WHAT UP  1:10 pm December 11, 2009

It’s Michael Steele’s Christmas Present To The Internet

by Jim Newell

Look what a little birdie has discovered in a secret corner of the Internet: Michael Steele in various wacky poses with RNC interns. So hilarious, yet so copyrighted! Enjoy. UPDATE: Round Two. [Odell Photos]

 

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Red Zeppelin December 11, 2009 at 1:12 pm

He seems to have his hands in totally different places with the women. MC Steele do love him some white wimmins!

TGY December 11, 2009 at 1:14 pm

Needs more blingie. I’ll leave it to the rest of you.

AxmxZ December 11, 2009 at 1:15 pm

So that’s where all the white women are at.

memzilla December 11, 2009 at 1:16 pm

Hey, you know who else had a mustache and liked to pose with children?

pampl December 11, 2009 at 1:18 pm

Oh man, if his base sees these pictures of him touching their womenfolk, it’s gonna be trouble

Electric Zen December 11, 2009 at 1:18 pm

I love photos 3, 4, 5, where the young lady is getting progressively more creeped out and wondering, “Is this what it’s like to be Mrs. Steele?”

Disco December 11, 2009 at 1:20 pm

Photo eight. Men do not make funny poses together.

bluetom00 December 11, 2009 at 1:20 pm

Riddle me this: why are chubby blonde chicks _always_ Republicans? Like, across the board.

Prommie December 11, 2009 at 1:20 pm

I would hit the thin brunnette, and the blonde, and those only. Thank you.

SayItWithWookies December 11, 2009 at 1:21 pm

[re=476541]Electric Zen[/re]: “Relax, honey — it’s not wrong if there’s an American flag in the room.”

FamilyLost December 11, 2009 at 1:23 pm

Why is there an intern that seems to be the age of 7 and another that looks about 40?

catsquatch December 11, 2009 at 1:24 pm

This gallery amply demonstrates how far the RNC has fallen. There is not a single intern, of either gender, that I, even with my laughably low standards, would want to fuck. Even from behind.

Snarkalicious December 11, 2009 at 1:24 pm

I know you can’t see it here, but just off camera, there’s a copy of the Governator’s “How To Be Frisky With Female Coworkers and Things of This Nature”. Do to the relative lack of ass-grab in relation to grabasstickness displayed, I would put the chairman at about chapter 3.

slappypaddy December 11, 2009 at 1:25 pm

wow, he’s taller than all those people. i didn’t know he was so tall.

Aurelio December 11, 2009 at 1:26 pm

If you go to the actual site, there are MORE PICS. And the last one is definitely child porn. Do not save it on your computer.

Hamster December 11, 2009 at 1:26 pm

[re=476541]Electric Zen[/re]: 3, 4, & 5… where is the rest of that series? I’ll bet she takes her shirt off in #6

snideinplainsight December 11, 2009 at 1:27 pm

That’s just frightening. I have my nightmares lined up for the weekend now, thanks.

charlesdegoal December 11, 2009 at 1:28 pm

I think the women are generally smiling more because they fantasize about his prowess, whereas the men are somewhat uncomfortable with his size, both actual and imagined. Even the token Negro seems ill at ease.

P Drizzle December 11, 2009 at 1:29 pm

Hey, why’s that dark-skinned guy gotta hog every shot?

Monsieur Grumpe December 11, 2009 at 1:31 pm

It’s a toss up between photo 43 and 49 on most pathetic photo.

Joehoya December 11, 2009 at 1:31 pm

[re=476551]catsquatch[/re]: Not even that first blonde? I’d smash it. Your standards may be higher than you give yourself credit for.

shadowMark December 11, 2009 at 1:31 pm

Someday these photos will be known as “exhibits 1 through 9.”

Does teh Wonkett have hug photos coming up, Ken snuggling Jim, Jim snuggling Riley, Sara snuggling Juli, Sara snuggling Juli…

freakishlystrong December 11, 2009 at 1:32 pm

What. The. Fuck. It’s happened. I hate Republics so much now that I can actually see it on them. Like taint.

magic titty December 11, 2009 at 1:32 pm

He totally rubbed the bone against the brunette in the white shirt.

freakishlystrong December 11, 2009 at 1:34 pm

Ugh…the group, (grope?), shot at the end. So young and hip and fun those wingtards are!

