O COME ALL YE TRUTHERS  11:21 am November 30, 2009

Santa Claus Wants You To Know 9/11 Was An Inside ‘Elf Job’

by Ken Layne


Here is some exclusive Xmas video of some nutter, maybe Mary Cheney? Let’s say Mary Cheney, just trying to help out old Monster Dad’s reputation, or something? Anyway, Santa doesn’t love you anymore until you admit ghost planes flew into the WTC, which was made of magic steel. [YouTube]

 
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{ 19 comments }

rmontcal November 30, 2009 at 11:25 am

Santa is jailin’, true gangsta style.

proudgrampa November 30, 2009 at 11:27 am

Hey, he has a lot of credibility!

bitchincamaro November 30, 2009 at 11:29 am

Something tells me Santa rented that bullhorn for nothing.

depraved indifference engine November 30, 2009 at 11:32 am

Wait, I thought Mary was the cool one.

Redhead November 30, 2009 at 11:35 am

What’s up with this music? I was just starting to feel like I’d eaten a ton of shrooms when they switch to some truther rap crap.

Neo Atheist November 30, 2009 at 11:38 am

God, Santa is so lame. Birth certificates and secret Muslims are in now. This is totally a white shoes after Labor Day faux pas.

BeWoot November 30, 2009 at 11:39 am

Is that beard real?

Rev. Peter Lemonjello November 30, 2009 at 11:40 am

Nice touch using the soundtrack from Twilight as background music.

LOLZ@ALUXJONZFASE, also.

norbizness November 30, 2009 at 11:43 am

Illuminatis stole my reindeer!

mumblyjoe November 30, 2009 at 12:01 pm

Is it just me, or does “elf job” sound like a particularly depraved sex act?

proudgrampa November 30, 2009 at 12:16 pm

[re=467805]mumblyjoe[/re]: Well, if an elf job is something you can get from Jenna Elfman, that wouldn’t be so bad.

Neoyorquino November 30, 2009 at 1:07 pm

(At 0:55) Take *that*, JC Penney!

Extemporanus November 30, 2009 at 1:08 pm

When I think about 9/11, I touch my elf.

Extemporanus November 30, 2009 at 1:16 pm

[re=467784]norbizness[/re]: Rudolph is Illuminati! It was an inside job!

[re=467764]Redhead[/re]: Hi Caliber raps can be hard to come by.

Mahousu November 30, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Classic misdirection strategy. The truth is, Santa was drunk on 9/11, got confused about the date, and took the sleigh out on an “emergency” run, creaming the twin towers along the way. But he figures if he calls the loudest for an investigation, no one will suspect the truth.

imissopus November 30, 2009 at 1:35 pm

Moby’s new video sucks.

MGBYG November 30, 2009 at 2:22 pm

Alex Jones has lost some weight…

RevoClausion?

thesheriffisnear November 30, 2009 at 2:36 pm

Louis Winthorpe!?!?!?

lochnessmonster November 30, 2009 at 5:11 pm

Wow…Santa wearing rapper pants.

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