Hey look some dumb wingnut got the AOL and is going to “convert liberals.” To what? Nobody knows! Just read this email today and, uh, every day. If not, this ‘tard is going to try to shut off your power, maybe even your water. Be careful!
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AOL is still around?
I drove a Convertaliberal once, it sucked…
Really, an AOL account, really??? I’m thinking this might be Shorts.
Last I checked, facts, truth, and common sense were as foreign to Republicans as black people.
But I don’t want to cheat on my spouse, lose 50 points from my IQ and believe Jesus had a pet dinosaur.
[re=471648]Valentin1982[/re]: “most stylish and avantgarde…tracksuit”
By devoutly praying to Jeebus, getting a Sam’s Club membership, and finding a good wife, I successfully converted from being a dumb librul. I still like fucking men, though! But that’s my problem. And Vitter’s.
Step away from the keyboard device contraption. And fuck you very much, [re=471648]Valentin1982[/re].
I really want to believe that a 12 yr old boys ass is yummy, but I don’t.
The average teabagger wingnut doesn’t even have a passing acquaintance with “facts, truth, and common sense”.
[re=471655]Valentin1982[/re]: Tits and GTFO.
[re=471648]Valentin1982[/re]: Billy…Billy Mays, is that you?
[re=471656]Potater[/re]: “and beautifully gift”!
[re=471648]Valentin1982[/re]: come SHOPPING bar!
Thanks, but I much prefer to do my cum shopping at home. Also.
[re=471648]Valentin1982[/re]: come SHOPPING bar!
Thank you, but I much prefer to do my cum shopping at home. Also.
[re=471648]Valentin1982[/re]: wut?
This is merely a tepid and toothless response to our “Fuck With a Right Winger’s Head Day”. We are not impressed.
Great! I want to be a quitter, a bitter, and a Vitter.
Just as long as they don’t convert me into a Catholic priest.
Oh, and slightly OT, but apropos of morons clogging up the Intertubez…
Facts, truth and common sense? Worked for me. These things converted me to liberal ages ago, so maybe this AOL person is onto something.
[re=471676]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Urgh. Fuck you, Valentin1982, for making me double post.
So, uhhhh… when does that actually happen – the converting bit? Did it start already? Is it happening right now? I honestly don’t feel any different. How do I know? Geez, that’s kind of a little … eerie. Weird. Now I’m going to feel a little off all day long.
Hm, since conservatives do not value freedom, but are actively opposed to it; and always ignore the facts, truth and common sense in favor of crazy myths; I call bullshit on Mr. AOL.
Still, fitting that the second comment on a spam email post is itself spam; how meta.
I’m pretty sure this guy cant be converted to a “top.”
Sooooooo…the majority of the country are dirty, hippie libruls? When did we give the wingnuts the right to vilify that word, btw?
Ken, how about you? Converted yet? Fear of the public option? Contempt for due process? Anything? Just a twinge?
I wish to be bribed with meth and tawdry truckstop buttsex before I convert. Your offer of a doublewide, a paper hat and no health insurance just isn’t doing it for me.
yes, convert me, so that i, too, can wait around in a rotting trailer for some rich douchebag to deign give me a job – while he raids pension accounts, opens factories in china-stan, buys politicians, and takes off to the virgin islands with my mom and his secretary.
oops. i have said too much.
anyway, just count me as not being converted yet. (you shouldn’t have tried to force me to take riding lessons, dad. you know i hate horses.)
although trickle-down seems like it could work for me. ’cause, you know, rich people are trustworthy. and they could make me rich, too.
also.
The AOL turdsack, Andrew Lawrence, does have an impressive sales number on Amazon, though: Amazon.com Sales Rank: #3,698,359 in Books
Watch out Sarah with an H!
Waterboarding is so much easier. The Baptists have been using this method since recorded history began–really!
We call it bobbing for Baptists. You hold anyone’s head under water long enough and they’ll come to see things your way.
Wow, so it’s anti-Jeebus to interrupt a COMMERCIAL TV PROGRAM to allow our Preznit to tell us how he pkans to win a war against the “folks” who killed 3,000 people on September 11? One of two wars started by Xtian darling GWB that have already taken — um, how many tens of thousands of lives, if you don’t count noncombatants?