Prommie December 11, 2009 at 1:34 pm

Hey, number 17, its Jaws, from the James Bond movie. For realz.

Jumping Jim December 11, 2009 at 1:35 pm

He’s a Republican politician.

The boys have more to be afeered.

Lascauxcaveman December 11, 2009 at 1:36 pm

Mike Steele gropes chubby white girls. Good for him.

But watch yo’ head! It’s O-Reo and TeaBag Ice! Chillin!

Terry December 11, 2009 at 1:37 pm

[re=476524]Red Zeppelin[/re]:

He’s obviously actually straight and not a closeted self hating gay man. That’s why he doesn’t get along with the mainstream GOP’ers.

Hamster December 11, 2009 at 1:37 pm

OH SHIT, fist bump in round 2!

Mista Eko December 11, 2009 at 1:38 pm

Michael Steele doing the Kawaii Asian Tourist pose? Given that they probably had a hand in GOP.com, are we sure that these RNC interns weren’t a group of very clever and very subtle trolls?

Terry December 11, 2009 at 1:39 pm

#16 features a terrorist fist bump between Steele and a hobbit.

Texan Bulldoggette December 11, 2009 at 1:40 pm

I think he just wants to show that Tiger’s not the only brother than can get white chicks.

RoscoePColtraine December 11, 2009 at 1:40 pm

I always knew Michael Steele was “fresh”, as in “fly.” What’s the lingo the kids are using now?

catsquatch December 11, 2009 at 1:41 pm

[re=476574]Joehoya[/re]: All the women suffer from a bad case of Mountain Face, endemic in Appalachia. Allright. Maybe from behind.
http://api.ning.com/files/8cS7MmZ6TxHKjlOcu3gqVDcPijW64MWqXREWP8jVGJXcnanJFnL3wO3R-4c7dVYwWDRPMWCnuHYvEFW3*KoIjUGC0umhjKEF/familybytentgrannylargewebview.jpghttp:/

queeraselvis v 2.0 December 11, 2009 at 1:41 pm

No pics of Michael Steele and some random dude doing the Kid ‘n Play? EPIC FAIL.

Crank Tango December 11, 2009 at 1:42 pm

[re=476574]Joehoya[/re]: yeah there are several I’d plow.

Terry December 11, 2009 at 1:42 pm

#41 looks like every photo of a candidate and his wife, who gazed adoringly at him. ‘cept it’s a male intern.

Marilyn December 11, 2009 at 1:43 pm

Cmon cmon cmon, we want wonkette editor MAD LIBs for these shots! Don’t deprive us, we love you.

vespula maculata December 11, 2009 at 1:43 pm

Now are you ready to stop complaining about all the Ambien ads on TV…?

Jerk Cade December 11, 2009 at 1:43 pm

Moo, baby! Moo!

and Steele could lose a little weight, too.

soundoff December 11, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Lascauxcaveman December 11, 2009 at 1:47 pm

[re=476546]Prommie[/re]: You’re nuts, man. Half those gals are eminently bangable. Especially that skinny one in the mint blouse and WTF white slacks, towards the very end. Yum.

bloatedwhitetruck December 11, 2009 at 1:48 pm

oh..oh…….I spotted a terrorist fist jab with a tard? And what ever happened to Christian side hugs, Mr. Groper ?

queeraselvis v 2.0 December 11, 2009 at 1:51 pm

Round Two, #34 and #35. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. Also.

Suds McKenzie December 11, 2009 at 1:52 pm

What children’s party was this?

Advocatus_Diaboli December 11, 2009 at 1:52 pm

I like number 15; that dude is the future of the GOP.

timmy_the_tooth December 11, 2009 at 1:54 pm

I love how the photographer was so smart about the javascript blocker for downloading his photos but then, you know, totally forgot that I can still print screen and then provides links to every photo in huge def.

Typical GOP planning.

Aurelio December 11, 2009 at 1:54 pm

[re=476615]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: That is JAIL BAIT.

catsquatch December 11, 2009 at 1:55 pm
proudgrampa December 11, 2009 at 1:56 pm

[re=476619]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: All those pics are gay. Jebus.

