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Jim Newell is Wonkette's beloved Capitol Hill Typing Demon. He joined Wonkette.com in 2007, left for some other dumb job in 2010, and proudly returned in 2012 as our "Senior Editor at Large." He lives in Washington and also writes for things such as The Guardian, the Manchester paper of liberals.

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122 comments

  1. Red Zeppelin

    He seems to have his hands in totally different places with the women. MC Steele do love him some white wimmins!

  2. Electric Zen

    I love photos 3, 4, 5, where the young lady is getting progressively more creeped out and wondering, “Is this what it’s like to be Mrs. Steele?”

  3. SayItWithWookies

    [re=476541]Electric Zen[/re]: “Relax, honey — it’s not wrong if there’s an American flag in the room.”

  4. catsquatch

    This gallery amply demonstrates how far the RNC has fallen. There is not a single intern, of either gender, that I, even with my laughably low standards, would want to fuck. Even from behind.

  5. Snarkalicious

    I know you can’t see it here, but just off camera, there’s a copy of the Governator’s “How To Be Frisky With Female Coworkers and Things of This Nature”. Do to the relative lack of ass-grab in relation to grabasstickness displayed, I would put the chairman at about chapter 3.

  6. Aurelio

    If you go to the actual site, there are MORE PICS. And the last one is definitely child porn. Do not save it on your computer.

  7. Hamster

    [re=476541]Electric Zen[/re]: 3, 4, & 5… where is the rest of that series? I’ll bet she takes her shirt off in #6

  8. charlesdegoal

    I think the women are generally smiling more because they fantasize about his prowess, whereas the men are somewhat uncomfortable with his size, both actual and imagined. Even the token Negro seems ill at ease.

  9. Joehoya

    [re=476551]catsquatch[/re]: Not even that first blonde? I’d smash it. Your standards may be higher than you give yourself credit for.

  10. shadowMark

    Someday these photos will be known as “exhibits 1 through 9.”

    Does teh Wonkett have hug photos coming up, Ken snuggling Jim, Jim snuggling Riley, Sara snuggling Juli, Sara snuggling Juli…

  11. freakishlystrong

    What. The. Fuck. It’s happened. I hate Republics so much now that I can actually see it on them. Like taint.

  12. Terry

    [re=476524]Red Zeppelin[/re]:

    He’s obviously actually straight and not a closeted self hating gay man. That’s why he doesn’t get along with the mainstream GOP’ers.

  13. Mista Eko

    Michael Steele doing the Kawaii Asian Tourist pose? Given that they probably had a hand in GOP.com, are we sure that these RNC interns weren’t a group of very clever and very subtle trolls?

  14. Texan Bulldoggette

    I think he just wants to show that Tiger’s not the only brother than can get white chicks.

  15. RoscoePColtraine

    I always knew Michael Steele was “fresh”, as in “fly.” What’s the lingo the kids are using now?

  16. Terry

    #41 looks like every photo of a candidate and his wife, who gazed adoringly at him. ‘cept it’s a male intern.

  17. Lascauxcaveman

    [re=476546]Prommie[/re]: You’re nuts, man. Half those gals are eminently bangable. Especially that skinny one in the mint blouse and WTF white slacks, towards the very end. Yum.

  18. bloatedwhitetruck

    oh..oh…….I spotted a terrorist fist jab with a tard? And what ever happened to Christian side hugs, Mr. Groper ?

  19. timmy_the_tooth

    I love how the photographer was so smart about the javascript blocker for downloading his photos but then, you know, totally forgot that I can still print screen and then provides links to every photo in huge def.

    Typical GOP planning.

  20. Sharkey

    [re=476606]soundoff[/re]: This has to be some kind of CGI magic. That cannot be real life. It just can’t.

  21. Robotmonster

    Hey, off topic, but in some posts wingnuts will argue that Medicare has a higher denial rate than private insurers. I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation (or they’re lying) but I can’t track it down. Just wondering. Not trolling, honest!

  22. TGY

    [re=476620]Suds McKenzie[/re]: Yeah, basically. They are all infants. So young to be touched in the special place by the Republican party.

  23. SPROCKETBOY100

    That Michael Steele is gargantuan, or else they have been hiring very very tiny interns (like the blonde in the black dress in #6&7). My vote for the mint green girl!

  24. Hamster

    [re=476639]Extemporanus[/re]: Nope, there is nothing conservative about the ass on that one. Is she a butterface? …undecided.

