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Bill Kristol: [Something Something], So This Means We Can Invade Iran Now

Human dildo and “lightning rod conservative” columnist Bill Kristol said “what Bill Kristol would say” on the Fox Sunday program this weekend: Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize speech is a clear indicator that he will stop being naive soon and finally bomb and destroy Iran and its people. In this same clip — in this same exact argument — he chides Barack Obama’s “shameful” lack of care for human rights, in Iran, during their election. The people want to be bombed! Bomb them with love & mortar! [Think Progress]


3:31 PM on Mon December 14 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. Suds McKenzie says at 3:34 pm, December 14th, 2009

    Oh cool, now we know he will NEVER bomb and invade Iran.

  2. Jim Demintia says at 3:35 pm, December 14th, 2009

    Nothing says “I care” like white phosphorus.

  3. SayItWithWookies says at 3:37 pm, December 14th, 2009

    Oh, how I’ve missed the soft bigotry of low expectations.

  4. ManchuCandidate says at 3:38 pm, December 14th, 2009

    Kristol Meh isn’t even trying anymore.

  5. germansteel says at 3:38 pm, December 14th, 2009

    Kristol and Lieberman stories on the same page of Wonkette. You guys really want to fuck me up, don’t you?

  6. Come here a minute says at 3:39 pm, December 14th, 2009

    Also lower their wages, for their own good.

  7. V572625694 says at 3:39 pm, December 14th, 2009

    Jim Demintia: A couple of B-52 loads of Mk-82 500-pounders are always appropriate too. When you care enough to send the very best….

  8. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 3:39 pm, December 14th, 2009

    Is there a reason why someone hasn’t gone all Berlusconi on Billy Boy here? I mean, is a cement block upside the face too much to ask?

  9. Is it me or did Mara Liasson look like she wanted to throw up a little?

  10. Gopherit says at 3:41 pm, December 14th, 2009

    Kristol really wants to get his war on. Someone should hand him an M-4 and a few clips and wish his doughy-ass luck. He can take Lieberman with him.

  11. Advocatus_Diaboli says at 3:44 pm, December 14th, 2009

    Bill Kristol : Fox News [sic] Panel :: Trig : special classroom

  12. Hopey dont play that game says at 3:44 pm, December 14th, 2009

    This seems an appropriate time to remind all of you that nothing says “I love you” this holiday season like spraying the people you love with Napalm.

  13. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 3:45 pm, December 14th, 2009

    Bill Kristol can only achieve orgasm if people are being bombed. He just assumes that is the same for everyone, so in his mind, he is just trying to bring joy to the world.

    Katydid: The question is, why does Mara Liasson keep appearing on FOX? How much do you have to be paid to give up your self-respect like that?

  14. Hey now, just look at how much our invasion has improved human rights for the Iraqi people! Particularly women, gay folk, and religious minorities. Oh, and especially the dead ones. Freedom!

  15. Hopey dont play that game says at 3:47 pm, December 14th, 2009

    For some reason that didn’t include a link reply to Jim Demintia. Word to you my good sir.

  16. Tonight only! Bill Kristol and the Love Bombs at the County Fairgrounds! 142nd best 80’s cover band this side of Tehran!

  17. Gopherit: Can’t someone just get these two (along with the other neocons) a War of Warcraft account, so they can enact their violent fantasies in an actual fantasy world? Or Civ IV for those who prefer the strategic aspect.

  18. progressiveinga says at 3:50 pm, December 14th, 2009

    He’s really let himself go since City Slickers II: The Legend of Curlys Gold.

  19. qwerty42 says at 3:51 pm, December 14th, 2009

    Bill just wants a war with Iran. Is that so much to ask?

  20. Extemporanus says at 3:56 pm, December 14th, 2009

    To citizens of Nagasaki, a “Fat Man” means there’s mortar love.

  21. It’s only the existence of Dick Cheney that allows us to fully appreciate what a worthless sewage bag of a human being Bill Krystol is. Without Dick, we’d be reduced to comparing him to Hannibal Lector or perhaps Adi Amin. Charles Krauthammer should be equally grateful that the angel of death has an opinion of Mr Cheny to similar most of Americans, now that I think of it…

  22. Why is it when I hear Kristol speak I think he should be in sequins at a piano with a candelabra?

  23. thesheriffisnear says at 4:18 pm, December 14th, 2009

    Breathlessly awaiting Kristol’s upcoming autobiography,GOING POGUE.

  24. Texan Bulldoggette says at 5:01 pm, December 14th, 2009

    Would Tiger loan out one of his bitches to invade Bill’s pants? He’d be a lot more mellow if he got laid every once in awhile.

  25. Way Cool Larry says at 5:04 pm, December 14th, 2009

    what better way to free people than release them from these earthly corporeal shackles?

  26. JMP: None of these games can get Mr. Kristol’s rocks off like Defcon can.

    I mean, Jesus Jones, this is a creature that actually pines for the days of Mutually Assured Destruction.

    Also, his secret identity as Always-Wrong Pundit Man makes him the only superhero that harbors an intense jealousy of Aquaman.

  27. drpangloss says at 5:43 pm, December 14th, 2009

    So insane saber rattling and calling Achmendinarjarb a doodiehead for the last 8 years was effective policy?

    Bill Kristol, worlds biggest crap sandwich.

  28. Dacryphilia gives Bill Kristol his morning wood.

  29. mumblyjoe says at 6:59 pm, December 14th, 2009

    JMP: Don’t forget the ones we tortured for no reason!

  30. Paul Tardy says at 7:23 pm, December 14th, 2009

    Turns out Iran is one if the countries that Hitler did not invade, so that means we can and still be ‘the good guys’.

  31. Darkness says at 7:41 pm, December 14th, 2009

    Human dildo and “lightning rod conservative” columnist Bill Kristol

    Don’t forget “Ivy League Elitist”. The man bleeds crimson. Okay, well, we all do . . . but you get the point.

  32. LowerdPeninsula says at 1:23 am, December 15th, 2009

    dijetlo: “Adi Amin”

    Adi Amin? Is that like the lover child from a queer-o-sexual Hitler and Amin mash-up?

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