[re=471696]freakishlystrong[/re]: When we came to the conclusion it’s wrong to yell at the retarded.
We’re paying for our inaction today.
I can top that….
http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2009/dec/04/mayor-fires-at-obama-online/
[re=471655]Valentin1982[/re]: Tracksuit w ect
This is the part that makes it art, really. Or maybe it’s where the Babelfish translator threw up it’s cybernetic hands and gave up….
[re=471647]TGY[/re]:
I slept on a Castro Convertaliberal once, but it reeked of cigar smoke.
We have idiots down here, too:
http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2009/dec/04/mayor-fires-at-obama-online/
“Oh, you’re hear to convert me. I see.
“I’m not particularly interested in Jesus or Sarah Palin, but perhaps you might like to discuss your relationship with our Lord and Master Satan … here’s a small tract with burnt edges I’ve prepared just for you…”
I been livin’ on grain alcohol and rain water for a long time now. You ain’t taking my power away! Suck it, goobers!
How can you author a conservative book AND, value freedom and opportunity this country offers?
“We will take away their power…” They’re cute when they’re threatened.
[re=471655]Valentin1982[/re]: I’m staring at you through your window right now and wondering how you can still send out all this spam while you’re having relations with that chicken. It would probably distract the hell out of me, but then again I’m not a keylogging chickenfucker.
[re=471711]Memphis050505[/re]: He seems like a very nice man. Is he aware, btw, that A Charlie Brown Christmas is available on DVD, iTunes, and as a mod to Grand Theft Auto? So he can sit his family down any old time he likes, no matter what the muslin is rambling on about. In fact he can sit them on my face.
[re=471711]Memphis050505[/re]: Great (or clinically depressed) minds think alike, yes?
Exactly how does this “author” propose to pay for all those lobotomies without a national health care plan and higher taxes?
[re=471711]Memphis050505[/re]: You’re a tad behind, dear. See [re=471685]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]:
To be totally honest I thought the article was referring to Arlington, Texas, but apparently Arlington, Tennessee, is to Memphis what Grand Rapids is to the entire state of Michigan. Here in Nashville we just have…everything surrounding Nashville.
Do I have to have a couple of front teeth pulled?
What is he gonna do with his 1000 free hours runs out?
[re=471709]JooJoo Bee[/re]: Are you on the right website?
[re=471685]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: [[hat tip]]
[re=471648]Valentin1982[/re]: Greetings.
I sent a proposal to you some times ago, did you receive it? This is a proposal concerning my inheritance I will be very grateful if you can help me to retrieve the valuables and secure in good place, so that you can invest it in a good business venture in your country. I will send you all the related and vital documents and a copy my international passport for your clarification and confirmation.
Isn’t the impact of having a single day for your cause diminished if it happens “every day?”
Get A BRAIN MORANS!
It appears that the writer, Andrew Lawrence, believes that all liberals are members of Congress. The rest of us are safe.
Here is a link to Mr. Lawrence’s magnum opiate:
http://www.amazon.com/Glimmers-Hope-future-America-now-2020/dp/1442164409/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259941063&sr=1-1
Perhaps wonketteers will want to “review” his book.
1) Berate, insult and threaten
2) ???
3) PERSUASION!
I don’t think there’s enough neoprene suits and dildos in the country to convert every liberal, but I guess we’ll see.
Hey, it worked! I read that message and *poof!* – converted immediately from liberal to devout communist.
[re=471736]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: I’m currently looking for cheap Viagra or Cialis, along with a way to make money by refinancing my home now. Do you think Valentin might have any of those?
[re=471727]WadISay[/re]: Nah. The mandatory meth habit will take care of that for you.
[re=471722]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Well, based on your handle, I should have known! Thankyaveramuch.
I’m convinced. Now I see the error of my ways, that in order for a healthcare system to provide value it is necessary for some people to be denied care and driven into bankruptcy, to prevent rationing. I feel a new urge to abolish all regulations on commerce, safety, and pollution. Let’s allow corporations to set up their own regulatory bodies, then people who want regulations can decide for themselves through the free market. I want a snowbilly in office now. Someone who can split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs. Lower taxes to support our troops. Also.
