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White House Horror: Attack Of the Helmet Heads

by Sara K. Smith  9:45 am December 11, 2009

BRAINS ... NEED FRESH BRAINSIt’s your Friday Funny Flickr Foto! This installment features two first ladies with identical round head-hats, one made of metallic cloth and one made of human hair. SYMMETRY! [Official White House Flickr Feed]

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Larry McAwful December 11, 2009 at 9:47 am

Who’s the babe with the silver head?

TGY December 11, 2009 at 9:51 am

I think I know who’d win in a Texas Deathmatch.

Fox News Light December 11, 2009 at 9:52 am

whoa..am I racist for laughing now? or am I just intolerant of other relgions? Oh no, next thing you know I will be joining a Tea Party or two.

Monsieur Grumpe December 11, 2009 at 9:52 am

Is that aluminum foil? Sexy no?

Monsieur Grumpe December 11, 2009 at 9:55 am

Why am I craving Jiffy Pop?

ForTheTurnstiles December 11, 2009 at 9:55 am

Yee-ikes. All the Turkish women I know are really, really attractive. In the sense of being sexy and well-dressed. Therefore, this foil-hatter is not Turkish, but is instead… Turnipish?

jetjaguar December 11, 2009 at 9:56 am

Why aren’t they worried about that chandelier that’s on fire? Maybe it’s part of the ritual…

Naked Bunny with a Whip December 11, 2009 at 9:58 am

Proof that Obama is negotiating with cybernetic terrorists.

hunter.blatherer December 11, 2009 at 9:58 am

Is Princess Sparkle Pony back, then?

Buzz Feedback December 11, 2009 at 9:58 am

Maybe she’s got an actual turkey under that thing.

blogslut December 11, 2009 at 9:59 am

Why is scarf lady wearing a Nazi uniform? Why is her helmet not pointy? Is she a victim of Michelle-Obama-Style-Mixin’ FAIL?

dum librul December 11, 2009 at 10:02 am

Why did Michelle’s sylist give her a Biden?

proudgrampa December 11, 2009 at 10:05 am

Alt-txt is freakin’ hilarious!

Mr Blifil December 11, 2009 at 10:06 am

Lemme guess. They’re discussing arms reduction.

Radiotherapy December 11, 2009 at 10:08 am

I wonder where the Goth kids are?

magic titty December 11, 2009 at 10:16 am

Spy vs. Spy

Gopherit December 11, 2009 at 10:25 am

OMG! Natural Born MUSLINS!!! IN THE WHITE HOUSE! WE R DOOMED!!!!1!!!

rocktonsammy December 11, 2009 at 10:28 am

Yellow walls and orange flowers, looks like a scene from “Foxy Brown.”

Humpback December 11, 2009 at 10:29 am

Mars Attacks!

Flanders December 11, 2009 at 10:30 am

Uh, Sara? We LIKE Michele around here. NICE MOVE, DICKFACE!

Terry December 11, 2009 at 10:30 am

That room looks like one of those orange cream popcicles melted over everything.

Hedley Lamar December 11, 2009 at 10:30 am

I’d love to see some helmet to helmet hits.

Texan Bulldoggette December 11, 2009 at 10:38 am

Why does this remind me of Lt. Uhura talking with some alien chick whom Capt. Kirk would later totally do?

Johnny Zhivago December 11, 2009 at 10:40 am

Great, Obama is replacing the paintings of US Presidents with cheesy looking pictures of chandeliers.

AnnieGetYourFun December 11, 2009 at 10:49 am

I iwsh I could do that with my hair. The back of my head is flat, and that would make me look almost normal.

Lascauxcaveman December 11, 2009 at 10:54 am

[re=476288]Flanders[/re]: Your right of course, we do like Michelle here. But it’s still funny when chicks get catty about each other’s fashion gaffes, so it plays here.

Michelle does give up plenty to work with; lovely as she is.

Flanders December 11, 2009 at 11:05 am

[re=476333]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: oh ok, as long as it’s chick-on-chick snark, and not casting aspersions on FLOTUS. I mean, chick-on-chick is the hawt, after all.

hockeymom December 11, 2009 at 11:13 am

[re=476328]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Blame your parents. Clearly they made you lie on your back in the crib all day long.

AnnieGetYourFun December 11, 2009 at 11:15 am

[re=476351]hockeymom[/re]: Seriously, it’s so bad, you’d think I was reared in a Chinese orphanage.

the problem child December 11, 2009 at 11:17 am

The mantle clock is regrettable. I like the rest of the room though.

Come here a minute December 11, 2009 at 11:35 am

One is a muslin terrist, the other is prime minister of Turkey.

Sharkey December 11, 2009 at 11:39 am

Princess Leia is rolling in her grave.

SayItWithWookies December 11, 2009 at 11:49 am

“Michelle Obama and Ermine Erdogan share a joke telepathically at the expense of the White House photographe.”

BlueStateLibtard December 11, 2009 at 12:00 pm

Boo, I hate comments about women’s hair, and I like Michelle.

Lascauxcaveman December 11, 2009 at 12:05 pm

[re=476357]the problem child[/re]: The mantle clock is regrettable. I like the rest of the room though.

As a woodworker, I’m digging the incredibly delicate legs on that nifty little side table. And as a hetero dude, the more robust legs on that Amazonian First Lady.

proudgrampa December 11, 2009 at 12:32 pm

[re=476384]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I love you, Wookies!

Zorg December 11, 2009 at 12:46 pm

Wow! I ordered the same type of red marble with fossil inclusions that is on the two side tables in the foreground for my own dining room commode! On the other hand, the wife of the Turkish leader dressing like an Anatolian peasant grandma who’s won the lottery makes me think Turkey is giving up on its 80 year-old experiment with secular government and joining the Islamist nutcase bandwagon. For which, we can in part thank Uncle Dick and his sidekick, Incurious George.

JSparks December 11, 2009 at 2:10 pm

Looks like Yoda and Chewbacca

Extemporanus December 11, 2009 at 3:41 pm

[re=476280]magic titty[/re]: Yes!

Or should I say, “نعم”!

schvitzatura December 11, 2009 at 8:49 pm

Bumpit! FLOTUS…make your doo look like General Ursus’s helmet from POTA!

LowerdPeninsula December 12, 2009 at 12:45 am

[re=476384]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “photographe”? That’s awfully…French of you, Wookies. Awfully French, indeed…I’m reporting you to authorities so they can take you to one of those FEMA death…er…”reducation” camps, comrade.

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