Must not post… must not post… must not… oh what the hell, here’s Matt Lauer’s interview with those nuts from the White House Party, Q-Tip and Michael-E Salami.
They are hilarious, the way their last-minute media training comes across so transparently. First: stay calm. ACT LIKE ROBOTS. Then: Lauer. Lauer’s gonna throw some unequivocally true charges at ya, the bastard. Just respond, No Mr. Lauer, the opposite of that is true. See? What else. Have the wife mumble strangely to no one in particular. Say you love America and the troops and Obama and America again. Promise to reveal a vague collection of “documents” — they always fall for that shit! — and we’ll throw some crap together, later…
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Hey Look! Another set of bored underachieving publicity whores. They are cordially invited to crash my party in the gun shop basement. Ball gags and leashes await.
I don’t know what she sees in him, and I don’t know what he sees in her. The end.
I’m going to guess a pack and a half of Capris a day. Anyone else want to start a pool?
I won’t watch this but I did see a clip of them saying something like “This is the first time I’ve heard of these malicious charges!”, because it’s shocking news to them that they instantly recognize as an attack and an opportunity to play victim.
YES, BUT WHAT OF TIGER? WHAT HAPPENED WITH TIGER?11!
They dress a lot better than that other currently-touring publicity whore, Sarah Palin.
[re=468668]freakishlystrong[/re]: TIGER BUFU’D MISTRESSES W/ WIFE’S GOLFING CLUBS IN HIS CAR ON DRUGS DUH
How I think they managed to get in to the event.
Guard at gate (on radio): Hey, boss, two guests have turned up with a TV crew, they say they’re filming for a reality show.
Supervisor: Don’t tell me, never heard of the press office, no credentials.
Guard: That’s about it.
Supervisor: Let the guests in. I’ll have the police escort the TV crew off.
Must not click… must not click…
Hey! That “not doing” thing was easy!
One small deprivation of further attention for the fame whores, one giant leap… well, musta been a giant leap for something.
Normally, I’m the kind libtard that is cursed with an over abundance of empathy. These A-holes have an ability to turn my empathy to a knee-jerk conservative-like blind hatred which makes me dislike that much more. It’s kind of an infinite loop of hatred.
Jesus, what passes for news these days. We’re about to escalate a horrible mistake and send 30,000 more kids into the meat grinder, we may actually finally pass an utterly watered down health care “reform” bill, and…look! something shiny! Let’s not have any substance or real “conversations”,( I HATE that word, Mika), let’s just be distracted by SHIT THAT DOESN’T MATTER.
Her voice! She’s smoked too many cigarettes, drank too much booze, and ….well, I can’t finish that sentence, I’m at work.
Paris Hilton is rolling in her grave.
These two need to be prosecuted. Then keel hauled. Send them to jail after you keel haul them.
Well, she got her “lifetime memory”, didn’t she?
The “woman” looks like John Malkovich in drag. Fortunately it was a publicity whore and not a crazed ex assassin who needlessly put Barry In The Line Of Fire.
[re=468665]ivenson[/re]: I’ll wager More Red Regular 120mm (nails, do, faux get-up in ‘black’ this time, martinis, smoke and mirrors, etc.).
The only thing I want to see on the teevee with these two is the perp walk.
These two are dying to be made examples of.
This kind of punishing, unforgiving public scrutiny will certain teach these scoundrels and others like them a stern lesson in what happens when you selfishly seek your own personal aggrandizment at the expense of the public well-being.
[re=468695]rocktonsammy[/re]:
Perhaps a trip to Afghanistan courtesy of the US gubbiment as part of the Surge II.
Move on, people. Nothing to see here.
She should be known as Heidi Salami, no?
I can’t watch the video. Did Ann Coulter start molting early?
Another reason this fresh hell should piss us off.
Did they have to take off their shoes and belts and have them x-rayed?
Did they have all liquids in a quart-sized transparent resealable bag?
Did they empty their pockets of all keyrings?
Did she get away with big pieces of metallic jewelry?
No, that’s all part of the “War on Tourism.” She could have had exploding breast implants or her layers of make-up could have been plastique.
When we were in DC a couple of years ago, the Secret Service/Security Guards went ape-shit when my 6-year-old tried to pull himself up on a concrete wall to get a look at the White House.
At first I was just annoyed that I hadn’t been invited, ’cause I TOTALLY love Indian food. But now I’m: Ok, who the bloody Jayzus on a stick are these people?!
“our homes have been invaded” HOMES?! Like more than ONE?!
“our lives have been destroyed” “everything we’ve worked for” “44 years”
What have they been working on for 44 years?! 44 YEARS!!! Do they have jobs? Where does their $$$ come from?
These so-called people are NOT FOR REAL. Alien invasion is well underway.
I hope the mystery is solved when they “come up there sitting on a couch” Guess that’s alien-speak for whateverthefuck kind of transportation devise they use.
I did a “walk of shame” in front of the white house last weekend on my way to get some pho, which is practically impossible in this city. Of course I didn’t get hassled because I was wearing a suit, the single greatest invention for bypassing security known to man.
