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ROBERT GIBBS IS SO FUCKING MEAN: “‘If I was a heart patient and Gallup was my EKG, I’d visit my doctor,’ Gibbs told reporters in his morning gaggle. Gibbs said the swing in the poll could be duplicated by a ‘six-year-old with a crayon’ and said he doesn’t put a lot of stake in the daily poll and ‘never have.'” Heh… heh? Way to make a six-year-old cry, asshole. Gallup’s furious mother has written a letter to the principal, which is boring. [TPM, Gallup]

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