie, that would deliver a few volts every time he pulls another one of these spotlight-whore moves (i.e., daily)? Great idea.
No matter what Dems cut out of the bill, I bet Lieberman still votes against it. His hate mail proabbly has to be delivered by dumptrucks day after day. No doubt the pile is large enough to have it’s own zip code. I bet you can see it from satellite photos. The Russians are probably growing concerned.
[re=478285]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Yes, of course. And Joe is measuring the drapes for his cushy office at his new Aetna sinecure.
Let me guess, the Lieberman household ran out of toilet paper again and so they called the Times to send over a reporter. One with a long tongue. This reminds me that I haven’t read the Times since suffering through their kow towing, fuck democracy Lieberman coverage in 2006. I don’t miss them at all on any topic, so just as well.
If the dems would take a lesson from the republicans they’d toss away the bill they’ve got and present one that makes health insurance companies illegal starting January 1st, 2010. Then compromise from there down to full public option. That IS the fucking compromise, bitches.
[re=478319]Cinderella Boy[/re]: Very wise of you. His continued existence really neatly sums up a whole host of pussy-assed problems with the Democratic party, doesn’t he? The Democratic Party, ensuring a single sociopathic senator whose primary interests lie with a foreign power get to determine the fate tens of millions of Americans. Thanks for nothing, dems. Thanks for fucking nothing.
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