Obama Forced To Give Whining Baby His Bottle Just Before AfghaniDeath Speech

Barack Obama presented lovers of Endless War last night with their precious tens of thousands of extra troop deployments to Afghanistan, to help the military protect Afghanis from the Americans. He presented his plan to Congressional leaders immediately before last night's speech, so as to shut them the fuck up for a few seconds, jesus. Among these leaders was America's #1 war-lover John McCain, who of course whined and screamed about how this new plan wasn't quite warry and deathy enough to sate his infinite bloodlust for murder, terror, destruction and horror across the face of the earth, forever, until the last starving brown/black baby in a poor nation wins its Freedom from an American bazooka to the skull.

Three GOP sources told CNN that Sen. John McCain used the meeting to directly challenge the president on his exit strategy.

The sources said that Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell deferred to McCain, who questioned the concept of announcing now plans to begin withdrawing in July, 2011.

These sources said the president responded to McCain by promising that the withdrawal would be based on conditions on the ground.

Ha, "conditions on the ground." The funny thing about basing future warfare plans on "conditions on the ground" is that those conditions are always really, really bad, after years of war.

 McCain challenges Obama in private meeting [CNN]