[re=471725]Potater[/re]: At least everything surrounding Nashville isn’t flat!!
Ken, you misspeled moran in the title.
[re=471655]Valentin1982[/re]: Show us your hooters and we will considerate it.
[re=471752]vladster[/re]: Hooters is out. Bodacious Ta ta’s are in.
I like how reviewer #1, marglas, has only reviewed three books altogether, each one an Andrew Lawrence title. Each one five-starred! What a mind-boggling coincidence.
[re=471653]Potater[/re]: Yes. They wouldn’t know a fact if it crawled up their collective asses, died, and festered there. As far as common sense goes, well, there’s Caribou Barbie, and the turkeys. also. And seeing Russia. Yup, those wingnuts have the common sense cornered.
Hey, you can’t convert me until you pry my latte and my stainless steel water bottle from the cupholder of my Prius.
Main Entry: sophomoric
Synonyms: amateur, amateurish, half-assed, half-baked, half-cocked, immature, schoolboyish, schoolgirlish, shallow, superficial
adjective: amateurish
1. lacking professional skill or expertise
“a very amateurish job”
Sorry, Wonketteers, I’m just too tired this morning to do more than cut and paste my opinion of this asshole.
I wonder what language Valentin’s spam was in before s/he had Google convert it to English?
[re=471741]bureaucrap[/re]: Apparently the “author was professionally trained to forecast the financial, economic and political future of America” — I know this because the two reviews of the piece of crap both mention that. So he’s some sort of conservative astrologer. And after peeking into his oeuvre, he also writes like an eight-year-old.
AOL. That’s all you need to know.
[re=471741]bureaucrap[/re]: The cover of his book is a screenshot of a Macintosh screensaver.
Seriously. It’s the one that I use here at work.
[re=471741]bureaucrap[/re]: that shit is NINETY EIGHT PAGES LONG. Who is he, Leo fucking Tolstoy? Nobody’s going to read that much, not even “marglas,” so it’s a good thing he put a mid-90s screen saver on the cover.
[re=471765]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Well, he says he’s living “happily” in L.A. So maybe he should just stay happy and STFU.
It’s a good thing that we liberals can’t be beaten/converted by the sheer crushing stoopidity of conservatives. We’d be up a fucking creek.
[re=471722]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: [re=471749]Memphis050505[/re]: Stop it guys! Here I am reading Wonkette for the larfs and you gotta kill the buzz by posting links to Memphis (area*) stupidity!
(* Memphis doesn’t claim this Arlington mayor shithead! Who the fuck even is he??!)
[re=471758]DangerousLiberal[/re]: Ah, but the common sense, it is fighting back, and hopes to be liberated and restored to its rightful place next on the left side of the noodly appendage of the great flying spaghetti monster.
[re=471741]bureaucrap[/re]: just did!
[re=471768]loquaciousmusic[/re]: alright, you beat me to it. But I didn’t know you worked in 1996.
It’s probably inevitable that I’ll be converted, since he makes such a convincing argument, not to mention the stylish AOL email address. But I do want to be assured I won’t have to do the wetsuit-dildo-restraints thing. Do you only have to go that route if you’re wingnut clergy?
Well, based on my previous work in the book world, i’m gonna guess it’s a pay-for-publish deal and that this guy’s trying to convert liberals to the wonder of Quixtar.
Some of us are too lazy to change our email from AOL that we’ve had since the 90′s. (hangs head in shame)
Here’s an excerpt of a review of one of Andrew Lawrence’s other books:
Andrew, like Ernest Hemingway, uses just enough words to tell the story (or, in this case, the stories).
Wow. Someone just compared the author of that e-mail to Ernest Hemingway. I shall make several other comparisons, for satirical purposes only:
1) Andrew, like Ernest Hemingway, is fat.
2) Andrew, like Ernest Hemingway, is a drunk.
3) Andrew, like Ernest Hemingway, supports Fidel Castro’s regime in Cuba.
4) Andrew, like Ernest Hemingway, shot his fat, drunk, communist ass dead with a shotgun.
[re=471765]SayItWithWookies[/re]: SayIt, you DID notice that that comment is posted by Andrew Lawrence, the author of that shit, didn’t you?
