- Who says a Christmas tree is incapable of being kosher? The Jerusalem Rabbinate, that’s who. [Matt Yglesias]
- Mike Enzi gives the Senate health care bill a big fat F because when he asks for 3,000 pages double-spaced in 12 point Times New Roman, he is not looking for 2,074 pages in Helvetica. That’s an incomplete assignment. [Think Progress]
- Save the SEALs from being bludgeoned to death by Robert Gates and other cruel poachers! Please sign the petition. [RedState]
- Sarah Palin deploys the Royal We in a super secret sexy nipple-hardening note to Michele Bachmann. [TPM]
- Andrew Sullivan’s swimsuit calendar/coffee table book has sold out! And the War on Christmas continues. [The Daily Dish]
RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS
December 10, 2009
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Palin signed Bachmann’s book, with this personalization: “Michele, we love you.”
“we” == Sarah and Levi
Sarah, three groups are permitted use of the Royal We: pregnant women, royalty, and schizophrenics. Which one are you?
In other news, Michele Bachmann distances herself from “crazy” Sarah Palin.
“Strong, stalwart, virile men write to Sarah and Michele: “We love you both.”…uh, who want to start in on THAT comment?
Mike Enzi just gave me an aneurysm. I hope my insurance covers it!
I’m sure when Sarah says “we”, she means her twins which she would like to lovingly press against Michele’s twins.
[re=476024]rocktonsammy[/re]: Crazy is as crazy does, son. Coals to Newcastle, also.
Enzi should try Enzyteâ„¢, the once-daily tablet for natural male enhancement!
[re=476020]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Considering it’s Sarah the Human Tribble, the answer should be obvious.
So Mike Enzi wants to bring us back to page-gate. This shit never ends, I’m telling you.
If Enzi really wants to read it he should ask for it in 12 pt Ariel…it is a much easier read and also more modern to use. Times New Roman is so typewriter aged.
Redstate has people signing a petition? Shouldn’t they be sending Gates herring or baby penguins to eat?
Man, that RedState link is lively as a funeral…3 comments, one of which is a duplicate and the other of which is calling the petition idiotic.
To killjoy rabbis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cP8RzHHhVI
If Christmas trees are not kosher, then what will Jews eat during Hanukkah?
They should instead do their typical mailing thingy and send the Pentagon these:
http://www.amazon.com/First-Years-Secure-Pressure-Gate/dp/B001P4451U/ref=sr_1_37?ie=UTF8&s=baby-products&qid=1260487947&sr=1-37
CAUSE GATES IS BEING A REAL BIG BABY!
Or this because he has the same last name as the world’s richest man, which is fine because it’s class warfare to say bad things about the rich.
http://www.amazon.com/us-dollar-pretend-play-money/dp/B002OCPIFO/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=baby-products&qid=1260488023&sr=1-2
Sarah Palin deploys the Royal We in a super secret sexy nipple-hardening note to Michele Bachmann.
________
We are not aroused.
[/queenly voice]
Q: What do Tiger Woods and SEALs have in common?
A: They both get beat by Norwegians with clubs! And then the SEALs shoot the Norweigans in the face with silenced Heckler & Kock MP5Ks!
What?
Not the right kind of SEALs?
Really?
Never mind.
The reasons Christian imagery may be inappropriate in Jerusalem is because it attracts right-wing Catholic and Evangelical tourists who like to revisit the city the played host to the Crusader armies 1000 years ago, who took great delight in slaughtering every single Jew and Muslim they could get their hands on as punishment for being… Jewish or Muslim, then pillaging as many artifacts from the country as they could carry when they were forced to flee.
[re=476020]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: And editors with tapeworms.
[re=476107]Cleopatra Schwartz[/re]: Actually, it was worse than that.
“It was on this day in 1095 that Pope Urban II, while on a speaking tour in France, called for the first Crusade to recapture Jerusalem from the Turks. There was no imminent threat. Muslims had occupied Jerusalem for hundreds of years. But Urban II had noticed that Europe was becoming an increasingly violent place, with low-level knights killing each other over their land rights, and he thought that he could bring peace to the Christian world by directing all that violence against an outside enemy. So he made up stories of how Turks in Jerusalem were torturing and killing Christians, and anyone who was willing to join the fight against them would go to heaven.
“About 100,000 men from France, Germany, and Italy answered the call, formed into several large groups, and marched across Asia Minor to the Middle East. Nearly half of them died from exhaustion and sickness before they ever reached their destination. They began sacking cities along the way, and they fought among each other for the spoils of each battle. When they reached the trading city of Antioch, they killed almost everyone, including the Christians who lived there. By the time they got to Jerusalem, it had recently fallen into the hands of Egyptians, who were friendly with the Vatican. But the crusaders attacked anyway, killing every Muslim they could find. The Jews in the city gathered in the temple, and the crusaders set it on fire.
“Pope Urban II died two weeks later, never hearing the news.”
- The Writer’s Almanac, November 27, 2009
PS: In Gov’Nor Palin’s case, it’s the “Royal Wii.”
Oh, Jesus H. Christ, Sarah Palin said that she enjoyed Obama’s speech, since he clearly took it from her book.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/12/10/palin-on-obama-speech-i-liked-what-he-said/
Make the bad woman stop. *sob*
[re=476142]PerhapsSo[/re]: “I thumbed through my book quickly this morning to say ‘Wow! That really sounded familiar.’ because I talked in book too about the fallen nature of man…”
Sarah “wrote” about the fallen nature of man (R)(TM) and now that is Sarah’s fucking concept and any assholes who try to get metaphysical with her fucking concept are going to get a lawyer letter telling them to back the hell up!
[re=476142]PerhapsSo[/re]: It’s going to be a cold winter so maybe Sarah and Todd and Bristol will get caught outside on a cold Alaska night and Todd and Bristol will have to open up Sarah like a Tauntaun to huddle inside for warmth.
Let’s see, the only Christians in Israel are Brown(er) people. Coincidence? This isn’t for the tourists…
BTW, just noticed how huge Bachmann’s ears and mouth are. She looks like a bat or horse or pig, or armadilla’ er somethin’.
[re=476193]LowerdPeninsula[/re]: Damn, you’re right. she could be Bat Boy’s sister/mother!
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