Buy John Edwards' Slave's Book!

Look what's up for pre-sale, everybody: the memoir from John Edwards' famous ex-slave, Andrew Young, about how he would blow and grundle-pump ol' Haircut every morning for years, only to be rewarded with an order to claim the fatherhood of John Edwards' bastard child. Hey, publisher's website? We think you have the wrong Andrew Young here, in your bio. If you thought you were gettingthatAndrew Young to write a book, well then, ha ha ha, oh man... don't shoot the messenger! [ Macmillan ]