Convert (the Liberals) to what? To God-praising pedophile hypocrites, of course. They want us to become just like the Republicans, don’t they?
My very close friend Wallaby Trucknads tried to leave a comment on his book on Amazon, but since Wallaby has never bought a book he was not allowed to comment. I’ve suggested that he buy Going Rogue, Albert Speer’s autobiography, a personal hygiene guide, or Glimmers of Hope so that he can post helpful reviews.
[re=471783]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Dead with a shotgun… in fucking Idaho. That’s the insult to self-injury.
I have yet to see a conservative ever display any grasp of facts, truth, or what I consider common sense (which I will admit ‘common sense’ is subjective).
Case in point, looking at the obvious sockpuppet reviews Mr. Lawrence has for all their screeds on Amazon.
And, in D.C., someone just started “Convert an LNS Member.”
Needs more buttsecks.
My translation of what marglas meant in his review:
The book is now cum stained. The desk is now cum stained. Like my cock. Like my friend’s cock. My copy of Noddy in Toyland is cum stained. I have never read Ernest Hemingway but he is cum stained.
[re=471786]CycloneArmageddon[/re]: Only one of the reviews was written by the author — I’m sure the other one was written by a completely different person who was compelled to review it due to its perspicacity, insight and the author’s innovative use of boldface to emphasize his points.
One of this fellows books utilizes the font Comic Sans on the cover:
http://www.amazon.com/Stories-Lifetime-extraordinary-events-life/dp/1440438943/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1226122158&sr=1-1
Draw what conclusions you will.
[re=471799]SayItWithWookies[/re]: You MAY be correct in your _interpretation_ OF mR laWrence’s reviewers.
I think it’s worth noting that Mr. Andrew Lawrence gave his own book 5 stars on amazon.
[re=471741]bureaucrap[/re]: The churchmember’s burning the book was a nice touch.
Sorry Mr. Convertaliberal,
But starting about 7:30 this morning, I converted my bed back to a sofa, converted one US $ to $1.06 CDN with a widget on my mac, changed my religious affiliation from Roman Catholic to Unitarian to atheist (which is funny, since my current fave NFL team is the Saints; so, heh, some irony there, no?), dumped AT&T for Verizon and signed up for dish network (screw you, Comcast!) So I’m having a pretty busy converting morning, and will remain liberal for the time being.
Love, Caveman
[re=471760]finallyhappy[/re]: I wanna be just like you.
[re=471742]doxastic[/re]: If you throw in “make random shit up”, it starts to sound like the “Neilist method”.
http://andrew-lawrence.blogspot.com/2008/11/coming-soon.html
Oh my god, there’s a chapter on Why Liberals are “Hippocrits”
Apologies for killing your buzz, [re=471771]Sweet Baby Cheeses[/re].
Also, I would never, ever, ever suggest that Wonketeers stop by and give a hearty hello to or share various conversion strategies with the email’s esteemed author.
[re=471803]DiscoUkulele[/re]: You spelled “nothing” wrong.
Also, you know it bodes ill for the content of the book when the author can’t even cobble together a grammatically coherent subtitle. “The future of America and you; now-2020.” What?
[re=471765]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Well, they have dogs now that are ‘professionally trained’ to forecast the presence of mold or fruit flies, so Andy has a professional cohort.
[re=471809]DiscoUkulele[/re]: Great, now you’ve got me visiting the site and reading the letter that he wrote to Avis after they banned smoking in their rent-a-cars:
CEO
Avis/Budget
Parsippany, NJ
Dear Sir:
As a result of your new policy which bans smoking in Avis/Budget rental cars I hereby declare that I will NEVER rent a car from your company again. I will also tell all my friends and every smoker I meet not to rent a car from your company.
Smokers account for 25% of the adult population in America. On behalf of millions of smokers I am sick and tired of being discriminated against! Consider your company boycotted.
Andrew
Los Angeles, CA
Hahahahahahah. In his book he quotes an excerpt from his other book, saying essentially Kudos to me for putting it so well. Here, I provide an excellent explanation of the point I want to get across. That’s even more lame than reviewing your own book on Amazon and giving it 5 stars. On second thought, it’s exactly as lame.
