Boehner Introduces GOP's Annual 'Recognizing Christmas' Constituent Porn

Vulgar leather smoking jacket John Boehner does not believe in Congress WASTING ITS TIME on meaningless resolutions, and so it makes sense that he has now introduced the most meaningful House Resolution of the current Congress: H.R. 951, the resolution to save Christmas from the Jews, Atheists, Aliens, and other Democrats and Nobamas.

Whereas Christmas is a national holiday celebrated on December 25; and

Whereas the Framers intended that the First Amendment of the Constitution, in prohibiting the establishment of religion, would not prohibit any mention of religion or reference to God in civic dialog: Now, therefore, be it

Resolved, That the House of Representatives--

(1) recognizes the importance of the symbols and traditions of Christmas;

(2) strongly disapproves of attempts to ban references to Christmas; and

(3) expresses support for the use of these symbols and traditions by those who celebrate Christmas.

Now here we are mocking this, but some Republican has introduced this piece of crap every year since John Gibson of Fox News invented the War on Christmas in order to sell books, and every year it is probably the most important piece of annual legislation for 20 percent of the country. It is why they even bother voting! Maybe.

 House GOP is pro-Christmas [Washington Monthly]