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The new way to “get rich and famous” in America involves doing something tacky and sort of illegal, and getting the Main Stream Media to do a few thousand stories about it, and then …. profit? And that’s the only reason these nice sleazebags wanted to go to “Indian Food Night” at the White House! And now the White House has put the official Government Photo on the Flickr, for all to see. We’re betting the blonde is going to be more popular at Gitmo than her little boyfriend. [White House Flickr]
Bitch has the baggiest goddamned arms I’ve ever seen on a WH party crasher.
I think that Federal Penitentiary Orange is going to clash with her hair color, though.
It sort of reminds me of that photo of Clinton shaking Monica’s had at some public event. Now I’m not saying, I’m just saying.
Wonder if Bravo is going to run with these morans on Real Housewives of DC?
If Nancy Reagan wasn’t still alive, this one could make a living playing her corpse.
And that adam’s apple! She’s either suffering from goiter or slamming straight shots of testosterone on the side.
MBritt: No… but she has fielded inquiries from Survivor: Guantanamo Bay, I’m a Celebrity Inmate Get Me Out Of Here, and This Old Jailhouse.
I need a ruling, is wearing Indian clothing to Indian Food Night tacky like wearing a band’s shirt to their concert? Or is it cool?
it’s all over now, baby… red. and i do not think her hair will long stay that blonde in lock-up. mouse brown quickly tending to stressed gray is my bet.
Tom Schaller at fivethirtyeight.com just busted a vein in his head over “that couple.”
Oh, thank god. From the glimpse I accidentally got on the teevee, I thought it was Ann Coulter who’d snuck in. I was sure she’d stick Barry with a ceramic bladed shiv slipped out of her bustier.
twoeightnine: I’m torn on that too. On the other hand it was probably the get-up that got them help getting in from the Indian dignitary.
Darkness: A game-show smile and a doo that’s been cloroxed into submission still gets you a free pass in this country.
Come on, these people are probably pretty classy compared to the politicians, lobbyists, lawyers, and scheming contributors Obama has to deal with every day.
Ed Rollins, in the Times, posted about five minutes ago:
“These people want a reality TV show, give them one. It’s called ‘Dealing With the Federal Prosecution System of the District of Columbia.’”
For the win. Hey, even a busted analog clock is right twice a day.
I don’t think she will make the cut for Real Housewives of DC. All of the teevee Real Housewives have boobs. So, audition fail or “bust bust”.
chascates: Yes, but most of those assholes earned their place in line, these two simply batted their eyelashes and que drifted into pole position.
Have these fuckwits been arrested for compromising national security yet? I say at least 6 months community service, preferably working in a soup kitchen serving the homeless. Lets see them get glamorous for THAT party.
Obama is trying to effect real change. We don’t need publicity seeking assholes undermining him.
Click: oops, forgot a couple of these..”u” “e.”
Click: I beg to differ on the “cloroxed” statement.. One of the major news channels (I forget which) said she spent hours in a salon on that hair and makeup…..
I myself would ask for my money back.
ittybittycrazy: “…working in a soup kitchen serving the homeless.”
Shit, I’ll jack an old lady’s car if it gets me community service here:
http://thewgnews.com/2009/11/keanu-reeves-visits-reformed-church-soup-kitchen/
Words: That thumb on her could be considered a weapon. I’d hate to be a chalkboard under those nails.
They might have gotten away with it, too, if the bitch hadn’t sent her food back to the kitchen for being “too spicy.”
I think I know what she uses to get that particular shade of streak in her hair color.
Grifter Guantanamo Barbie and Ramallah Ken need to go straight to jail. Isn’t there a way for their creditors to have a lean on whatever they make off of future interviews? They do, however, need to do “Trading Spouses” with the Henne’s.
Words: An hour to get the flat iron up to temp, an hour to strip her hair of all pigment(plus an added 15 minutes to darken up the roots), and 45 minutes to spackle and trowel on the various jars of makeup. Just shadow and lash her and she’s good to crash a party.
