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It’s like they read my mind.
When did he start wearing that blond rug?
He’s too much of a dork for a sex scandal anyone gives a shit about, or wants to even envision for a split second. Blah, wrinkly.
When did Jerry Springer stop using Olay Regenerist?
Sex scandals, hmmmm….which one is juicier: Max Baucus or Tiger Woods? I’m so torn…
1) It must make you introspective when Meghan calls you “unbelievable:”
Sen Max Baucus is such an unbelievable tool
2) COPY EDITORS NEED VACATIONS TOO Editors have the sads today: Nielsen sells journals, closes Editor & Publisher
The ‘Max Baucus’ is when you cry after masturbating.
The ‘Chuck Grassley’ is when a hooker laughs at your erection.
And in other shitty-Senators-from-Montana news, Conrad Burns had hisself a stroke. Pussy.
Kinda looks like Letterman, and we know David Letterman would never have an affair.
[re=476001]shadowMark[/re]: Is it wrong of me to want to donkey punch her wallpaper? Repeatedly, and with great fervor, even?
Mac Baucus couldn’t be in a sex scandal unless some sort of rope were involved. Only a detoxing crack whore could look at that puss and think “hawt sex”.
Tiger probably banged Max’s girlfriend, too.
The only scandal would be if someone wanted to have sex with him. Holy shit, where would there self-esteem be?
Doesn’t “Green Balloons” guy prove that NO ONE [R] is too much of a dork for a sex scandal?
He’s dorkier than:
Duke Cunningham? Really?
Porter Goss? Really?
Jimmy Baker? Really?
Ted Haggard? Really?
Who was that old hick from Ohio who wound up in the reflecting pond with a stripper back in the 70′s? He was pretty dorky too. He wore Tortise Shell glasses before they were ironically hip.
Even huge dorks can have sex scandals — but it helps if you don’t looks like some sort of giant melting frog.
‘Baucus’ is a better safe word than ‘Diarrhea.’
[re=476023]bobwurst[/re]: You may be referring to the Stone Age Terry Sanford, Cong. Wilbur Mills, who enjoyed the company of stripper “Fanne Fox,” actually Annabelle Battistella of Argentina, whom Wilbur met while hiking on the Appalachian Trail or maybe drinking in Washington. Wilbur, a Harvard law grad, was chairman of Ways and Means and considered THE expert on the US tax code, but he quit Congress after some pretty spectacular scenes with Fanne (and her husband!) to dry out and get sober. Wilbur was from Bill Clinton’s state, Arkansas, which has sent us some pretty colorful characters over the years, not from the Wonder Bread State of Ohio. Once sober, Wilbur worked with other drunks and founded a treatment center that I believe is still in business. Wilbur paid the price, but I used to gig at the old Cellar Door and knew the pack of cougars that hung out down the street at a bar where they specialized in bagging big boys from The Hill. It was nice of ol’ Wilbur to bite the bullet and save the reputations of many other committee chairmen. Otherwise that movie might have been “Charlie Wilson’s Whore.”
[re=476023]bobwurst[/re]: That old hick was from Arkansas, thank you very much. His name was Wilbur Mills and there is a rehab clinic named in his honor just a few miles from my house. They have a room reserved for me.
[re=476041]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: Show off.
No one should add a link to the above picture to Baucus’ wikipedia entry, say, at about footnote 56. It would be wrong.
http://famousdc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/picture-7.jpeg
Maybe FOX News has a captioning school…, or has developed software that now everyone uses for captioning? But, then, wouldn’t it have said “Sen. Max Baucus is too much of a dork for a sex scandal?”
Ah, Wilbur Mills, THOSE were the days, those guys were men, not like these diaper-wearing, mensroom stalking pervs today. Now get my teeth, dammit.
An acquaintance of mine once ran into his congressman in a bar/brothel in Bangkok. I don’t think it was Baucus. But there’s no reason why lots of our congress-critters couldn’t be satisfying their vile lusts in Thailand, Philippines, and (worst of all) Cambodia. It takes about 14 hours to fly across the Pacific, and with some preparation, jet lag can be avoided.
Then, of course, there’s Rush Limbaugh’s happy hunting ground, Dominican Republic. It is much closer.
I would expect that sex-tourism and congressmen go together like ham and eggs.
Hey, folks, don’t forget my personal fave, congressman Wayne Hays, whose mistress/secretary ratted him out after he neglected to invite her to his wedding.
Good times, 19-swingin’-76!
I don’t think that face could weather another sexual encounter, let alone a scandal.
Men who wear other men’s faces like a saggy mask usually are usually way, way beyond sex scandals.
Looks like he’s got a mouth full of bull semen.
Yes, this man is a tool. Case in point, he named his only son Xeno. No; really, guys. Xeno.
While it’s true that nature’s stern barriers offer a strong deterrent, it’s also true that many people get horny sniffing power.
Considering such stiff competition, I now understand why I never had more luck with teh ladies.
just goes to show ya, if you’re a bigshot politician, you don’t need to be beautiful to get some action
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