Meet this Bill Kelly person, a Republican candidate for Illinois comptroller! Look at all the Jagermeister- and regret-based beverages that Bill Kelly consumes before harassing three (3) blond women, one (1) misbegotten Eagle Scout, and countless (∞) others. 69 body shots off Wonkette operative “Andrew L.” [YouTube]

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