I have a feeling the blond is the brains in that family. She probably wears the pants too. This story has everything, Arab terrorist angle, family feud, a publicity loving blond. How can the nation not be riveted by that?
I don’t get it: Why show a picture of Tiger Woods and his wife without the latter swinging that golf club at the former’s hea . . . :::whoops::: . . .
. . . make that “the rear window of his crashed SUV in a heroic attempt at rescue . . . .”
[P.S. I can't believe I'm going to be the first, but . . . . I'd hit it. From the back of one of her husband's polo ponies, in the middle of a really competitive chukka.]
She got drunk during dessert (galub jamun) and started loudly asking men seated nearby if she could have their honey balls, which aroused suspicion.
RoscoePColtraine: aroused, indeed.
RoscoePColtraine: But then who doesn’t?
as any wingnut will be happy to tell you, the fact that anyone at all was able to crash an obama state dinner proves beyond doubt and without hope of refutation that the obama administration is an abject and dangerous failure, letting terrorists walk brazenly into our dearly beloved and god-besotted land right and left and twenty-four seven and yadda yadda ying i think i just threw a rod hang on.
no, i blew a gasket. what a mess.
Sweet lord Jesus that’s how they got President McKinley.
This is what redstater’s dreams are made of. This chew toy could last for days.
slappypaddy: You think that’s bad, you should have seen Sarah after she blew a seal. Couldn’t get that sticky jizz out of her hair for weeks. In fact you can still see a few leftover streaks.
Did Mann Coulter really think the only way she could get into the White house was with a brown(ish) guy? Freepers heads are about to explode.
Tomorrow, Rahm Emanuel will present the still beating hearts of these two to our Kenyan overlord Barry and all will be right in the world again.
Dumb bitch spent 7 hours at a spa prior to the event and the best they can do with her hair is Aimee Mann?
“Yeah, we’d probably let the blonde in, too, if we were drunk. (But not Tubby McBankrupt.)”
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, Papa Bear! You straight guys are weird. I mean, her hair! It’s a travesty of bleach-induced straw!
Vulpes82: Advocatus_Diaboli:
See. I don’t even have the gay gene for fashion but I recognize the travesty of that dumb cunt’s hair.
tbogg: Perhaps the “Real Housewives of Leavenworth, Kansas.”
But it’s her eyes! Her cold, dead EYES!!!!
NYT reports that the couple has been “interviewed” by the SS at a “neutral location,” that there will be “more interviews,” that a “report will be made” but the contents will “probably will not be made public.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/30/us/politics/30party.html?hp=&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1259550043-hjYQ1DlIVAcrLLzCdG6tZA
The actual television show that the couple will be doing is “That’s So Gitmo!”
HipHopOpotamus: She’s actually a polydactyl. The sixth digit is why she’s “Mrs. Salahi”.
Lots of “bitch” and “cunt” being thrown around here. Maybe former commenter Laura Ingalls Wildest was right about this crew after all. I register disappointment.
wait!?!?! didn’t she spend HOURS in some spa / beauty pagent parlor / Important Place to Be Redone?
this is what passes for a makeover in DC?
jesus god.
jesus god those nails.
Skeletora should fit in nicely at Gitmo - she’s pretty much undead already.
I still want to know how Jeff Gagon got to keep sneaking into the White House, again and again and again.
Vulpes82: pretty much all we straight guys want is a warm, wet hole. anything more than that is icing on the cake, which we will gladly scrape off and throw away if it gets between us and the hole. the hair is easily pushed aside, and also functions as a spiffy handle if the top-front hole needs guidance and “positive reinforcement.”
She spend 7 hours in a Georgetown beauty salon and she comes out with hair like straw? What the heck did she looking like when she walked in?