Rumproast December 11, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Sharkey December 11, 2009 at 1:58 pm

[re=476606]soundoff[/re]: This has to be some kind of CGI magic. That cannot be real life. It just can’t.

catsquatch December 11, 2009 at 2:00 pm

[re=476626]Aurelio[/re]: When she assumes her post-pubertal form she’ll look more like this.
http://www.odellphotos.com/gallery/9174046_iYe2c#612172593_8BGNM

Extemporanus December 11, 2009 at 2:00 pm

[re=476541]Electric Zen[/re]: [re=476557]Hamster[/re]: [re=476578]magic titty[/re]:

Ready…Set…ACTION!

Robotmonster December 11, 2009 at 2:02 pm

Hey, off topic, but in some posts wingnuts will argue that Medicare has a higher denial rate than private insurers. I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation (or they’re lying) but I can’t track it down. Just wondering. Not trolling, honest!

Uncle Glenny December 11, 2009 at 2:03 pm

[re=476628]catsquatch[/re]: Here:

linkee

Voyou Charmant December 11, 2009 at 2:04 pm

This guy looks like a stable young man, and no one should worry about him.

http://www.odellphotos.com/gallery/9174046_iYe2c#612176622_Dy8GZ

davesnothere December 11, 2009 at 2:05 pm

Sweet sufferin Jeebus, is that how they “roll”, over there?

TGY December 11, 2009 at 2:05 pm

[re=476620]Suds McKenzie[/re]: Yeah, basically. They are all infants. So young to be touched in the special place by the Republican party.

SPROCKETBOY100 December 11, 2009 at 2:07 pm

That Michael Steele is gargantuan, or else they have been hiring very very tiny interns (like the blonde in the black dress in #6&7). My vote for the mint green girl!

Extemporanus December 11, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Darkness December 11, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Hamster December 11, 2009 at 2:08 pm

[re=476639]Extemporanus[/re]: Nope, there is nothing conservative about the ass on that one. Is she a butterface? …undecided.

timmy_the_tooth December 11, 2009 at 2:08 pm

“Steele” in Love
after all these years!

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3404/steeleinlove.jpg

Darkness December 11, 2009 at 2:10 pm

[re=476645]Voyou Charmant[/re]: He has a nice smile. You can’t fault someone for their ancestors working in obscure castle laboratories in south eastern Europe, you know.

Ducksworthy December 11, 2009 at 2:11 pm

[re=476639]Extemporanus[/re]: Thank you for ruining my lunch.

catsquatch December 11, 2009 at 2:11 pm

[re=476644]Uncle Glenny[/re]: Thank G-d for you kids and your crazy html skills.

Clever_Sobriquet December 11, 2009 at 2:11 pm

[re=476540]pampl[/re]:Anybody got any lynch?

Clever_Sobriquet December 11, 2009 at 2:12 pm

[re=476554]slappypaddy[/re]: Today, we are all mental midgets

queeraselvis v 2.0 December 11, 2009 at 2:14 pm
problemwithcaring December 11, 2009 at 2:15 pm

[re=476616]bloatedwhitetruck[/re]: But, really is that Corky? Can we rule it out?

shadowMark December 11, 2009 at 2:15 pm

[re=476642]Robotmonster[/re]:

Dear Not Trolling ,Honest:

Casual sex and computer games.
Also Michael Steele. Maybe Herring.
And if you remember it’s “with feathers”
and not “in feathers” you won’t
be bummed all weekend. The years
18-24 are happening years so
do the casual sex while you can,
kidnap Meghan, rob banks,
but don’t over do the Red Bull.

Love,

shadowMark

Cheney Guevara December 11, 2009 at 2:17 pm

He stands closer to the girls.

Lionel Hutz Esq. December 11, 2009 at 2:17 pm

“Hey, babe, you know they call me the ‘Tiger Woods’ of politics.”

Escape Goat Nation December 11, 2009 at 2:18 pm

Ah yes, the, “Get a Photo With a Black Man” booth at the RNC Christmas Party.
Keep the photo in your wallet or purse and show it to Libruls to prove you ain’t no racist.

