Oh god, we’re dangerously close to reaching Peak Grassley here. This man was born to use the expression “living off the public tit” on television at least once in his desperate, confusing life. Now he should rest in his corn fields for a bit, while we wait for the day. [Think Progress]
If only proponents of the “Public option” had called it the “Public tit,” we’d be done and over with the Health Insurance Reform Legislation and we’d have it – a public option, that is.
I always go for anything with the word “tit” associated with it, just sayin’.
I’m actually from Iowa and confess that we tend to use the word ‘tit’ quite often. For instance, salve that one uses on dry cracked hands in the winter is referred to as ‘tit salve’ in Iowa… That’s always a fun thing to have slip out of your mouth. In our defense, salve was invented for soothing irritated cow udders (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bag_Balm). You know, from over-milking cow tits.
That’s cool. Also, Chuck Grassley opposes health care for people who work but are too poor to afford it, but he accepts farm subsidies because he doesn’t make enough money working for the government.
Also, $3,000 a year wasn’t a great wage 52 years ago, but it wasn’t terrible. The average yearly wage was $4,550 in 1957, so ol’ Chuck should have been able to get by on that, if he were frugal, and if he lived in a place that’s dirt cheap to live in, like Iowa in 1957, for example.
[re=469453]germansteel[/re]: Yeah, but, if you grab for the public tit the death panels grab you. It’s bait and switch or some such metaphor. Remember, TV used to be called the glass tit and then everyone ended up having to pay for cable. Besides, can anyone picture Sarah using the word “tit?” Bristol would get pregnant, Willow would get drunk and Piper would give her the finger. And Levi would just take off his clothes wherever he’s at …
I attempted to diagram Grassley’s most recent “tit” comment in conjuction with the “tit” comment he made back in March.
The end result resembles two blind potbelly pigs jerking each other with their tails while albino baby goats with corncob buttplugs gnaw on their pinky-length nipples like so many wads of bacon-flavored Bubblelicious.
I’ve got to go and look up the rest of this session on C-SPAN. And I so wanted to watch another Dexter tonight but I love it when people call in and stick it to these gassbags.
Chuck sounds as if he has an adult nursing fetish. Which recalling when my ex was nursing our children there were always some leftovers for Dad and I did enjoy it a lot. Hey maybe I have the same fetish.
[re=469552]Bearbloke[/re]: [re=469555]Gopherit[/re]: Robbin’ Reversehood. Take from the poor gub’ment and give it to your rich self. It’s all legal, Mr. Senator.
You know, i was trying hard to come up with something cute about Chuck getting his tit caught in the wingers, bur fuck it. He’s a scumbag and a prolapsed asshole who looks the part.
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To be truthful he’s been living a lot more off of the lobbyists’ tits.
Teats are great to live off of. I’m living on mine now, and its swell elegant too.
Gets a bit messy when the government is lactating, but we can buy pads.
My neighbor Mark Sanford’s been remodeling that hairy cave just south of me too. Hell, he never cuts the grass!
I’m sure there’s a really obvious Megan Mccain joke in here somewhere.
Live blogging tonight? Let me know be before the liquor stores close.
If only proponents of the “Public option” had called it the “Public tit,” we’d be done and over with the Health Insurance Reform Legislation and we’d have it – a public option, that is.
I always go for anything with the word “tit” associated with it, just sayin’.
I’m actually from Iowa and confess that we tend to use the word ‘tit’ quite often. For instance, salve that one uses on dry cracked hands in the winter is referred to as ‘tit salve’ in Iowa… That’s always a fun thing to have slip out of your mouth. In our defense, salve was invented for soothing irritated cow udders (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bag_Balm). You know, from over-milking cow tits.
I love it during Mardi Gras when the government gets to shows us its tits.
That’s cool. Also, Chuck Grassley opposes health care for people who work but are too poor to afford it, but he accepts farm subsidies because he doesn’t make enough money working for the government.
Also, $3,000 a year wasn’t a great wage 52 years ago, but it wasn’t terrible. The average yearly wage was $4,550 in 1957, so ol’ Chuck should have been able to get by on that, if he were frugal, and if he lived in a place that’s dirt cheap to live in, like Iowa in 1957, for example.
Wages in the United States in 1957
Hey Jim, will you be livebloging the president’s churchillian address at Westpoint tonight (or Limbaugh’s military overthrow of Obama fantasy).
Did he also say that Lady Liberty has man hands? Because she does.
But Chuck, you [i]are[/i] the Public Tit??
[re=469456]snowblind[/re]:”That’s always a fun thing to have slip out of your mouth.” ya, I agree neighbor, tit that is.
