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Santa Claus Wants You To Know 9/11 Was An Inside ‘Elf Job’

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Here is some exclusive Xmas video of some nutter, maybe Mary Cheney? Let’s say Mary Cheney, just trying to help out old Monster Dad’s reputation, or something? Anyway, Santa doesn’t love you anymore until you admit ghost planes flew into the WTC, which was made of magic steel. [YouTube]

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  • rmontcal

    Santa is jailin’, true gangsta style.

  • proudgrampa

    Hey, he has a lot of credibility!

  • bitchincamaro

    Something tells me Santa rented that bullhorn for nothing.

  • depraved indifference engine

    Wait, I thought Mary was the cool one.

  • Redhead

    What’s up with this music? I was just starting to feel like I’d eaten a ton of shrooms when they switch to some truther rap crap.

  • Neo Atheist

    God, Santa is so lame. Birth certificates and secret Muslims are in now. This is totally a white shoes after Labor Day faux pas.

  • BeWoot

    Is that beard real?

  • Rev. Peter Lemonjello

    Nice touch using the soundtrack from Twilight as background music.


  • norbizness

    Illuminatis stole my reindeer!

  • mumblyjoe

    Is it just me, or does “elf job” sound like a particularly depraved sex act?

  • proudgrampa

    [re=467805]mumblyjoe[/re]: Well, if an elf job is something you can get from Jenna Elfman, that wouldn’t be so bad.

  • Neoyorquino

    (At 0:55) Take *that*, JC Penney!

  • Extemporanus

    When I think about 9/11, I touch my elf.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=467784]norbizness[/re]: Rudolph is Illuminati! It was an inside job!

    [re=467764]Redhead[/re]: Hi Caliber raps can be hard to come by.

  • Mahousu

    Classic misdirection strategy. The truth is, Santa was drunk on 9/11, got confused about the date, and took the sleigh out on an “emergency” run, creaming the twin towers along the way. But he figures if he calls the loudest for an investigation, no one will suspect the truth.

  • imissopus

    Moby’s new video sucks.


    Alex Jones has lost some weight…


  • thesheriffisnear

    Louis Winthorpe!?!?!?

  • lochnessmonster

    Wow…Santa wearing rapper pants.