Gorillionaire December 11, 2009 at 2:18 pm

Man the Blacks On Blondes website has really gone downhill.

raysmuckles December 11, 2009 at 2:19 pm

FMA December 11, 2009 at 2:19 pm

[re=476639]Extemporanus[/re]: Jesus, that gave me a seizure. At least, I think it was a seizure…

finallyhappy December 11, 2009 at 2:20 pm

who is the little girl and the older white bald guy? and the crazy poses in some photos?

Lascauxcaveman December 11, 2009 at 2:21 pm

[re=476626]Aurelio[/re]: Mint-girl is jailbait? Hmmmm. Come to think of it, you might be right. Republican AND not-yet-obese usually means they’re under 12, doesn’t it?

raysmuckles December 11, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Hedley Lamar December 11, 2009 at 2:26 pm

Looks like he’s goin’ all Jeff Gannon on the menfolk.

Extemporanus December 11, 2009 at 2:28 pm

[re=476653]timmy_the_tooth[/re]: SO ADORABLE!

Here’s the “Chuck & Buck Suck & Fuck” in action.

Manos: Hands of Fate December 11, 2009 at 2:29 pm

Wonkette wins the afternoon! Marc Ambinber credits Wonkette for exposing the world to these wonderfully goofy shots and confirms that yes, Democratic lawmakers are laughing their asses off.

problemwithcaring December 11, 2009 at 2:30 pm

[re=476679]raysmuckles[/re]: Baby Jesus is smiling.

Activist Judicial Nominee December 11, 2009 at 2:31 pm
RoscoePColtraine December 11, 2009 at 2:31 pm

[re=476662]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: “Is it true what they say? You know, about the blacks?”

geebus12 December 11, 2009 at 2:37 pm

Some of these people are staffers who hopped in on the photo session.

raysmuckles December 11, 2009 at 2:38 pm

Is it any coincidence that Blingee is acting up at the moment?

WestEdEd December 11, 2009 at 2:40 pm

http://www.odellphotos.com/Recent-Jobs/RNC-Fall-Interns/10358213_dRYAM#716889209_LHpXL

Either that is the kind of all muffin tops, or she needs to rethink the money belt

timmy_the_tooth December 11, 2009 at 2:41 pm

[re=476682]Extemporanus[/re]: OMG, the ani-gif is priceless.

I actually laughed out loud

southerngeek December 11, 2009 at 2:42 pm

I’m gonna go ahead and take the rest of the day off, because it’s all downhill from here.

WestEdEd December 11, 2009 at 2:42 pm

http://www.odellphotos.com/Recent-Jobs/RNC-Fall-Interns/10358213_dRYAM#716889209_LHpXL

Either that is the king of all muffin tops, or she needs to rethink the money belt

Snork December 11, 2009 at 2:44 pm

Jerry Lewis called–he wants his *special* kids back.

snideinplainsight December 11, 2009 at 2:53 pm

Aaaaaand now you need a password. You people, you were just having too much fun!!

jmfleetwood December 11, 2009 at 2:54 pm

I got all the screen grabs I needed before the password protection. Anyone else?

Servo December 11, 2009 at 2:57 pm

Hey, kids! Get your picture taken with Mickey!

proudgrampa December 11, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Password protected now. Freakin’ hilarious!!!

Flanders December 11, 2009 at 3:10 pm

[re=476551]catsquatch[/re]: That’s probably why you’ve never ben laid.

Jim89048 December 11, 2009 at 3:11 pm

I tried typing in the universal password (*********) (that’s trucknutz, morans) and still odellphotos.com still won’t let me view. My Friday is ruined.

What Fresh Hell is This? December 11, 2009 at 3:13 pm

But he does have a great photo of an Obama impersonator doing a George Bush impersonation:
http://www.odellphotos.com/date/2009-01-01/2009-12-31#499373004_UuteE

Prommie December 11, 2009 at 3:14 pm

[re=476642]Robotmonster[/re]: Maybe because of gubmint efforts to prevent fraud? I.e., there are more attempts at fraud in medicare, so more claims are rightly denied when the fraud is detected?

Flanders December 11, 2009 at 3:15 pm

[re=476642]Robotmonster[/re]: Well, you’re looking in the wrong places, might be your problem. I’d head over to Redstate, Huffpo or Politico if you are looking for answers. Honest!

Prommie December 11, 2009 at 3:16 pm

[re=476644]Uncle Glenny[/re]: Thats Lyle Fucking Lovett’s family! Holy Shit!

