Joe Lieberman Quite Pleased With Young Obama's Progress

America's second-favorite Death's Head, Joe Lieberman, is very happy today because Barack Obama has finally embraced war and horror as really the only thing this country can do anymore.

"I hope that [Obama's decision] will inspire and encourage a majority of members from both political parties to do the same and to thereby show that America's political leadership is still capable of suspending partisanship at the water's edge, when our security and our troops our on the line," Lieberman said today.

He was speaking from a bottomless pit of pain and sorrow, where he lives on the soul-vapors of crushed children. [ TPM ]