Nigerian Business Whatnot: 4 incidences of “bitch” and 2 of “cunt.” Including your own citation of the offending terms. So really, it’s 3 and 1. It’s possible that prior to my fact finding mission, offensive posts were scrubbed by the banhammerjadeen without my knowledge, and I missed some. But it that’s not the case, my question to you would be, where’s the controversy?
Disclaimer: I am not advocating the use of degrading or demeaning anti-feminist terminology. I myself will admit to rarely using the word “cunt,” except in service of clinical description (the paintings of Georgia O’Keefe, for instance: “did she mean for that orchid to look so much like a cunt?”), and therefore prefer to use the somewhat less risible “slop hole” as an alternative derogatory.
Terry: Bill Nye the Science Guy.
slappypaddy: You say that as if they are disappointed. That the president seems so unguarded, to them, is not something to bemoan, but to secretly treasure. It certainly does given them an ungodly hope, sick fucks.
But, alas, what is Annie “Scary Spice” Coulter doing at the White House? This smells of a conservative scout team, to me.
Nigerian Business Executive: I concur. On a more serious note, there are too many “bitches” and “cunts”. I’d like to see fewer of the former, and none of the latter. Forget about them being profanity — seriously, forget about it, because profanity isn’t really offensive — but they definitely are vile slurs, especially the latter, and I think we can do better, much better, at expressing ourselves.
Nigerian Business Executive: No one asked you to take it personally.
Mr Blifil: No, whether he was joking or not, it’s that these words have a pattern of appearing everywhere a little too often, not just in this thread. I’d still say 4 and 2 is probably 3 and 1 too many. I’ve never been on a board that allows “cunt”. Not any, and I’ve been to some freaky forums.
LowerdPeninsula: ” I’ve never been on a board that allows “cunt.” Wow.
Guess I’ll have to express my cuntish ways elsewhere.
If Blondie and Dagwood would have crashed Dubya and Killer’s party we’d all be laughing our asses off. At least I would be.
Joe Biden was amazed at how quickly her adam’s apple disappeared once he started laying on the sauce.
LowerdPeninsula: I agree w/that there is an overuse of “cunt” on this blog. Even Dorothy Parker had a bigger vocabulary when she wanted to insult someone. I suggest the commenters and the bloggers here can come up with some better terminology… or at least more entertaining than words that arouse 12-year-old boys. (off soapbox now) —- no puns intended in this post!
LowerdPeninsula: And I’d also like to put in a request, if I may, that we not use - or at least try to curtail our use of - the word “retarded.” My girlfriend, who’s retarded daughter died last year before reaching her 13th birthday finds that word to be every bit as offensive as my Black neice does the word “nigger.” I mean since we are acknowledging the power of words to cause harm, right?
…and who is the little guy on the turban anyway? I bet he’s trying to get his own VH-1 show. He’s not telegenic enough to make it in the new American Century with our Obamas, Palins, and Bachmanns and all. Surely our nation will continue to endure even longer than the myriad clones of Flavor of Love thanks to the ever vigilant press and it’s accompanying media critics such as ourselves.
I never got this: Why is cunt so much worse than Twat, Prick, asshole, or dick? I mean they are all pretty, and equally, insulting in my opinion. So why has cunt been elevated to the status of an ungodly unmentionable word? Forget these two jokers, the people we should be lambasting is the Secret Service, they obviously don’t care about the safety of America’s first black president.
Words: “Even Dorothy Parker had a bigger vocabulary when she wanted to insult someone.”
Your use of the word “even” implies you don’t think too highly of Ms. Parker’s abliity to turn a phrase.
Click: Agreed. Oscar Wilde, among others, was able to insult, put in their place, or plain shut up all kinds of folks in most instances w/o resorting to a limited vocabulary of screed words. Our chief editor has given countless examples of this snarky come-back also.
I-man: You beautiful cunt.
Words: I was being sarcastic.
Click: Not to demean Doro…. sorry. “pardon my dust” teehee!
