Here is some exclusive Xmas video of some nutter, maybe Mary Cheney? Let’s say Mary Cheney, just trying to help out old Monster Dad’s reputation, or something? Anyway, Santa doesn’t love you anymore until you admit ghost planes flew into the WTC, which was made of magic steel. [YouTube]
O COME ALL YE TRUTHERS 11:21 am November 30, 2009
Santa Claus Wants You To Know 9/11 Was An Inside ‘Elf Job’
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Santa is jailin’, true gangsta style.
Hey, he has a lot of credibility!
Something tells me Santa rented that bullhorn for nothing.
Wait, I thought Mary was the cool one.
What’s up with this music? I was just starting to feel like I’d eaten a ton of shrooms when they switch to some truther rap crap.
God, Santa is so lame. Birth certificates and secret Muslims are in now. This is totally a white shoes after Labor Day faux pas.
Is that beard real?
Nice touch using the soundtrack from Twilight as background music.
LOLZ@ALUXJONZFASE, also.
Illuminatis stole my reindeer!
Is it just me, or does “elf job” sound like a particularly depraved sex act?
[re=467805]mumblyjoe[/re]: Well, if an elf job is something you can get from Jenna Elfman, that wouldn’t be so bad.
(At 0:55) Take *that*, JC Penney!
When I think about 9/11, I touch my elf.
[re=467784]norbizness[/re]: Rudolph is Illuminati! It was an inside job!
[re=467764]Redhead[/re]: Hi Caliber raps can be hard to come by.
Classic misdirection strategy. The truth is, Santa was drunk on 9/11, got confused about the date, and took the sleigh out on an “emergency” run, creaming the twin towers along the way. But he figures if he calls the loudest for an investigation, no one will suspect the truth.
Moby’s new video sucks.
Alex Jones has lost some weight…
RevoClausion?
Louis Winthorpe!?!?!?
Wow…Santa wearing rapper pants.
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