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Chuck Grassley Says ‘Tit’ And Here’s A Post About It

Oh god, we’re dangerously close to reaching Peak Grassley here. This man was born to use the expression “living off the public tit” on television at least once in his desperate, confusing life. Now he should rest in his corn fields for a bit, while we wait for the day. [Think Progress]


5:11 PM on Tue December 1 2009
By Jim Newell
1901 Views

  1. chascates says at 5:14 pm, December 1st, 2009

    To be truthful he’s been living a lot more off of the lobbyists’ tits.

  2. Teats are great to live off of. I’m living on mine now, and its swell elegant too.

  3. Gets a bit messy when the government is lactating, but we can buy pads.

  4. My neighbor Mark Sanford’s been remodeling that hairy cave just south of me too. Hell, he never cuts the grass!

  5. mumblyjoe says at 5:20 pm, December 1st, 2009

    I’m sure there’s a really obvious Megan Mccain joke in here somewhere.

  6. Live blogging tonight? Let me know be before the liquor stores close.

  7. germansteel says at 5:21 pm, December 1st, 2009

    If only proponents of the “Public option” had called it the “Public tit,” we’d be done and over with the Health Insurance Reform Legislation and we’d have it - a public option, that is.

    I always go for anything with the word “tit” associated with it, just sayin’.

  8. snowblind says at 5:22 pm, December 1st, 2009

    I’m actually from Iowa and confess that we tend to use the word ‘tit’ quite often. For instance, salve that one uses on dry cracked hands in the winter is referred to as ‘tit salve’ in Iowa… That’s always a fun thing to have slip out of your mouth. In our defense, salve was invented for soothing irritated cow udders (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bag_Balm). You know, from over-milking cow tits.

  9. I love it during Mardi Gras when the government gets to shows us its tits.

  10. Larry McAwful says at 5:24 pm, December 1st, 2009

    That’s cool. Also, Chuck Grassley opposes health care for people who work but are too poor to afford it, but he accepts farm subsidies because he doesn’t make enough money working for the government.

    Also, $3,000 a year wasn’t a great wage 52 years ago, but it wasn’t terrible. The average yearly wage was $4,550 in 1957, so ol’ Chuck should have been able to get by on that, if he were frugal, and if he lived in a place that’s dirt cheap to live in, like Iowa in 1957, for example.

    Wages in the United States in 1957

  11. Hey Jim, will you be livebloging the president’s churchillian address at Westpoint tonight (or Limbaugh’s military overthrow of Obama fantasy).

  12. RoscoePColtraine says at 5:26 pm, December 1st, 2009

    Did he also say that Lady Liberty has man hands? Because she does.

  13. But Chuck, you [i]are[/i] the Public Tit??

  14. snowblind:”That’s always a fun thing to have slip out of your mouth.” ya, I agree neighbor, tit that is.

  15. coochiemama says at 5:27 pm, December 1st, 2009

    Anyone seen this yet? http://documents.nytimes.com/01huckabee#p=1 Check out the last two pages. Wonder if the Huckster’s laughing now?

  16. AggieDemocrat says at 5:27 pm, December 1st, 2009

    Mmmm. Public tit.

  17. SayItWithWookies says at 5:29 pm, December 1st, 2009

    Chuck, only a naive fool would expect his elected representatives to be living off their own salaries.

  18. shadowMark says at 5:29 pm, December 1st, 2009

    germansteel: Yeah, but, if you grab for the public tit the death panels grab you. It’s bait and switch or some such metaphor. Remember, TV used to be called the glass tit and then everyone ended up having to pay for cable. Besides, can anyone picture Sarah using the word “tit?” Bristol would get pregnant, Willow would get drunk and Piper would give her the finger. And Levi would just take off his clothes wherever he’s at …

  19. AggieDemocrat says at 5:29 pm, December 1st, 2009
  20. Gopherit says at 5:30 pm, December 1st, 2009

    Um, hey Chuck. Farming subsidies is really just welfare for farmers. You weren’t just living off the government tit, you were getting feelies too.

  21. Extemporanus says at 5:31 pm, December 1st, 2009

    I attempted to diagram Grassley’s most recent “tit” comment in conjuction with the “tit” comment
    he made back in March.

    The end result resembles two blind potbelly pigs jerking each other with their tails while albino baby goats with corncob buttplugs gnaw on their pinky-length nipples like so many wads of bacon-flavored Bubblelicious.

    In other words: the Senate.

  22. chascates says at 5:36 pm, December 1st, 2009

    In the event of a live-blog tonight I suggest:

    one drink for exit strategy
    two drinks for withdrawal
    three drinks for timetable

    and a triple shot of Jim Beam for We’ll stand down when they stand up.

    God, I miss that last one!