Click: Ok. point taken. But the fun of coming to this website is the verbal jousting that goes on. There are numerous humorous ways to tell someone to go to hell w/o being blunt. The Irish, to quote an ancient saying, have a way of telling someone to go to hell that has them looking forward to the trip.
OT on this annoying fluff story about massive death, but HuffPo has a 120 pt font headline.
It’s Huckabee’s fault. He can kiss his 2012 run goodbye.
Think about it. He granted clemency to a black guy who killed a bunch of cops . That’s like humping a crucifix with a Reagan strap on dildo to the conservatards.
And the moldy doughball grinning on the right? Who cares about him, ’cause it just so hard to upstage a blonde in a red dress - worked for Nancy Reagan, si?
I’m just going to sit here and perve out on Barry if you don’t mind. Bet her juices flowed like a freaking river in that photo.
LowerdPeninsula: Sometimes I walk by an office and hear Laura Ingrahamm on someones radio. I think forward to the time when I hear whatever nonsense she’s spewing being regurgitated on me… and I want to say something. But I don’t. I save it for here on Wonkette, or over at the bar, but thats another story. Anyways, there are times when context require the words “fucking retarded cunt” as the best choice to accurately express ones opinion. Here is the place to do it.
El Pinche: And you think the notoriously AD Americans–Dems, Conservatives, and/or Inds.– will remember this 2 years from now? You have a great deal more confidence than I do for the American memory;; at least the Americans who vote now.
Besides, who knows what the future will bring. Another Palin, Obama in the wings?
This is a foul-mouthed chat room. C-word this, and R-word that.
El Pinche: Not only that, but he pardoned quite a few convicted felons when he was governor, when any other Republican would have mocked any pleas for clemency. Huck’s done for 2012 and maybe for good. With luck even Jon Stewart will stop having him on The Daily Show.
LowerdPeninsula: Oh and, what serious scholarly review of “Sarah Palin An American Life” wouldn’t contain at least 17 cunts. And who knows, like 50 dumb bitches.
Words: Oh, his Republican opponents will be throwing this in his face in the primaries if he runs. It’ll be Willie Horton all over. Anyone who has forgotten will be thoroughly reminded.
Who’s the little guy with the funny blue hat in the background? Does he have a TV show?
And btw, I like cunt.
Who taught this bitch how to wrap a sari? No pleats? And her acchal is about two feet too short. It’s supposed to hang down the back, you ignorant slut, not stop three inches past your shoulder.
It’d be one thing if she were a fatty and had trouble working with a mere six fucking yards of fabric, but a skinny bitch like that has no excuse for such a pathetic wrap.
Good God, woman.
Click: Oh, I do not disagree with that, at all. I’ve never used that word, here, and I stopped using it in high-school. It’s not in my vocabulary. You don’t need to try and snidely make your request directly to me, though.
gurukalehuru: He’s the fucking King of India.
“I don’t belong here.”
“Me neither.”
/scene
AnnieGetYourFun: A sorry sari?
NYNYNY: No, shit and fuck are being foul-mouthed. Cunt and nigger (and a plethora of others) are sexist and racist slurs, respectively, meant to degrade someone purely for what they were born as. There is foul-mouthedness, and then there are just slurs.
Really, I don’t meant to be a buzzkill, and in no way am I a prude. I can be mean and vulgar as hell. But, when it gets to slurs, I just can’t go there. I’m black; I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t make my opinion known on gender, orientation, racially and etc..-specific slurs. I used to go with the flow like every else, until I grew a conscience. Anyway, I’m done now. Nigerian brought it up, and I responded.
LowerdPeninsula: Jesus fuck! Studies show that you can enhance whitening by unbunching the panties before laundering.
Serious question to the language hand-wringers: If you’re a non-developmentally disabled male, is it okay to refer to you as a retarded cunt? Because you are.
Click: No, sorry. I’m going to keep using it, but I never use it to refer to people who are actually developmentally delayed. I doubt that makes a difference to you, but there it is.
