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Sweet Senatorial songbird Orrin Hatch has written the lyrics to another song! This time it is not about the Mormon God or even the Liberal God (Ted Kennedy) but rather the Jewish God, who locked His people in a dark barn for eight days in celebration of the very first Fake Christmas. The point is, Orrin Hatch is basically Mozart, but a Mozart who writes lyrics and cares about Jews. [Tablet Magazine]

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