Oh sure, it’s a big honor to get the Nobel Peace Prize, but the banquet and the deejay are just as lame as any affair involving old white rich people wearing suits. Here’s Barack and Michelle, America’s top dancers, enjoying whatever is going on here, probably at about three in the afternoon, which is nighttime in Oslo anyways. That rave with Stephen Harper was so much more awesome. [White House Flickr]
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Caribbean Queen, well be sharing the same dream, and hearts they beat as one…no more love on the run…. By a Danish orchestra?
Who is Anderson Cooper dancing with there?
Naw. This is the world’s worst dance party…
http://images.broadwayworld.com/photos/XANADU21.jpg
He looks like he just met her and is trying to get her number.
[re=477828]Edywin[/re]: I would have figured them for a “Get Out of my Dreams (Get into My Car” group.
[re=477832]ManchuCandidate[/re]:
No, this is.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8610362188397291938#
Needs more A-Ha.
Is that just an unflattering dress, or is our first lady looking a tad — um — enceinte in that photo?
[re=477852]SayItWithWookies[/re]: are you suggesting the first lady is knocked up?
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4…
On the alt.text, that would still be OK as long as the DJ doesn’t play The Electric Slide; or even worse, The Chicken Dance. Two moments to dread at just about any white-people wedding with a DJ.
Oh my god…I’m having the absolute worst Sunday Night At Gramp’s House Lawrence Welk flashback in history…ahhhrrrrrgggg, please not the, “A one, a two…”….noooo.
It must have been really awkward with that large “No Negroes” symbol on the wall.
[re=477841]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: The fisting conga line at 1:21 is great.
Stephen Harper is laughing now but that chubby halfwit is going to be out of a job and back in Calgary, personally torturing Afghan detainees with his bare testicles, in less than half a year. Get used to these words: Prime Minister Jack Layton. Also for less than half a year. Canadians are more election crazy these days than Italians, but with uglier cars. Your aunt’s old Pacer lives in Ottawa.
He didn’t have time for lunch with the King, but he had time for THAT?
[re=477860]Gopherit[/re]: January 20th plus nine months plus about seven more weeks — the timing would certainly be right for a little après le bal hanky-panky.
You know, officially, Barry is 6′ 1 1/2″ and Michelle is like 5′ 11 and 31/32nds” or something–you tall gals know what I mean. But I think she could dunk on him, and give him a facial at the other end of the court.
[re=477864]JMP[/re]: Do they still do the Alley Cat too?
[re=477852]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Nah! I know bloat when I see it. It’s just too much dairy in Oslo. (As one who’s lactose intolerant, it’s happen to me, too, Michelle! It can be a bitch on an evening gown.)
[re=477848]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Or ABBA.
Sjæææl Tog!
Is that a NOBAMA insignia in the background? That’s just rude, Sweden! Er, Iceland. Wherever that is.
[re=477877]SayItWithWookies[/re]: She’s 46. She’s more likely to be menopausal than pregnant.
[re=477831]Gopherit[/re]: I’m not sure, but they appear to be wearing a men’s watch for some reason.
[re=477838]the lady MS. Sheila Dixon[/re]:
He ALWAYS looks at her like that. I swear to God, last night I thought he was going to throw her down on the ground and do her right there at Oprah’s feet.
[re=477838]the lady MS. Sheila Dixon[/re]: I think that is the sweetest thing about them. Barry still behaves like a first date puppy around the nice lady who could break the arms offa him if she got it in her mind to…
[re=477923]Cicada[/re]: Which doesn’t make it impossible. A 47-year-old friend of mine is perfectly horrified that she’s still fertile. I’d just advise her that flying on a plane after your water breaks can lead to Down syndrome.
[re=477913]WadISay[/re]: See that girl, watch that scene, diggin’ the dancing queen
[re=477841]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: You may spend eternity in a burning sulphur lake of fire for providing that link.
[re=477841]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Fiend! That was…abominable [retches]. Now I can’t get that tune out of my head.
Now, just imagine Tom DeLay there instead. (Awarded the Whore Prize.)
jack layton is a bigger knob than steive harper and i vote ndp.
god help me
I’m thinking ugly, ill-fiting dress. Yea, that’s the problem.
So is Michelle’s fashion consultant some schlub who got booted off Project Runway during the first week? Horizontal fur bands around the hips? Oy. That would cause Nina Garcia, Duchess and Heidi Klum to break out in hives.
It looks like it should go “beep beep beep” when she dances backwards.
/meow
[re=477841]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: You, my friend, knowq how to party.
[re=477979]Joshua Norton[/re]: I, for one, must admit to having impure thoughts about our first lady’s rear end.
The band was playing “I don’t want to set the world on fire”.
Michelle has a knack for picking some really unflattering shit. That’s like, the ultimate GOP elephant dress.
[re=477968]canadians for pussy[/re]: It’s a sorry state of affairs, isn’t it? I miss Alexa. Still, nothing could ever make me vote for Harper, not all the fostered prop kittens in the world.
[re=478124]Paul Tardy[/re]: No, the Band Played Waltzing Matilda.
[re=477978]pondscum[/re]: [re=478127]Violenza[/re]: If anyone ever doubted Barry’s straight, this proves it. A gay man wouldn’t let her out of the house in that outfit.
Needs moar Delay.
Bravo, Secret Service assholes. Orrin Hatch (right) grasps his instructions and vial of chloroform from his masters at the Bohemian Grove. http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/4177031953/in/photostream/
From hence on, our government is to be ruled by Barry’s Republican-appointed twin, J.C. Watts (Rudolf Rassendyll).
. At last we have our freedoms.
— Black Michael
I trust that I have been obscure.
[re=477841]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
[re=477832]ManchuCandidate[/re]: McCain celebration when Palin nominated as VP, with Meghan doing Billy Preston on keys.
“Who told them to mess with my …
Oh, now, who gave them the right
I wanna know
That song was personal
Whoa, I wrote it for you
It’s yours and mine
Yeah, yeah, oh, oh….”
Art.
[re=478148]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Srsly. I love her, but what the FUCK is she wearing?
The caption might have read:
President Barack “Fred Astaire” Obama: “Hey Michelle, I’m getting pretty good at this, aren’t I?
Michelle “Ginger Rogers” Obama (through gritted teeth): “Yes dear, you’re so light on my feet…”
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