White Mayor Of Some Suburb Has Several Theories Regarding Barack Obama

Oh goodie, it's another edition of "minor Southern political figures typing on the Internet about Barack Obama." The thick head of hair over here, Mayor Russell Wiseman of Memphis suburb Arlington, got all hot and bothered on his Facebook the other night during the death speech: "Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch 'The Charlie Brown Christmas Special' and our muslim president is there, what a load.....try to convince me that wasn't done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation (sic) about it....w...hen the answer should simply be 'yes'...." But what is more Christian an act than re-declaring Holy War on the Mohammeds again forever? [ Memphis Commercial Appeal ]