Why Did Obama Destroy CHRISTmas by Doing His Speech On Snoopy Night?

Barack Obama is taking a break from his favorite non-golf game (enraging liberal bloggers) by returning to his actual mission in life, which is shitting on the holy infant Jesus Christ. That's right, Obama's Afghanistan War Pornography was deliberately timed to CANCEL the annual repeat of the Snoopy cartoon,A Charlie Brown Xmas.But, eh, CBS will just run it next week, who fucking cares, watch it on YouTube if you want, it's not 1965. [ Mcall.com ]