FlipOffResearch: “Sorry” doesn’t even cover it.
So, on the whole “holy fucking shit a bunch of cops are dead near FOUR BLOCKS FROM WHERE I LIVE” note, I think today marked the end of Huckabee’s political career. Just sayin’.
I’m all for freedom of speech and expression. I laughed my a** off when Carlin originally did his famous “Seven Words” routine.
But there is something to be said for being able to express one’s disdain and contempt in a more articulate manner than by using gutter words. That effort usually requires more thought, usually generates more humor, is usually more quotable, and usually causes more damage to the target.
Especially when the target isn’t immediately aware he’s been hit, which is something that a curse word always announces.
Masters like Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, and Anita Loos for example.
I will never use the N-Word, though. It’s a child-of-the-sixties, saw-Bull-Connor’s-dogs-and-firehoses thing with me. [Interestingly enough, the N-word was never in Carlin's Seven Deadly Word List -- because back in the day, you could say it on TV.]
memzilla: “But there is something to be said for being able to express one’s disdain and contempt in a more articulate manner than by using gutter words.”
Welcome to Wonkette. What the fuck are you doing here?
Yeah, Huck is toast, but a lot of others in the justice system - both in ARK and here in WA - in the ensuing years have fucked up as well with regard to this asshole. Clemmons most recently had 7 felony warrents plus child rape - what the hell was he doing out on bail??
Here’s an idea - let all the potheads out of jail and keep the career criminals, violent psychopaths and child molesters in.
AnnieGetYourFun: One of the weirder aspects of that story was that as I channel-surfed this evening, I watched CBS News’ headline story — the rumors and innuendo behind the Tiger Woods crash. Their second story was the murder of four cops.
I’m sure Huckabee’s true believers will come up with a way to ignore his responsiblity for Huck’s commutation, if that guy is shown to be responsible. For instance, this is God’s way of building Huckabee’s cred for never commuting a death sentence. He’s learned from his mistakes and those people can’t be trusted, etc. Huckabee might just have the integrity to refuse to go that route, but I wonder.
Judas Peckerwood: Right now, I’m snarking on people who confuse cursing with thinking and aren’t named George Carlin — but don’t tell anyone, ‘k?
SayItWithWookies: huckabee… integrity… whaaaa?
SayItWithWookies: Are we really going to pull a reverse Willie Horton, here? God, I hope not. Maybe, I’m missing some irony, here?
Judas Peckerwood: Irrevenet, shit-eating, fuck-face says what? Boy, this is fun. Now, call me a nigger. Please. Tambien. Also. Por Favor.
twoeightnine: Darkness: It depends on the concert, culture, and club.
Once a karma chameleon opens the Bombay door, they come and go, they come and go…
Carly: A formal request for Banhammering has been made on your behalf, you SPAM WHORE.
Now them’s gutter words we can believe in!
coochiemama: Huck is toast, but it’s great news for Palin!
Bitches, I just want to say, you know…
CUNT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
I mean, seriously…
TWAT. THE. FUCK?
nex ut niger tyrannus
Carly: “She look’s so beautiful in indian clothes …………”
And yet, she and her husband (I know; I’m just as surprised as you. She actually has a husband…who’s in the photo, too, even. You know, that guy whose last name she took.) would look even better in a federal supermax…
I-man:
I never got this: Why is cunt so much worse than Twat, Prick, asshole, or dick? I mean they are all pretty, and equally, insulting in my opinion. So why has cunt been elevated to the status of an ungodly unmentionable word?
See, I agree with you completely, and think that sanctifying “cunt” gives it so much unnecessary power. Why should it be any worse than “prick?” Don’t the British routinely use “cunt” and “twat” to refer to horrible men and women?
It’s so personal. “Bitch” offends me far more than “cunt,” because people throw it around to refer to almost any woman, for any reason. A heterosexual man is never called a “bitch.”
