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Santa Claus Wants You To Know 9/11 Was An Inside ‘Elf Job’


Here is some exclusive Xmas video of some nutter, maybe Mary Cheney? Let’s say Mary Cheney, just trying to help out old Monster Dad’s reputation, or something? Anyway, Santa doesn’t love you anymore until you admit ghost planes flew into the WTC, which was made of magic steel. [YouTube]

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19 comments

  1. Redhead

    What’s up with this music? I was just starting to feel like I’d eaten a ton of shrooms when they switch to some truther rap crap.

  2. Neo Atheist

    God, Santa is so lame. Birth certificates and secret Muslims are in now. This is totally a white shoes after Labor Day faux pas.

  3. proudgrampa

    [re=467805]mumblyjoe[/re]: Well, if an elf job is something you can get from Jenna Elfman, that wouldn’t be so bad.

  4. Extemporanus

    [re=467784]norbizness[/re]: Rudolph is Illuminati! It was an inside job!

    [re=467764]Redhead[/re]: Hi Caliber raps can be hard to come by.

  5. Mahousu

    Classic misdirection strategy. The truth is, Santa was drunk on 9/11, got confused about the date, and took the sleigh out on an “emergency” run, creaming the twin towers along the way. But he figures if he calls the loudest for an investigation, no one will suspect the truth.

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