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Sarah Palin is now a birther! Her make-believe campaign against Barack Obama will now focus on his Kenyan-Communist Birth Certificate, because Andrew Sullivan wants to seeTrig'spaperwork. [ Ben Smith ]
White House dinner crasher/perpetual bore Michaele Salahi also pretended to be a ... hang on, looking it up again ... yes, a retired Washington Redskins cheerleader. [ Washington Post ]
And three Secret Service agents are "on leave" for letting these people almost potentially kill the president. [ USA Today ]
The government could launch a massive federal jobs program, just like FDR did during thatotherGreat Depression, but instead Barack Obama had some kind of "jobs summit." [ New York Times ]
Congratulations, America, on your 23rd consecutive month of job losses. [ Marketwatch ]
Authorities poisoned a river in Chicago, hoping an invasive-species Asian Carp would be killed off along with everything else. [ Reuters ]