Congress’ #1 asshole, Rep. Steve King, made his first trip to a non-Iowa/DC place on Earth this weekend: Afghanistan. Whoa hey didn’t anyone tell him there was an insane war going on there?? So dangerous. On this four-day “facting-finding” mission, he learned all sorts of crazy facts, too: the President of this particular Muzziestan is named “Muhammed Karzai,” and he is a human! [Media Matters]
ADULT EDUCATION
December 7, 2009
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I thought all Muslims were named Hussein. Oh, wait.
Meh. I liked The Stand much better.
Hey, they’re all just a bunch of Muhammed Six-Packs over there. In those countries. Where they don’t drink six packs. Like we do here. In America.
Why is it that everyone named Steven King is a master of horrors?
Great. He probably picked up some nifty ideas about women’s rights from his encounters with the Taliban that he’ll try to implement.
My B0Ok RprT on AfgHansiTAN
by S. kiNg
Afghansitan is a land of many contrasts. Did you know they are a different KIND of arab muslin? Their major exports are terror (yikes!), drugs (blech!), and inspiration for easily discredited Republican talking points. In summary, predator drones are pretty cool.
Does this mean he is not a racist?
Well done, Muhsteve MuhQueenKing.
Iowa. They’re so nice there. When they get your name wrong, they come over within a day or two with a nice casserole or something. I’m sure it’s all going to be just fine.
Naw, he just wanted to star in a remake of “The Man Who Would be King” about a US Americun Congress toad who decides to rule an anarchical place called Afghan-stan full of people all named Moh.
Momo Karzai. I remember him well. Sold smack at Porte de Clignancourt back in the days. So now he’s the president of Afghanistan? Lucky for him, could have ended up in jail.
Steve King does not have worry about being labeled worldly.
I believe there are those who would disagree that King is the #1 Asshole in Congress.
There are many who aspire to the throne.
Now it is all PC to get people’s names right. Here’s the only name I need to know: Jesus Christ. Do you think Jesus is worried about me mis-speaking some guy’s name. Damn right he’s not. He is worried about why the country he founded has walked so far down the dark path of socialism.
He just wanted to get away from Iowa now that the gays are getting married there, and visit those countries whose treatment of homosexuals he can approve. Next stop: Uganda.
All those turbanos look/sounda like.
Hey, hey! Like Steve Kind, this guy knows they’re all named Muhammed, speak Spanish, and watch porn on airplanes before hijacking them, unless some kick-ass Texans are on board.
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/12/tedd_petruna_i_thwarted_muslim_hijackers_on_airtra.php?ref=fpb
Sioux City is such a toilet. And represented by such a bucket of sewage in Congress!
I’m waiting for the movie, “Moehammed, Al Larry, and Kurzai Go Around the World in a Daze.”
I think Hamid is actually a derivation of Muhammed…just as “Rep. Steve King” is a derivation of “cumbucket.”
[re=473277]Hopey dont play that game[/re]: Only elitists know the correct names of foreign leaders.
[re=473268]JooJoo Bee[/re]: You’re thinking of Dubuque. For Sioux City, see [re=473291]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: above.
Poor guy is being misquoted, he said, “Meh, Hamid Karzai.”
[re=473265]SmutBoffin[/re]: Between that and Palin’s Surprise Buttsecks O-Face off to the left, I just about lost my shit.
Still, I have to say, is it really fair to call him the #1 asshole? I mean, On any given day that can be taken up by a complete roster of Republican assholes and also, too, Max Baucus.
We really needs ta do sumptin bout edukashun in dis country. When guys who say they went ta college kin git sooooo much wrong — ‘specially since they jus got back from visitin’–we must need gooder teachers for these people so the US don’ ax ‘n talk like fools.
Hey, we’re just lucky he didn’t say Muhammed Karbomb.
All Latinos are named Jose and all Chinese are named Chong — I see no error here.
[re=473285]McDuff[/re]: That’s a pretty funny version of the classic “Wingnut Is Full of Shit” story.
Hamed, Muhammed, honestly what’s the dif?
If he had any cajoones, he would have shown a cartoon of Muhammed.
Rep. King later stated that his Karzai malaprop was in no way intended to make diplomacy more difficult for President Bollocks Alabama.
[re=473275]Hedley Lamar[/re]: Many do aspire, but he’s been the frontrunner for years now, my friend.
Mubarak Obama is also on his list.
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