Anyone seen this yet? http://documents.nytimes.com/01huckabee#p=1 Check out the last two pages. Wonder if the Huckster’s laughing now?
Mmmm. Public tit.
Chuck, only a naive fool would expect his elected representatives to be living off their own salaries.
[re=469453]germansteel[/re]: Yeah, but, if you grab for the public tit the death panels grab you. It’s bait and switch or some such metaphor. Remember, TV used to be called the glass tit and then everyone ended up having to pay for cable. Besides, can anyone picture Sarah using the word “tit?” Bristol would get pregnant, Willow would get drunk and Piper would give her the finger. And Levi would just take off his clothes wherever he’s at …
[re=469459]Larry McAwful[/re]: FTW!
Um, hey Chuck. Farming subsidies is really just welfare for farmers. You weren’t just living off the government tit, you were getting feelies too.
I attempted to diagram Grassley’s most recent “tit” comment in conjuction with the “tit” comment
he made back in March.
The end result resembles two blind potbelly pigs jerking each other with their tails while albino baby goats with corncob buttplugs gnaw on their pinky-length nipples like so many wads of bacon-flavored Bubblelicious.
In other words: the Senate.
In the event of a live-blog tonight I suggest:
one drink for exit strategy
two drinks for withdrawal
three drinks for timetable
and a triple shot of Jim Beam for We’ll stand down when they stand up.
God, I miss that last one!
Its only socialism when government tit money goes to african americans or messicans, other wise its just a program Grassley participates in.
I’ve got to go and look up the rest of this session on C-SPAN. And I so wanted to watch another Dexter tonight but I love it when people call in and stick it to these gassbags.
Trying to think of an appropriate Saxby Chambliss/ tit monster joke. There are just too many to chose from.
Don’t worry caller, we would never construe farm subsidies as socialism.
What a bombastic banal bovine buttfucking boob!
Notice how he says nothing about tits in the private sector.
Coming from Iowa’s Biggest Boob, this is not news.
[re=469502]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Excellent!
I’m surprised there’s only one Meghan McCain comment on this. Too easy, I suppose?
So, how many years has this elected ruminant been living off the public teat? He’s getting pretty old, for veal.
Chuck sounds as if he has an adult nursing fetish. Which recalling when my ex was nursing our children there were always some leftovers for Dad and I did enjoy it a lot. Hey maybe I have the same fetish.
Yikes! Someone please check Grandpa Gassey’s nappie for creamed corn… it seems he’s had another involuntary vowel movement…
[re=469530]the problem child[/re]: Chuck Grassley’s an ungulate-ful little bitch.
[re=469530]the problem child[/re]: Whee!! I was waiting, waiting… You can donate my royalties to Heifer International.
(Scottish accent)
Chuck really gets on mah tits!
I’m all for more public tits in my gov’ment.
[re=469527]Wanderlust[/re]: Well, picturing Chuck with her – well, it warnt funny.
[re=469473]Gopherit[/re]:
EWG Farm Subsidy Database
http://farm.ewg.org/farm/addrsearch.php?s=yup&stab=IA&city=&zip=&last=grassley&first=&i=Search+Recipients&fullname=
If we do a good job of sucking it
I mean sucking the public tit
can we keep the public bra
to throw on the back seat of our car
so our friends will think the next day
we and the public went all the way?
[re=469552]Bearbloke[/re]: Robin is his son. And a half million in subsidies for corn is SOCALIZT!!
That’s an udder disgrace!
Call me old school, but there’s only one “public tit” – Janet Jackson’s.
I think he’d just been watching “My Cousin Vinnie” and what he was sayin was “public grits.”
[re=469544]user-of-owls[/re]: Panamanian strongman Juan McCain agrees.
[re=469552]Bearbloke[/re]: [re=469555]Gopherit[/re]: Robbin’ Reversehood. Take from the poor gub’ment and give it to your rich self. It’s all legal, Mr. Senator.
Public tits…or GTFO.
[re=469467]AggieDemocrat[/re]: For the wingers: Pubic tit?
[re=469473]Gopherit[/re]: It’s called “subsidie, with release” I believe.
You know, i was trying hard to come up with something cute about Chuck getting his tit caught in the wingers, bur fuck it. He’s a scumbag and a prolapsed asshole who looks the part.
Are we talking about Meghan’s casabas here?
I greatly prefer my tits in private.
Good morning, Senator McGoo
Aye-er-waaaah.
Well, Chuck, you’re probably pretty pleased with setting La Leche back 20 years.
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