CUT ALL TACKSIES. Well, not yet. BUT Judd Gregg and Kent Conrad are so concerned that Congress does not have the willpower to make the tough decisions required to rein in insane long-term budget deficits that they have created this: the “Bipartisan Fiscal Task Force.” Mmm, smells efficient, tastes effective! (EVERYONE MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY LIKE SPAIN OR PALAU RIGHT NOW.)
The BFTF released this press release from its radioactive headquarters on the planet Neptune:
Importantly, the task force would ensure a bipartisan outcome. Broad bipartisan agreement would be required to move anything forward. Fourteen of the 18 Task Force members would have to agree to report the recommendations. And final passage would require supermajorities in both the Senate and House.
“Our Bipartisan Fiscal Task Force is designed to get results,” said Conrad and Gregg.
Oh ho ho! The Bipartisan Fiscal Task Force, kickin’ ass and takin’ names and fuckin’ those deficits in the butt. Instead of simply having a regular committee come up with solutions and pass them through majority votes, we will now have a Magical Deficit Bipartisanship Committee From Hell pass recommendations requiring 78% of committee votes and 60% of Senate votes, on tough votes, that will make all of their constituents hate all of them.
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BIPARTISAN FISCAL TASK FORCE FUCK YEAH NO DEFICITS SOON 8======|)~~~~
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The “Boy Fucking Totally Foundation”? What does that have to do with Republicans?
Your ASCII wang is bigger than mine.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Bisexual Fecal Tiger Fuck?
So much bipartisanship, I think I heard David Broder orgasm all the way from Philly.
I keep forgetting that Kent Conrad is a Democrat.
Hey, that’s the same plan that the Royal Navy used to speed up the Bismarck.
Because this approach worked for California so well, they want to try it on the rest of us. Those who can’t remember current history are doomed to repeat it.
I get the feeling Judd is throwing out all his wild ideas now, before his retirement kicks in and he becomes completely irrelevant.
I do believe there is a penis in this post.
Man, I loved “The Bipartisan Fiscal Task Force” when it was on TV on the 70′s. Didn’t it star Robert Conrad, Greg Evigan, Susan Dey, and Carol Channing?
[re=475878]JMP[/re]: Batten down your tannenbaum!
You’re about to be hit by a hot, dry, dusty blast of antique semen-scented air!
HURRY!
[re=475877]Suds McKenzie[/re]: Bromantic Fecal Tongued Felchers?
Jim draws peen the way I dream peen.
Can’t they just fuck around with college football like the House is?
[re=475897]magic titty[/re]: Then he needs to draw one for Hairy Reed.
The ButtFuck sounds like a great idea, assuming our Secret Plan to Erase the National Debt is a capital gains tax cut, or bombing Cambodia. Anything Lieberman could support.
The logic is impeccable: We can’t get even five people to agree that the sky is blue, so we’ll come up with something so wonderful that everyone will be forced to support it, which is… uhhh…uhhhh…er…
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Well, there’s just plain old repudiating our national debt by telling all creditors (china, little old ladies in pasadena, me) that we’re just screwed. Aside from that, can’t think of anyting.
Yes, PLEASE let the Republicans help Obama with the deficits, they were so much help to Bill Clinton, they just loved the guy. They can’t stop giving him credit for that surplus. “We will not put that surplus in your silly lock box we will give it back to the taxpayers, and those who pay more tax get even more than the surplus.” “Hey, what happened to the surplus?”
haha. demanding bipartisanship to try and control the majority. It will work, too. Yay for the spineless dems.
The dumbfucks! United! Will never be defeated!
Step 1: Cut taxes.
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: PROFIT!!!
This will totally work, because Judd Gregg is an awesomely bi-partisan guy. Right?
If only someone would suggest getting rid of “fraud, waste and abuse,” we would see those nasty deficits disappear faster than a fatburger on a plate in front of Rush Limbaugh.
I got nothin’ except Gregg is a pencil dick.
Trying to be relevant, are they? LOL. Losers.
Y’know…take about 30 years and a little gym time off that photo, and you’ve got the makings of a guy who could really beat the fuck out of his roofied girlfriend.
Just sayin.
Or the GOP could accept that they lost multiple elections and stop obstructing everything just for the sake of obstruction. Although I realise that is not as fun as being an adult.
[re=475885]madtowngooner[/re]: Yeah, let’s apply that formula to Congress! In fact, let’s make it so that no action can be taken in the entire legislature unless it’s completely unanimous! That will make things happen so much faster- faster does mean ‘not at all’, right?
You know, I once thought our ‘representatives’ couldn’t get their heads any farther up their asses. Congress: Killing you a little bit every time we do anything.
A “tank force,” you say? Smells subversive; tastes treasonous, no?
Ah! TASK force. lol Tank force sounds more sexierer, and more violenterer.
We could also do the, you know, democratic thing and let the party that received the majority of votes and seats pass a budget. Just sayin’.
BFTF = Best Friends Totes ForEVAR
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