Today In Wacky Townhall Columns: A Very Important Discussion Of Africa

 Easy! Tiger Woods is ~45% black, while Barack Obama is 50% black. More of this talk, please!

There's one thing in the news, and then there's this other thing:

Yet for all the agony that Woods' actions have caused his God, wife, children, endorsement clients, and fans his actions pale in comparison to the merciless march the current administration is on to empower themselves, seek to increase the divide between the powerful and the needy, and in the end ruin the lives of families in America today.

Ha ha ha, "his God." Does he know that Tiger Woods is a Buddhist? "Their" God is Barack Obama. Seriously! Says so right there in the Bible.

 Why Obama is worse than Tiger [Townhall]