Wingnuts Nervous About Elf Sex In Video Game

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And Glen Beck plays the cocksucking baby hobbitt.We haven’t even thrown away the rotting turkey carcass on the dining room table or swept up the broken glass or sent those people back home, whoever they are/were, and it seems like the War On Xmas has already begun! Why, some folks tell of the early skirmishes of ’09 beginning before Halloween, or Easter, one of those. And the wingnuts are pretty hot & bothered about this video game they love, with the gay male elves just cold fuckin’ each other in the ass. Check it out!

So wait, elves are tops and orcs are bottoms, is that still 'right'?
Players have dirty ‘gay’ sex in hit game [World Net Daily]

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