Former Mississippi Congressman Chip Pickering, an ex-C-Streeter who cheated on his wife relentlessly in that house until declining to run again in last year’s elections — to spend more time with his divorce papers — is getting violent at sports games. Again. But this wasn’t simply some Mexican or another in the Congressional Baseball Game crowd. This was the coach of the team playing Pickering’s son’s team, in soccer. Why does Chip Pickering force his child to play the gayer of the two Fall athletic options?
JACKSON, Miss. — Police are investigating a fight between a former Mississippi congressman and a youth-league soccer coach after a weekend game.
Madison Police Sgt. Robert Sanders says Chip Pickering, a Republican who served 12 years in the U.S. House, was accused of attacking coach Chris Hester on Sunday. Sanders says Pickering also filed an affidavit accusing Hester of hitting him.
Hester, who claims he was wearing a neck brace at the time, says Pickering yelled at him as he was leaving. Hester says that Pickering pulled him from his vehicle, and that spectators had to separate the two.
Hester coaches the team that played Pickering’s son’s team.
Good lord. Inject both of them with AIDS and ship them to Uganda.
Chip Pickering Accused of Attaching Soccer Coach [AP]
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Things haven’t been quite the same for Chip since he appeared on Borat.
I’m sure he’s a racist.
Andy Bernard goes nuts again. I pity the youth soccer coach that hides his cell phone in the ceiling.
To be fair, Pickering was just trying to make this American kids’ soccer game more like the European and South American pro games, by adding the random violence in the stands. And hey, it is the only possible way for something interesting to happen at a soccer game.
Stupid Americans can’t tell the difference between rugby and soccer.
Every time I’ve tried to comment today, I’ve found it dificult due to the ‘Levi is giving her The Shocker lower in this shot’ picture of SP to the left. I keep imagining him in ass-less scrubs. It’s fucking horrible, and now I can’t even take a proper shot at Chip Pickering.
DAMM YOU WONKETT!!!
He needs to stop being such an athletic supporter.
Is there anyone out there named Chip who isn’t a total asshole? I’m still looking.
In the future, I recommend you use this graphic for all stories about Chip Pickering:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S4ebFhTPnS0/RfstgHnmqYI/AAAAAAAAAOA/PCPv9_WfC5U/s200/chipcropped.jpg
Maybe that stupid ass-backward fuckwater of a town should hire Rudy Gu911ani to secure their little soccer matches.
Don’t Ban Hammer me Jim, but the AP story says the dude Chip pushed around was the other team’s coach, not the coach of his son’s team.
Everyone needs an editor, even editors.
Assuming that the son in question is male, Field Hockey would arguably be gayer, except for how they whack the shit out of each other with those sticks, and the lower back pain, but hot damn on the way to soccer practice in high school you’d just stop at their practice field and stare and leer and drool and the plaid skirts and who the fuck is this chip asshole?
He’s got a permanent “chip” on his shoulder, on account of his name. Who wouldn’t?
Baseball and Soccer down, two more sports and Chip can “hit” for the cycle.
It’s understandable. He’s just mad at Obama’s policies and needs to let off steam until he gets his cunt tree back. The soccer coach with the neck brace probably took him out for a beer (“highway rest stop session”) after apologizing.
[re=473212]McDuff[/re]: Oh thank you I misread that. (I don’t banhammer people for pointing basic errors out!) (Unless it’s late on a Friday and I want to die.)
This incident shows progress for the Republican party. At least he did not attack one of the players.
I’m ashamed. We make fun of Sarah but she’s been a hockey mom since the Pleistocene Era and she’s never gotten into a fist fight with a coach. Doesn’t she watch high school girls play basketball, too? Again, no fist fights.
I blame the spirit of Invictus!
This peon soccer coach has obviously never been asked to attend a meeting of “the Family” (as if some nobody in a neck brace would be worthy of something like that), other wise he’d have realized that the normal rules do no apply to “Men of Power”. If a “man of power” like Chip Puckering wants to beat your plebeian ass, just suck it up and take your ass whuppin, neck brace!
It’s been hard enough on Chip, what with his ex’s divorce attorney rudely pointed out that sticking it in anything that doesn’t keep moving constitutes “adultery”, even if the Chipper is a “Made Man”, as it were. Then most of his constituents failed to appreciate just how super special Lord Puckering is and took away his job. Then his boy, who is also a member of the secret master race, looses at soccer because this nobody put in a bunch of “better players” (like that should have anything to do with it!).
What I can’t get over is the soccer coach defending himself and actually laying his hands on a member of the Family, a “man of power”. Some people just don’t know their place!
He looks like a bully.
[re=473210]Larry McAwful[/re]: Chip Taylor, the guy who wrote “Wild Thing”. However, his half-brother, Jon Voight is a certified sphincter.
[re=473231]bitchincamaro[/re]: Okay, there’s one. And you’re right about Jon Voigt. Are you sure “Jon” isn’t just a nickname for “Chip,” though?