Convert me quick, before I snark again!
You have one day. I’m still liberal. The clock is ticking.
[re=471807]glamourdammerung[/re]: I read that as “Throw random shit up”. I think it works that way too.
OMG AVIS/BUDGET RENT-A-CAR ARE LIBRUL FASCISTS!!1!!11ONE!!!
http://andrew-lawrence.blogspot.com/2008/10/boycot-avisbudget-rent-car.html
I don’t think they can afford to convert Liberals to “Americans who value freedom and opportunity”. Those Freedom Trays start at $20 a pop. Not to mention the cost of Rascals, double wide jeans, and tiny American flags made in China.
loquaciousmusic: oops, didn’t see you’d already posted that. BUT STILL.
[re=471813]user-of-owls[/re]: Dogs, huh? Maybe that explains the review by Wicked Sunny of Stories of a Lifetime:
Andrew has written about the extraordinary events in his life in an exceptional literary manner, literary writing which not many writers are capable of achieving.
After all, on the internet, nobody knows…
This canine apparently has the words “literary,” “exceptional,” and “writing” down cold. Must be a border collie.
I’ve just posted a review of this jackass’s book. Let’s see if it masses muster with the Thinkyheads of Amazon.
At 98 pages, “Glimmers of Hope” is really more of a pamphlet, Andrew Lawrence. And the promotional copy, including the “reviews” are just as badly written as the e-mail. So it’s less a pamphlet, and more a waste of 98 perfectly good pieces of paper, 100 if you include the covers. And you can already buy it used (for more than the list price (!?!) so why even bother with your shameless self-promoting e-mail, Andrew Lawrence, asshole “author” of “Glimmers of Hope”?
[re=471819]DiscoUkulele[/re]: Fucker probably smokes in non-smoking hotel rooms, too.
Also.
OT. I just pointed out to a member of my staff that her sparkly white Xmass ornament (proudly displayed on her desk) reminded me strongly of the kind of white cakes they used to put in urinals in a futile attempt to make them smell a little less. I feel that this was the least I could do as my part of the war against Xmass.
[re=471809]DiscoUkulele[/re]: I consider myself to be a fair judge of hippopotamuses.
[re=471818]NoWireHangers[/re]: Dont’ forget their $8 packs of Merits Lights ( in liberal NYC) which are part of their GOD GIVEN RIGHT to smoke in Avis rent a cars.
BTW I don’t want to be thrown out of office yet! I just cleaned up all my files.
Since he has a book on Amazon, I guess that settles it.
Amazon would never let anyone sell a dangerous, crazy, unhinged product on its pages.
Like … umm … a Steering Wheel Computer Desk.
[re=471820]GeneralLerong[/re]: Given the gushing adulation of these reviews, I went ahead and tagged the book with the venerable “fap fap fap” tag. As a service to future readers, of course.
[re=471801]Strongy O[/re]: I think we should tell the publisher that we want this available for the Kindle. Or he can just send PDF scans of of the manuscript, written in Big Chief tablets, in crayon.
“How do you convert a Liberal? With facts, truth and common sense. And if that doesn’t work, we, the people can take away their power, by voting them out of office. Or killing them with fire!”
[re=471727]WadISay[/re]: Win.
And tomorrow is Convert a Mexican Day.
[re=471836]ivenson[/re]: Fire is too much work for that sort, especially with all the guns floating around.
I thought Ted Haggard had already converted all the liberals into self-hating, closeted gay meth head fundamentalist bottoms.
Why am I always the last to get the memo?
Trying to convert a Wonketteer is like trying to nail Jello to a tree. Besides Andy, its Christmas. Shouldn’t you be fighting a Christmas war – ya know…wandering around Walmart demanding the employees say “Merry Christmas,” buying cheap, Chinese-made, plastic nativity scenes for your yard, and dressing up as Santa so young children will want to sit on your lap.
[re=471814]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Why does this liberal want to tell Avis how they can run their business? Let me guess, they probably want the government to step in to protect smokers from the “discrimination” they face.
[re=471817]DiscoUkulele[/re]:
First, Avis banned smoking in its cars and I said nothing.
http://andrew-lawrence.blogspot.com/2008/10/solve-mystery.html
I’m not buying one of his books, so here’s my guess – he found out that there’s an element named Ameri-cum in smoke detectors, so naturally he swallowed it. Unfortunately for him, it’s radioactive. Case closed.
