Bloated pigsicle Lou Dobbs left his stupid CNN show (and its 14 viewers) because a Ghost Mexican (New Jersey deer hunter) shot a gun in the vicinity of Dobbs’ acreage, and also because Lou Dobbs had somehow deluded himself into thinking there were people somewhere who gave a shit about him. But it turns out that repeating the jabbering lunacy of, say, a Glenn Beck or Sarah Palin does not make *you* a Glenn Beck or Sarah Palin if you aren’t a) on Fox News, or b) a person with tits. (Okay, that is not fair, Lou Dobbs probably has tits.) Anyway, the anti-Mexican Immigrant group that was Dobbs’ only constituency has dumped him, because now he claims not to hate Mexicans as much as he used to hate Mexicans.
Here is an actual Press Release your editor received via the gmail on this very morning:
ALIPAC Withdraws Support for Lou Dobbs
(MMD Newswire) December 3, 2009 — Americans for Legal Immigration PAC is withdrawing support for Lou Dobbs after years, including the suspension of websites calling on Dobbs to run for President due to the perceived change in Mr. Dobbs’s stances on immigration issues.
“While Mr. Dobbs claims his positions have not changed, however, that is not the perception of many of our mutual supporters,” said William Gheen of ALIPAC. “His recent comments on Telemundo and his national radio show supporting some kind of path to citizenship for illegal immigrants is inconsistent with positions of ALIPAC and the views of most American citizens.”
Oh jesus, they’re even shutting down the only websites on Earth to ever actually promote Lou Dobbs as some sort of politician? Good-bye, Lou! Thanks for playing Survivor: Racist Asshole. You lost.
(Oh whoops, dudes, you forgot to actually shut down the LouDobbsforPresident.org website. Might want to take care of that, next time, before you send out a press release to the entire planet. Lamers.)