I’m just waiting for Pahlaniuk’s _Haunted_ to start coming true, with people cutting off digits and ritually flaying themselves alive in order to get on television and get rich. “Crashing the white house? Pshh. That’s nothing. *I* cut off my penis and fed it to the president’s dog AND put it on YouTube.”
This stuff really makes me hate people a lot.
Not clicking. Sorry, but I’m going to wait for the obligatory sex tape.
[re=468723]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: Yeah, I want to say, that last time I flew out of BaltoWashiMess airport, some freakishly sadistic TSA agent insisted on parting my two-year-old daughter from her BLANKIE in order to scan it. My carrying her and her blankie through the scanner was unacceptable. What is it with those people? She through a crying jag of historic proportions, which is a great way to start a trip on a crowded plane.
He seems more feminine than her, she more masculine than him; both seem rather empty vessels. For a really good read about a gate crasher with some vitality, go to Roger Ebert’s Journal and read “your new best friend.” As usual, it’s done better in Chicago.
[re=468737]bago[/re]:
“Of course I didn’t get hassled because I was wearing a suit, the single greatest invention for bypassing security known to man.”
The other great invention for bypassing security? A simple phrase: “I’m on Official Business.”
A pair of talking ass bombs. Clickity is redundant; we can also bring you Linda Tripp (bless her heart) and similar media sewage.
Makes me want to go back to plotting the Race Wars. Who’s with me?
[re=468678]FlownOver[/re]: I resisted, too, with almost no effort! Those ball-garglers don’t deserve any attention unless it’s from the authorities. Lauer hits another low, what’s new? lol. ( I also “resist” McDonald’s)
[re=468683]Flanders[/re]: I think it’s hawt. I’d hit that. Lots of other folks would too. Own up. She’s a celebrity, man!!
Excuse my repost from yesterday, but it’s amazing she got past security:
http://comicbooth.com/images/obama_guest.jpg
[re=468755]snideinplainsight[/re]: Aww. Poor little girl.
Michaele belongs to the ranks of the formerly cute. Pic here.
Here’s a bit of cold, hard reality: You can check the official, publicly-released list of official invitees to that White House “state dinner” piece of shit thing–and the Salahis are NOT on the list. The White House has said, repeatedly, that the Salahis were NOT invited to the event. The U.S. Secret Service and its parent department, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, has said, repeatedly, that the Salahis were NOT invited to the crappy event. The White House social office, or whatever the hell that piece-of-crap office actually is, has said that the Salahis were NOT invited. The Salahis also crashed another event earlier this year–and they were escorted out when it was clear that they were NOT on the list for that event. The Salahis are in a court battle with the guy’s mother and family about a bankrupt winery that’s basically a piece of crap. The Salahis have had cars and boats repossessed. They are the subject of several lawsuits. They are universally hated and despised by just about everyone. They are assholes, poseurs, morons–and criminals. They should be charged–lying about being invited to a White House event is a crime, by the way, according to numerous federal officials—and they should be evaluated by a psychiatrist, and they should be tossed in jail for at least six months. That’s the reality in this case.
This asshole lives in my county, where he and his damn Oasis Vineyard are THE WORST NEIGHBORS ON EARTH. They routinely flout local zoning regulations with their constant commericial parties and other activities disruptive of the rural environment — well beyond what even the biggest vineyards in Sonoma Valley CA do. Lately, they set up some kind of “charity” that supposedly has 501(c)3 status, only they won’t cough up their records, as the IRS requires organizations to do for anybody, anytime. They’re just totally pigs. That is all.
Can someone at NBC take Lauer back to journalism school–preferably at Columbia, Harvard, Yale, NYU, or somewhere else that’s respectable? Lauer seems to have forgotten every aspect of responsible, respectable journalism that exists on the planet.
Ridden hard/hung up wet.
Not clicking; not gonna take the time to load and watch.
This whole thing reminds me of how great the first 20 minutes or so of “The Wedding Crashers” was, and then how it dissolved rather quickly into ‘meh.’
She’s 44? Rowr, cougar alert!
You know who else didn’t have invitations to the White House? Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, that’s who.
she is really strange
I miss baloon boy <3
I miss Balloon Boy <3
they also crashed the cbc’s annual dinner with obama:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBmZ-t9OZzM
they also crashed the cbc’s annual dinner with obama:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBmZ-t9OZzM
[re=468665]ivenson[/re]: I’m thinking she’s more of a Misty Menthol Light 100′s kind of gal. And that face has seen more cuts than a Thanksgiving turkey. Also.
Oh, call it a hunch, but I think these people are lying.
shitty liars
Why aren’t these people in jail? If I tried something like this I’m sure I’d never see the light of day ever, ever again.
[re=468903]StoneAge[/re]: She’s the very stereotype of a cougar; like the portrayals of them on SNL. These two need to grow-the-fuck up, but it won’t happen. So, the next best thing is to jail them.
I hate these people. Douche nozzles!
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