When Will Barack Obama Finish His Round Of Golf And Give The Order To Torpedo Vanuatu?

  rumors on the internets
  • The “Climaquiddick Ocean?” No thanks. [RedState]
  • It’s a shame global warming is such a disgusting hoax, because if it wasn’t, Vanuatu would surely sink into the “Climaquiddick Ocean.” And that would please the Weekly Standard very much. That would make their day sparkle. [Weekly Standard]
  • Freshman Rep. Jason Chaffetz, a Republican from Utah for heaven sakes (!), wants to cut-and-run. You bring the tar. Gateway Pundit has the feathers. [Gateway Pundit]
  • A muslin is president of The United States of America, and the Corner exhibits symptoms of intelligent thought. 2012, people. Twenty cold-fuckin’ twelve. [The Corner]

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27 comments

  1. mollymcguire

    “Natapei forfeited his seat in Parliament after missing three consecutive sittings without notifying the Speaker”

    Natapei had told the Speaker that he had gone hiking in West Virginia, but he was later found to be visiting his mistress in Argentina.

  2. SmutBoffin

    Dear RedState,

    In anticipation of your soon-to-be-initiated, “symbolic mailing” campaign against scientists (and the idea of science, in general), I would like to put in a request for some new pyrex labware, laboratory-grade solvents*, some of those spiffy green gloves, and funds for a Beowulf cluster.

    Yours,

    ‘boffin

    *And bourbon, if ya got any, why not. This is better than writing NSF grant proposals.

  3. AxmxZ

    [re=468286]chascates[/re]: Seriously, how many problems would be solved pretty much instantly if there was federal de-criminalization and an amnesty?

  4. SayItWithWookies

    Oh, dear — this global warming emails non-scandal would be ridiculous if it weren’t taken so seriously by the nuts whose capacity to turn inocuous language into FEMA camps, death panels, the end of coal as a power source has been so honed these last couple years. Most disappointing is that I’ve completely underestimated their capacity to get hysterical over absolutely nothing during a non-election year.

  5. JMP

    Notice, though, that the corner is only making sense in order to defend Huckabee. If it had been a Democratic governor and possible presidential candidate, they’d be demonizing them faster than you can say Willie Horton.

  6. hunter.blatherer

    So, Republicans now want to bring the troops home so they can all trip on acid together. Gold darn hippies.

  7. WarAndG

    So is a “cutand run Republican” a moonbat? Oh well, Jason Chaffetz is right, I mean very little oil can be extracted from under the corpse of a dead Talisman or whatever they call ‘em and those other terror guys…Al somebody.

  8. mattbolt

    One of the Redstate commenters (Lord help me, I read Redstate comments) advised everyone to “pound your twitter”.

    Sounds disgusting.

  9. Zorg

    Hey, William F. Buckley, Jr. smoked pot! This blog-a-torial is thus consistent with the great Founder’s Vision. So, nothing to look at here, folks… Just move along…

  10. bitchincamaro

    [re=468373]Min[/re]: bc will be growing his own come 2010. Will my homegrown be tax exempt under the Min plan or shall I send a check directly to our Taliban masters at harvest time?

  11. Extemporanus

    Send scissors to Rep. Jason “Cut & Run” Chaffetz right this second!

    (And not the round-tipped retard kind, either: I’m talking big, black handled, sharp-as-a-sword scissors, like God fucking intended!)

  12. betterDeadThanRed

    What the HELL is going on? A Republican wants to end a war and some guy from the Cato Institute wants to end the war on drugs? Next Meg McCain will be channeling Hunter S Thompson. Wait….

  13. Long Form Def Certificate

    Is Tuvalu not enough for you people? & the Maldives, Seychelles, the Ninth Ward…

    Ok, at this point, it’s going to take a white city flooded — & don’t just say Venice; those libertine Eye-tais who never left the Continent can rot (they’re no Scalito) — so I say, “London, you’re going down!”

    Maybe then the Corner will believe.

  14. Alex Trebeks Girl

    doesn’t mr. huckabeezwax have a book called “do the right thing”…. i can’t wait for the fox news jokes about this and mr. maurice the executor black man. tsk tsk. maybe not

  15. Paul Tardy

    Looks like we can afford Afghanistan or Vanuatu but not both. I say dump Vanuatu and bomb Afghanistan.

  16. JMP

    [re=468429]betterDeadThanRed[/re]: It’s the Cato institute; the Randroids have always at least given lip service to support for legalizing drugs. They’re still assholes, though; and you can’t expect decent analysis from a think tank named for one of history’s biggest douchebags.

  17. lulzmonger

    Radstate is right – scientists tweaking stats to remove misleading outliers has never happened before, & is blatant proof of their corrupt & malevolant plot to take away our freedoms … & I bet Bin Laden put Al Gore up to it to boot.

    Yes indeed, there can be no doubt that all those Arctic First Nations, Pacific island nations & Bangladeshis are simply being played for suckers by Teh Alarmist Conspiracy!

    The brand-new Northwest Passage that’s appearing now probably would’ve happened in a few million years anyway, amirite? Oh, & please disregard the fact that North America is just about the only place on Earth that’s cooling right now – we’re not an anomaly, we’re just Ahead Of The Curve!

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