S.Luggo December 11, 2009 at 3:20 pm

[re=476760]Jim89048[/re]: Try “grabass”.

teebob2000 December 11, 2009 at 3:22 pm

C’mon, who cached pages before they went black? Oops, sorry…

betterDeadThanRed December 11, 2009 at 3:32 pm

[re=476642]Robotmonster[/re]:

Not to be a troll but off topic, I think you’ve mistaken this a another blog:

http://www.parcbench.com/2009/12/11/stay-classy-wonkette/

S.Luggo December 11, 2009 at 3:40 pm

[re=476642]Robotmonster[/re]: See second comment on page: http://forums.starnewsonline.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/7341065438/m/2741089139

catsquatch December 11, 2009 at 5:21 pm

[re=476757]Flanders[/re]: If by “laid” you mean rammed up the pooper by a lantern jawed mountain slag wearing a strap-on mooslim christ-a-mas dildo why yes. I believe you’re correct.

Flanders December 11, 2009 at 8:18 pm

[re=476938]catsquatch[/re]: I just learned that particular act is called ‘pegging’. Thanks, wonkett!

catsquatch December 11, 2009 at 8:31 pm

[re=477014]Flanders[/re]: I love me some Dan Savage. This is one of my favorite essays of his from This American Life. In it he shreds Disney and “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody”.
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?sched=1241

mookworthjwilson December 11, 2009 at 8:44 pm

[re=476764]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: If you aren’t kidding, that’s actually Maryland Lt. Gov. Anthony Brown…

WickedWitch December 11, 2009 at 9:49 pm

Dear Jim. You have delivered the Witch a fantastic Xmas gift. The Witch is cackling with glee! Thank you Jeebus! I mean Jim. Love, the WW.

S.Luggo December 11, 2009 at 11:36 pm

Re: No. 5.
Keep alert for the sexting.

No. 7 sprouted three inches. A swift goose could do that to a modest young lady. Thank you, Mike Enzi.

No. 9 is there on an Albero Gonzales fellowship. Notice the dustpan in his hand. Big tent, indeed. Andale. Arriba.

new complexnegro December 12, 2009 at 1:32 am

Somebody has got jungle fever!!!

Dolmance December 12, 2009 at 7:49 am

Before you needed to get a password to see Michael Steele’s Republican site, I was struck by the photos of the average Joe and Joettes depicted there. They all looked like they were born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why do these people look so goddamn weird. I was looking at a picture of Sean Hannity and was struck with the way his eyes looked like they were grafted onto his face from a door mouse.

Ugliest goddamn people on the planet. And I think it might have something to do with their political affiliations. They’re ugly and nondescript and they pissed off about it big time.

Maybe if we offered them plastic surgery they’d lighten up a little. Pretty people tend to go Left… At least they usually. Unless they’re with some nasty sex partner that forces them to do otherwise.

Aurelio December 12, 2009 at 11:36 am

[re=477103]Dolmance[/re]: Why do these people look so goddamn weird. I had the same reaction. With very few exceptions, those interns all looked like there was something wrong with them. Then again, I have days when everyone looks like that, including myself when I look in the mirror.

leaveskoalrebelalone December 12, 2009 at 2:36 pm

where do you get the password…from steele? what a schmuck!

Flanders December 12, 2009 at 3:27 pm

[re=477017]catsquatch[/re]: Hey, thanks for that! I listened to it this morning. Well done.

wickedlittledoll December 12, 2009 at 7:41 pm

Password’s probably off-the-hook or hip-hop since Mr. Steele’s so down with the youth culture and all…
http://democralypsenow.com/holy-cow-on-the-tracks-wacky-rnc-chairman-michael-steeles-the-show/

thefrontpage December 14, 2009 at 12:42 pm

A couple of serious questions:

1. Who the hell in their right mind wants to get his or her picture taken with Michael “Asshole” Steele?

2. Why does the RNC have interns?

3. What do interns do at the RNC? Provide corrections and spin to the latest misinformation and ignorant comments from Steele?

4. How many of these moron interns is the moron Steele sleeping with?

5. Political Sex Scandals Betting Pool says the first political sex scandal involving Steele and an intern will occur in February or March, 2010. The scandal will have something to do with some of these idiotic pictures.

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