The most[re=471741]bureaucrap[/re]: I found this review of Mr. Lawrence’s opus particularly compelling:
“I found this book very anti-freedom. It is a propaganda pamphlet with no substance and just a bunch of absurd empty slogans. Like the eight arms of the octopus. What octopus? They live in the ocean, not on ground, and America is the ground. There are no octopus threats to freedom. Also, socialism is the best. And I like communism.
Did that last paragraph confuse you? Basically the whole book is like that, so don’t waste your money and time. Instead, get a good book on marijuana cultivation and induce a stupor-like state in a productive manner.”
Chewbacca Jesus, you are my new hero.
How do you convert a liberal? With facts, truth, and common sense.
Because it worked so well with the Confederacy.
[re=471755]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: If only there were any radical, far-left liberals (oxymoron alert, liberals aren’t exactly radical) left in these United States. Then there might be some hope for us.
“How do you convert a liberal.”
Well, a gun often helps.
I mean, if you define “convert” broadly . . . as in, “convert to compost.”
Short of that: Notifying him/her of a COMMUNIST PLOT TO KIDNAP BUTTERSTICK! TO ARMS! TO ARMS! If you can’t shoot, you at least can reload for those who can! And if you can’t reload, you can serve as a Human Sandbag!
[I know, I know: BAN HIM! He's a witch!]
Let me guess. The long title is: “Glimmers of hope that intelligent people won’t make me question my discordant worldview by insisting the earth orbits the sun. I have eyes, I can see it does not!”
[re=471755]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: I stand corrected.
I asked Jesus about this, and he told me that, rather than giving up one’s foreskin as one would when converting to Jewishness, one surrenders one’s pee-pee to this jag-offs oral ministrations.
And then Jesus laughed and laughed.
[re=472101]Neilist[/re]: The pity party you are having would work better if you would stop insisting on insulting your betters then wondering why they have a distaste of you.
Show some of that “personal responsibility” your lunatic fringe always whines about.
[re=472162]vladster[/re]: After the Nano, TaTa is going after the large-car market with the new Bodacious GT for TopDown Motoring…
[re=472101]Neilist[/re]: Why do Conservative believe Liberals don’t own guns yet believe liberation takes firepower?
Why do Conservative still want to own people like the forefathers did?
Why do Conservatives kill people merely because they don’t believe in their all-loving invisible deity?
Why do Conservatives love the fetus but hate the child?
Really?
[re=472187]glamourdammerung[/re]: I’d be stung.
But given that you were LOADING POOR BUTTERSTICK ON THAT TRUCK FOR DEPORTATION TO PINKVILLE at the time you typed your post, I’m not.
(Stop “whining” there, Butter old boy. Just because some people in here are prepared to condemn you to a miserable, shabby Mao-jacket wearing existence chewing COMMUNIST bamboo shoots, doesn’t mean all of such are so unfeeling.
Indeed, in your honor, it’s time for a change from “Wolverines,” etc.:
BUTTERSTICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
AVENGE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooy0GFMYafY
[re=471741]bureaucrap[/re]: Jesus fucking christ, whoever designed that book cover needs to be executed.
He doesn’t mean convert(kuhn-vurt)a Liberal, he meant convert (kon-vurt) a Liberal. Like this:
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Well, Chelsea’s converting so that’s one down.
[re=472101]Neilist[/re]: I’d pit my librul arsenal against yours any day.
They’ll convert me when each and every neo con stuffs a hundred teaqbags up his/her ass and joins an angry mob as they hang Tom Delay and Dick Cheney.
No, not in effigy, for real.
On second thought, why should conservatives have all the fun?
You can have the teabags, just bring me the rope.
[re=472563]Jim89048[/re]: Join me at the Barricades, Jim-Bo!
For Your Wives and Sweethearts! For Texas! FOR BUTTERSTICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
The laugh is on you, morons; this site, Wonkette, is listed everywhere on the internet as a politically CONSERVATIVE site. And all of you are members! Looks like you flamers are ALREADY converted!
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