RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS  4:25 pm November 30, 2009

When Will Barack Obama Finish His Round Of Golf And Give The Order To Torpedo Vanuatu?

by Riley Waggaman

  • The “Climaquiddick Ocean?” No thanks. [RedState]
  • It’s a shame global warming is such a disgusting hoax, because if it wasn’t, Vanuatu would surely sink into the “Climaquiddick Ocean.” And that would please the Weekly Standard very much. That would make their day sparkle. [Weekly Standard]
  • Freshman Rep. Jason Chaffetz, a Republican from Utah for heaven sakes (!), wants to cut-and-run. You bring the tar. Gateway Pundit has the feathers. [Gateway Pundit]
  • A muslin is president of The United States of America, and the Corner exhibits symptoms of intelligent thought. 2012, people. Twenty cold-fuckin’ twelve. [The Corner]
 
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chascates November 30, 2009 at 4:41 pm

Our prisons wouldn’t be ‘overburdened’ if we’d QUIT ARRESTING PEOPLE FOR CANNABIS!!!

mollymcguire November 30, 2009 at 4:42 pm

“Natapei forfeited his seat in Parliament after missing three consecutive sittings without notifying the Speaker”

Natapei had told the Speaker that he had gone hiking in West Virginia, but he was later found to be visiting his mistress in Argentina.

AxmxZ November 30, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Vanuatu can’t sink – those nice men from “Meet the Natives” live there!

SmutBoffin November 30, 2009 at 4:43 pm

Dear RedState,

In anticipation of your soon-to-be-initiated, “symbolic mailing” campaign against scientists (and the idea of science, in general), I would like to put in a request for some new pyrex labware, laboratory-grade solvents*, some of those spiffy green gloves, and funds for a Beowulf cluster.

Yours,

‘boffin

*And bourbon, if ya got any, why not. This is better than writing NSF grant proposals.

AxmxZ November 30, 2009 at 4:44 pm

[re=468286]chascates[/re]: Seriously, how many problems would be solved pretty much instantly if there was federal de-criminalization and an amnesty?

HipHopOpotamus November 30, 2009 at 4:44 pm

More importantly than all of these stories, Chelsea Clinton’s engaged!!1!@

trondant November 30, 2009 at 4:48 pm

If the Corner is making sense, it can mean only one thing – the Mayans were right about 2012!

SayItWithWookies November 30, 2009 at 4:54 pm

Oh, dear — this global warming emails non-scandal would be ridiculous if it weren’t taken so seriously by the nuts whose capacity to turn inocuous language into FEMA camps, death panels, the end of coal as a power source has been so honed these last couple years. Most disappointing is that I’ve completely underestimated their capacity to get hysterical over absolutely nothing during a non-election year.

JMP November 30, 2009 at 4:57 pm

Notice, though, that the corner is only making sense in order to defend Huckabee. If it had been a Democratic governor and possible presidential candidate, they’d be demonizing them faster than you can say Willie Horton.

hunter.blatherer November 30, 2009 at 4:59 pm

So, Republicans now want to bring the troops home so they can all trip on acid together. Gold darn hippies.

WarAndG November 30, 2009 at 5:08 pm

So is a “cutand run Republican” a moonbat? Oh well, Jason Chaffetz is right, I mean very little oil can be extracted from under the corpse of a dead Talisman or whatever they call ‘em and those other terror guys…Al somebody.

depraved indifference engine November 30, 2009 at 5:18 pm

CHOGM CHOGM CHOGM CHOGM!

mattbolt November 30, 2009 at 5:23 pm

One of the Redstate commenters (Lord help me, I read Redstate comments) advised everyone to “pound your twitter”.

Sounds disgusting.

Zorg November 30, 2009 at 5:29 pm

Hey, William F. Buckley, Jr. smoked pot! This blog-a-torial is thus consistent with the great Founder’s Vision. So, nothing to look at here, folks… Just move along…

Min November 30, 2009 at 5:33 pm

Legalize pot, tax the bejesus out of it, pay down the deficit. My work here is done.

comicbookguy November 30, 2009 at 5:35 pm

Galileo was a jerk and didn’t give astrologers and the pope a fair hearing in his book. Hoax!

bitchincamaro November 30, 2009 at 6:12 pm

[re=468373]Min[/re]: bc will be growing his own come 2010. Will my homegrown be tax exempt under the Min plan or shall I send a check directly to our Taliban masters at harvest time?

Extemporanus November 30, 2009 at 6:37 pm

Send scissors to Rep. Jason “Cut & Run” Chaffetz right this second!

(And not the round-tipped retard kind, either: I’m talking big, black handled, sharp-as-a-sword scissors, like God fucking intended!)

betterDeadThanRed November 30, 2009 at 6:53 pm

What the HELL is going on? A Republican wants to end a war and some guy from the Cato Institute wants to end the war on drugs? Next Meg McCain will be channeling Hunter S Thompson. Wait….

Min November 30, 2009 at 7:00 pm

[re=468409]bitchincamaro[/re]: Our Taliban masters only take cash.

Long Form Def Certificate November 30, 2009 at 7:50 pm

Is Tuvalu not enough for you people? & the Maldives, Seychelles, the Ninth Ward…

Ok, at this point, it’s going to take a white city flooded — & don’t just say Venice; those libertine Eye-tais who never left the Continent can rot (they’re no Scalito) — so I say, “London, you’re going down!”

Maybe then the Corner will believe.

Alex Trebeks Girl November 30, 2009 at 8:37 pm

doesn’t mr. huckabeezwax have a book called “do the right thing”…. i can’t wait for the fox news jokes about this and mr. maurice the executor black man. tsk tsk. maybe not

Paul Tardy November 30, 2009 at 8:53 pm

Looks like we can afford Afghanistan or Vanuatu but not both. I say dump Vanuatu and bomb Afghanistan.

plowman November 30, 2009 at 8:56 pm

Damn straight, Republicans for legalizing it!

JMP November 30, 2009 at 9:11 pm

[re=468429]betterDeadThanRed[/re]: It’s the Cato institute; the Randroids have always at least given lip service to support for legalizing drugs. They’re still assholes, though; and you can’t expect decent analysis from a think tank named for one of history’s biggest douchebags.

lulzmonger November 30, 2009 at 9:31 pm

Radstate is right – scientists tweaking stats to remove misleading outliers has never happened before, & is blatant proof of their corrupt & malevolant plot to take away our freedoms … & I bet Bin Laden put Al Gore up to it to boot.

Yes indeed, there can be no doubt that all those Arctic First Nations, Pacific island nations & Bangladeshis are simply being played for suckers by Teh Alarmist Conspiracy!

The brand-new Northwest Passage that’s appearing now probably would’ve happened in a few million years anyway, amirite? Oh, & please disregard the fact that North America is just about the only place on Earth that’s cooling right now – we’re not an anomaly, we’re just Ahead Of The Curve!

mardam422 December 1, 2009 at 12:00 pm

“and another thing….pound your twitter!”
Redstate Commenter

Honestly, are they even trying?

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