  25. Darkness

    [re=476645]Voyou Charmant[/re]: He has a nice smile. You can’t fault someone for their ancestors working in obscure castle laboratories in south eastern Europe, you know.

  26. shadowMark

    [re=476642]Robotmonster[/re]:

    Dear Not Trolling ,Honest:

    Casual sex and computer games.
    Also Michael Steele. Maybe Herring.
    And if you remember it’s “with feathers”
    and not “in feathers” you won’t
    be bummed all weekend. The years
    18-24 are happening years so
    do the casual sex while you can,
    kidnap Meghan, rob banks,
    but don’t over do the Red Bull.

    Love,

    shadowMark

  27. Escape Goat Nation

    Ah yes, the, “Get a Photo With a Black Man” booth at the RNC Christmas Party.
    Keep the photo in your wallet or purse and show it to Libruls to prove you ain’t no racist.

  28. Lascauxcaveman

    [re=476626]Aurelio[/re]: Mint-girl is jailbait? Hmmmm. Come to think of it, you might be right. Republican AND not-yet-obese usually means they’re under 12, doesn’t it?

  29. Manos: Hands of Fate

    Wonkette wins the afternoon! Marc Ambinber credits Wonkette for exposing the world to these wonderfully goofy shots and confirms that yes, Democratic lawmakers are laughing their asses off.

  30. RoscoePColtraine

    [re=476662]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: “Is it true what they say? You know, about the blacks?”

  31. Jim89048

    I tried typing in the universal password (*********) (that’s trucknutz, morans) and still odellphotos.com still won’t let me view. My Friday is ruined.

  32. Prommie

    [re=476642]Robotmonster[/re]: Maybe because of gubmint efforts to prevent fraud? I.e., there are more attempts at fraud in medicare, so more claims are rightly denied when the fraud is detected?

  33. Flanders

    [re=476642]Robotmonster[/re]: Well, you’re looking in the wrong places, might be your problem. I’d head over to Redstate, Huffpo or Politico if you are looking for answers. Honest!

  34. catsquatch

    [re=476757]Flanders[/re]: If by “laid” you mean rammed up the pooper by a lantern jawed mountain slag wearing a strap-on mooslim christ-a-mas dildo why yes. I believe you’re correct.

  35. Flanders

    [re=476938]catsquatch[/re]: I just learned that particular act is called ‘pegging’. Thanks, wonkett!

  36. mookworthjwilson

    [re=476764]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: If you aren’t kidding, that’s actually Maryland Lt. Gov. Anthony Brown…

  37. WickedWitch

    Dear Jim. You have delivered the Witch a fantastic Xmas gift. The Witch is cackling with glee! Thank you Jeebus! I mean Jim. Love, the WW.

  38. S.Luggo

    Re: No. 5.
    Keep alert for the sexting.

    No. 7 sprouted three inches. A swift goose could do that to a modest young lady. Thank you, Mike Enzi.

    No. 9 is there on an Albero Gonzales fellowship. Notice the dustpan in his hand. Big tent, indeed. Andale. Arriba.

  39. Dolmance

    Before you needed to get a password to see Michael Steele’s Republican site, I was struck by the photos of the average Joe and Joettes depicted there. They all looked like they were born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

    Why do these people look so goddamn weird. I was looking at a picture of Sean Hannity and was struck with the way his eyes looked like they were grafted onto his face from a door mouse.

    Ugliest goddamn people on the planet. And I think it might have something to do with their political affiliations. They’re ugly and nondescript and they pissed off about it big time.

    Maybe if we offered them plastic surgery they’d lighten up a little. Pretty people tend to go Left… At least they usually. Unless they’re with some nasty sex partner that forces them to do otherwise.

  40. Aurelio

    [re=477103]Dolmance[/re]: Why do these people look so goddamn weird. I had the same reaction. With very few exceptions, those interns all looked like there was something wrong with them. Then again, I have days when everyone looks like that, including myself when I look in the mirror.

  41. thefrontpage

    A couple of serious questions:

    1. Who the hell in their right mind wants to get his or her picture taken with Michael “Asshole” Steele?

    2. Why does the RNC have interns?

    3. What do interns do at the RNC? Provide corrections and spin to the latest misinformation and ignorant comments from Steele?

    4. How many of these moron interns is the moron Steele sleeping with?

    5. Political Sex Scandals Betting Pool says the first political sex scandal involving Steele and an intern will occur in February or March, 2010. The scandal will have something to do with some of these idiotic pictures.

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