Why Not Just Put Idi Amin Back In Charge, While They're At It?

Your Wonkette's total hatred for all forms of cable news has been well established by this point, but that Rachel Maddow, goodness, she is one hot potato sometimes! This Ugandan Anti-Homosexuality bill and its estuaries of sadness should be a MASSIVE story on the front page of every real news thing out there! (Below Tiger Woods though, duh.)

America's secret adulterous Congressional Jesus group "The Family" goes over with George W. Bush's help to befriend and convert the Ugandan government, who then burn all condoms, and now decide to kill or imprison every gay or HIV-infected person, while megapastors like Rick Warren and U.S. legislators who gave the Ugandan leadership these noble thoughts now refuse to do jack shit about it. John Ensign, Sam Brownback and Jim Inhofe will not say awordabout what their new friends the Ugandan nutjobs are doing.

It's amazing that Rick Warren has built this sunny reputation in the mainstream as the "new evangelical," the nice one, who wants to fix AIDS and stuff, when he and his small group of powerful friends are almost fully responsible for blowing the lid off of the problem in Uganda. THEY ARE JUST CONDOMS. LET PEOPLE WEAR THE CONDOMS. JESUS DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT. People c'mon!

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