  23. EdFlinstone says at 5:37 pm, December 1st, 2009

    Its only socialism when government tit money goes to african americans or messicans, other wise its just a program Grassley participates in.

  24. lochnessmonster says at 5:38 pm, December 1st, 2009

    I’ve got to go and look up the rest of this session on C-SPAN. And I so wanted to watch another Dexter tonight but I love it when people call in and stick it to these gassbags.

  25. mollymcguire says at 5:43 pm, December 1st, 2009

    Trying to think of an appropriate Saxby Chambliss/ tit monster joke. There are just too many to chose from.

  26. Radiotherapy says at 5:44 pm, December 1st, 2009

    Don’t worry caller, we would never construe farm subsidies as socialism.
    What a bombastic banal bovine buttfucking boob!

  27. Mr Blifil says at 5:45 pm, December 1st, 2009

    Notice how he says nothing about tits in the private sector.

  28. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 5:49 pm, December 1st, 2009

    Coming from Iowa’s Biggest Boob, this is not news.

  29. Dashboard_Buddha says at 6:10 pm, December 1st, 2009

    queeraselvis v 2.0: Excellent!

  30. Wanderlust says at 6:12 pm, December 1st, 2009

    I’m surprised there’s only one Meghan McCain comment on this. Too easy, I suppose?

  31. the problem child says at 6:15 pm, December 1st, 2009

    So, how many years has this elected ruminant been living off the public teat? He’s getting pretty old, for veal.

  32. Chuck sounds as if he has an adult nursing fetish. Which recalling when my ex was nursing our children there were always some leftovers for Dad and I did enjoy it a lot. Hey maybe I have the same fetish.

  33. Bearbloke says at 6:23 pm, December 1st, 2009

    Yikes! Someone please check Grandpa Gassey’s nappie for creamed corn… it seems he’s had another involuntary vowel movement…

  34. Extemporanus says at 6:23 pm, December 1st, 2009
  35. user-of-owls says at 6:29 pm, December 1st, 2009

    the problem child: Whee!! I was waiting, waiting… You can donate my royalties to Heifer International.

  36. DemmeFatale says at 6:30 pm, December 1st, 2009

    (Scottish accent)

    Chuck really gets on mah tits!

  37. coolcatdaddy says at 6:34 pm, December 1st, 2009

    I’m all for more public tits in my gov’ment.

  38. geminisunmars says at 6:35 pm, December 1st, 2009

    Wanderlust: Well, picturing Chuck with her - well, it warnt funny.

  39. Bearbloke says at 6:40 pm, December 1st, 2009
  40. shadowMark says at 6:42 pm, December 1st, 2009

    If we do a good job of sucking it
    I mean sucking the public tit

    can we keep the public bra
    to throw on the back seat of our car

    so our friends will think the next day
    we and the public went all the way?

  41. Gopherit says at 6:46 pm, December 1st, 2009

    Bearbloke: Robin is his son. And a half million in subsidies for corn is SOCALIZT!!

  42. Tundra Grifter says at 6:54 pm, December 1st, 2009

    That’s an udder disgrace!

    Call me old school, but there’s only one “public tit” - Janet Jackson’s.

  43. Tundra Grifter says at 7:00 pm, December 1st, 2009

    I think he’d just been watching “My Cousin Vinnie” and what he was sayin was “public grits.”

  44. V572625694 says at 7:07 pm, December 1st, 2009

    user-of-owls: Panamanian strongman Juan McCain agrees.

  45. Radiotherapy says at 7:13 pm, December 1st, 2009

    Bearbloke: Gopherit: Robbin’ Reversehood. Take from the poor gub’ment and give it to your rich self. It’s all legal, Mr. Senator.

  46. Aflac Shrugged says at 7:16 pm, December 1st, 2009

    Public tits…or GTFO.

  47. Darkness says at 7:23 pm, December 1st, 2009

    AggieDemocrat: For the wingers: Pubic tit?

  48. Darkness says at 7:24 pm, December 1st, 2009

    Gopherit: It’s called “subsidie, with release” I believe.

  49. artbot2000 says at 7:36 pm, December 1st, 2009

    You know, i was trying hard to come up with something cute about Chuck getting his tit caught in the wingers, bur fuck it. He’s a scumbag and a prolapsed asshole who looks the part.

  50. proudgrampa says at 7:38 pm, December 1st, 2009

    Are we talking about Meghan’s casabas here?

  51. Way Cool Larry says at 7:40 pm, December 1st, 2009

    I greatly prefer my tits in private.

  52. Delicious says at 12:18 am, December 2nd, 2009

    Good morning, Senator McGoo

  53. Aye-er-waaaah.

  54. lawrenceofthedesert says at 1:26 pm, December 2nd, 2009

    Well, Chuck, you’re probably pretty pleased with setting La Leche back 20 years.

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