[re=473211]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: Would you please stop beating around the bush and come out and say how you REALLY feel about Madison, Mississippi?
[re=473208]Snarkalicious[/re]: You think you’ve got troubles? At least you don’t have to be imagining HER in ass-less scrubs.
[re=473213]KilgoreTrout_XL[/re]:
“Assuming that the son in question is male”
That tends to be a fairly safe assumption.
Normally the police would ignore such a matter, but this is Mississippi, where fistfights among sober people are strictly illegal. Also, that picture of Pickering makes him look like he’s his own cousin.
[re=473235]chaste everywhere[/re]: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! MY BRAAAAAAIIIINNNZ!!1!!!1
[re=473210]Larry McAwful[/re]: Not sure about people named Chip but has there ever been a finer example of cutting edge yet family friendly television entertainment than CHiPs? That’s what I thought.
Okay, seriously, why the hell is it all these Republicans look like they stare at kiddie porn on their work computers. Come on! Look at that guy and tell me he doesn’t. You can’t can you?
As for punching a coach, that’s not the important bit. The important bit is him trying to point the finger at the coach to justify it. Once a pseudo-victimized bullying asshole Republican, always a pseudo-victimized bullying asshole Republican. For once I want to see one of these guys say, “Look, no one’s done a thing to me. I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, and no one’s bothered to take it out since. So when I act like I’m an asshole, it’s because I am an asshole.”
Just once, something like that.
Wasn’t daddy denied a Bush I appointment to fed judiciary on grounds of rampant racism and shitbaggery?
Chip Pickering sounds like one of those fake newscasters Mr. Show used to come up with, like Brick Sprickly or Jazz Witherspoon.
Let me guess: He’s a Kappa Alpha (google). Nope, Sigma Chi at Ole Miss, which is basically the same thing (legacy, of course).
[re=473223]shadowMark[/re]: No fist fights for Not-the-governor Palin? Give her some alcohol and put her in a room with Rosie O’Donnell.
[re=473228]dijetlo[/re]: Good point! No one who needs a neck brace would be eligible for the master race. I doubt if this crowd would even qualify a certain vegetarian housepainter.
[re=473250]I_KILL_ZOMBIES_ALSO[/re]: Be fair. He only looks at kiddie porn when he’s not preparing his speech for the next Zig Ziglar “Get Motivated” business seminar.
[re=473221]mollymcguire[/re]: or try to seduce one of the players?
Hey, yelling, hitting and pulling is not my idea of foreplay, but if that’s what turns their cranks, I say let ‘em be.
I was going to say that Chip Pickering, through his resignation, is responsible for the greatest pornstache in Congress, but it turns out that Travis Childers represents a different district. Pickering’s replacement, Gregg Harper, does not have a mustache of any kind.
Stupid Chip Pickering can’t do anything right.
Apparently, neighbors on Capitol Hill used to have to call the police repeatedly because those fun guys at the C Street house would play soccer in the backyard and then get in fights and then wrestle each other and then jump into one of those small baby pools filled with jello. This happened every weekend.
Give them Aids and send them to Uganda? I don’t think that’s funny, sorry.
[re=473281]Jukesgrrl[/re]: Oh, well, that’s all right then. Never mind, I feel TOTALLY safe letting my daughters hang out with him now.
[re=473238]Terry[/re]: It’s his kid Nose Pickering.
Chippo has five sons, at least one by his soon to be ex-wife Nit Pickering. She purdee: http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/06mtbCIa8Q4KX/610x.jpg
Chip Pickering
Chip Pickering
Chip chip cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when
I stomp all over you
You asswipe crip
Never talk to my kid that way
Never!
[re=473313]thefrontpage[/re]: those fun guys at the C Street house would play soccer in the backyard and then get in fights and then wrestle each other and then jump into one of those small baby pools filled with jello. This happened every weekend.
Pictures or STFU.
No, on second thought, I rather enjoyed my lunch and wish not to lose it.
In other Boy Scouts Gone Wild news:
“Meet the Jetton, Meet the Jetton”
http://stlouis.bizjournals.com/stlouis/stories/2009/12/07/daily14.html
[re=473323]DeeSee[/re]: Ok, ok… no AIDS. But repressed homos… LOOK AT THAT FACE!!!
[re=473283]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: Rod Jetton?
Maybe Chip was angry because he thought the coach was “cheating”… Get it… cheating…
Hey, at least he didn’t start sucking the guys dick, like we would have expected in a story like this.
[re=473210]Larry McAwful[/re]: Chip Hilton – book character, all American boy
Chip is a ho off the ol block!
“Chip Pickering Accused of Attaching Soccer Coach”
Did no one see this? Attaching? Sounds painful. Oh, and oh so sexual. Also. Tambien.
I predict Chip Pickering will be Governor of Mississippi by 2012. Because Mississippi unfailingly elects total raving assholes.
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