• February 16, 2012

Human dildo and “lightning rod conservative” columnist Bill Kristol said “what Bill Kristol would say” on the Fox Sunday program this weekend: Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize speech is a clear indicator that he will stop being naive soon and finally bomb and destroy Iran and its people. In this same clip — in this same exact argument — he chides Barack Obama’s “shameful” lack of care for human rights, in Iran, during their election. The people want to be bombed! Bomb them with love & mortar! [Think Progress]

{ 35 comments }

Suds McKenzie December 14, 2009 at 3:34 pm

Oh cool, now we know he will NEVER bomb and invade Iran.

Jim Demintia December 14, 2009 at 3:35 pm

Nothing says “I care” like white phosphorus.

SayItWithWookies December 14, 2009 at 3:37 pm

Oh, how I’ve missed the soft bigotry of low expectations.

ManchuCandidate December 14, 2009 at 3:38 pm

Kristol Meh isn’t even trying anymore.

germansteel December 14, 2009 at 3:38 pm

Kristol and Lieberman stories on the same page of Wonkette. You guys really want to fuck me up, don’t you?

Come here a minute December 14, 2009 at 3:39 pm

Also lower their wages, for their own good.

V572625694 December 14, 2009 at 3:39 pm

[re=477770]Jim Demintia[/re]: A couple of B-52 loads of Mk-82 500-pounders are always appropriate too. When you care enough to send the very best….

queeraselvis v 2.0 December 14, 2009 at 3:39 pm

Is there a reason why someone hasn’t gone all Berlusconi on Billy Boy here? I mean, is a cement block upside the face too much to ask?

Katydid December 14, 2009 at 3:39 pm

Is it me or did Mara Liasson look like she wanted to throw up a little?

Gopherit December 14, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Kristol really wants to get his war on. Someone should hand him an M-4 and a few clips and wish his doughy-ass luck. He can take Lieberman with him.

Advocatus_Diaboli December 14, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Bill Kristol : Fox News [sic] Panel :: Trig : special classroom

Hopey dont play that game December 14, 2009 at 3:44 pm

This seems an appropriate time to remind all of you that nothing says “I love you” this holiday season like spraying the people you love with Napalm.

Lionel Hutz Esq. December 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm

Bill Kristol can only achieve orgasm if people are being bombed. He just assumes that is the same for everyone, so in his mind, he is just trying to bring joy to the world.

[re=477781]Katydid[/re]: The question is, why does Mara Liasson keep appearing on FOX? How much do you have to be paid to give up your self-respect like that?

JMP December 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm

Hey now, just look at how much our invasion has improved human rights for the Iraqi people! Particularly women, gay folk, and religious minorities. Oh, and especially the dead ones. Freedom!

Hopey dont play that game December 14, 2009 at 3:47 pm

For some reason that didn’t include a link reply to Jim Demintia. Word to you my good sir.

McDuff December 14, 2009 at 3:48 pm

Tonight only! Bill Kristol and the Love Bombs at the County Fairgrounds! 142nd best 80′s cover band this side of Tehran!

JMP December 14, 2009 at 3:49 pm

[re=477783]Gopherit[/re]: Can’t someone just get these two (along with the other neocons) a War of Warcraft account, so they can enact their violent fantasies in an actual fantasy world? Or Civ IV for those who prefer the strategic aspect.

progressiveinga December 14, 2009 at 3:50 pm

He’s really let himself go since City Slickers II: The Legend of Curlys Gold.

qwerty42 December 14, 2009 at 3:51 pm

Bill just wants a war with Iran. Is that so much to ask?

Extemporanus December 14, 2009 at 3:56 pm

To citizens of Nagasaki, a “Fat Man” means there’s mortar love.

dijetlo December 14, 2009 at 4:02 pm

It’s only the existence of Dick Cheney that allows us to fully appreciate what a worthless sewage bag of a human being Bill Krystol is. Without Dick, we’d be reduced to comparing him to Hannibal Lector or perhaps Adi Amin. Charles Krauthammer should be equally grateful that the angel of death has an opinion of Mr Cheny to similar most of Americans, now that I think of it…

Edywin December 14, 2009 at 4:07 pm

Why is it when I hear Kristol speak I think he should be in sequins at a piano with a candelabra?

thesheriffisnear December 14, 2009 at 4:18 pm

Breathlessly awaiting Kristol’s upcoming autobiography,GOING POGUE.

Texan Bulldoggette December 14, 2009 at 5:01 pm

Would Tiger loan out one of his bitches to invade Bill’s pants? He’d be a lot more mellow if he got laid every once in awhile.

Way Cool Larry December 14, 2009 at 5:04 pm

what better way to free people than release them from these earthly corporeal shackles?

Zadig December 14, 2009 at 5:10 pm

[re=477796]JMP[/re]: None of these games can get Mr. Kristol’s rocks off like Defcon can.

I mean, Jesus Jones, this is a creature that actually pines for the days of Mutually Assured Destruction.

Also, his secret identity as Always-Wrong Pundit Man makes him the only superhero that harbors an intense jealousy of Aquaman.

drpangloss December 14, 2009 at 5:43 pm

So insane saber rattling and calling Achmendinarjarb a doodiehead for the last 8 years was effective policy?

Bill Kristol, worlds biggest crap sandwich.

Potater December 14, 2009 at 6:07 pm

Dacryphilia gives Bill Kristol his morning wood.

mumblyjoe December 14, 2009 at 6:59 pm

[re=477791]JMP[/re]: Don’t forget the ones we tortured for no reason!

Paul Tardy December 14, 2009 at 7:23 pm

Turns out Iran is one if the countries that Hitler did not invade, so that means we can and still be ‘the good guys’.

Darkness December 14, 2009 at 7:41 pm

Human dildo and “lightning rod conservative” columnist Bill Kristol

Don’t forget “Ivy League Elitist”. The man bleeds crimson. Okay, well, we all do . . . but you get the point.

LowerdPeninsula December 15, 2009 at 1:23 am

[re=477825]dijetlo[/re]: “Adi Amin”

Adi Amin? Is that like the lover child from a queer-o-sexual Hitler and Amin mash-up?

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Well, a kiloton of prevention is worth a megaton of cure.

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