Obama Accepts His Peace Prize, Which Is A Thing People Have Serious Opinions About!
The President of the United States went to Norway to accept his Nobel Peace Prize. This is the most controversial thing that has ever happened. [ New York Times ]
Meet our nation's next hated thing: it is "Ginnie Mae," the absolutely terrifying-sounding Government National Mortgage Association. [ Washington Post ]
Defense Secretary Robert Gates is currently touring Iraq and Afghanistan. Death Cab for Cutie is opening. [ AP ]
Midwest Friends, you are, at this very moment, submerged in 12 ft. or so of snow, yes? [ CNN ]
Five American men were arrested in Pakistan yesterday for (alleged!) terrorism-related future-misdeeds. [ Times Online ]
Obama's new plan for a $200 billion getting-everyone-a-new-job bill is the most despised thing Obama has suggested since the last thing Obama suggested. [ WSJ ]