To me, the phrase “man up” is far more sexist and offensive than calling someone a “cunt,” because we also call people “pricks.”
[puts away soapbox]
BTW, the couple is shopping around an opportunity to share their side of the story (but, of course!). They are asking for hundreds-of-thousands of dollars, preferably in cash preferably in in denominations not greater than twenty, and preferably in a big fucking bag with a cartoon dollar sign on it. This is a stick up, MSM! That, or a demand for a ransom or else they let America have it by crashing another swanky party, and this time via a metallic weather balloon, or with eight small children. You’ve been warned, American media. Do what they asked, and nobody gets hurt…
At first I thought everyone was saying they crashed a White House steak dinner, which sounded kind of odd, considering the guest of honor. Faux pas like that are strictly Bush-league.
Katydid: Thank you!, you are the sound voice of “Cunt\Bitch” reason we have been without.
No doubt she’s on her way to becoming the next Pia Zadora. It’s not easy clawing your way to the middle, I tell you.
Katydid: Straight guys get called “bitch” by straight guys as an insult, an attempt to emasculate. (Think of high school wrestling coaches, alcoholic stepfathers, &c) It’s simultaneously less personal and more sexist than you might think in this sense, but it’s also so ubiquitous to be boring or tame, so you have _Bitch_ magazine as a feminist pop culture thing. What would _Cunt_ magazine get you? (Seriously check out _Bitch_ magazine if you haven’t already)
Suds McKenzie: Yeah, the person that can’t figure out that there are degrees of slurs, just as their are degrees of any insult, or the history behind slurs and what makes a slur a slur, is the voice of reason. I’m sure she can’t figure out why “nigger” is ranked a higher degree a slur than “cracker”, too. Obviously, Captain Obvious is still in bed, because he’s yet to come to either or your rescues.
Joshua Norton: “It’s not easy clawing your way to the middle, I tell you.”
I don’t know about that. Ryan Seacrest seems to manage it just fine…
BTW, I suspect this will become a pattern. I’m already hearing rumblings that Paris Hilton is planning to pop out of the president’s birthday cake, next August, and that more imminently, Kanye West is going to interrupt him at West Point, tomorrow night.
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LowerdPeninsula: I posit that “degrees” of slurs are different for all of us. If you can understand that concept you would maybe understand why some of us don’t like being told what is “right” or “acceptable”. Your opinion is duly noted, and to be honest I have never used that word on this site or any other.
p.s. my only Captain is Crunch, and the baby Jeebus.
Katydid: As a heterosexual bitch-man I take offense!
coochiemama: “Here’s an idea - let all the potheads out of jail and keep the career criminals, violent psychopaths and child molesters in.”
whoa, that is fuckin rad, mama. sounds like something a mature, rational society would do. don’t know if we can swing it here in the benighted states of namby-pamby. we’d have to change so many things. our mental health care, rehabilitation, job training, and education systems would all have to give up the “dump-them-on-the-streets-with-nothing” model that works so well for politicians and bureaucrats. don’t know if we can swing it. don’t know.
We could use a fucking moderator around here. I mean really why pretend there’s witty banter anymore when it’s all deteriorated into who can use the most dirty words in a thread?
Words: You speak for me. “Slop Hole” it is, then!
marioninnyc: The last thing that should be moderated is fucking.
the problem child: I’m sorry to hear you say that, because I was already preparing to volunteer. I didn’t want to be too quick to react, however, lest I be regarded as somehow over-stimulated.
memzilla: What are *you* doing back here?
gurukalehuru: WIN!
I think if you want to elevate the conversation and hold to a higher standard of snark,
the c word, n word and f word should be banned from describing women, African Americans and gay men. The end. It requires more intellect, if nothing else.
I love my Wonkette, I love the news and the humor, but really, the level of some of the commentary is a big black mark against the site.
Flame away!
It’s not “sort of” illegal–it IS illegal to lie your way into an event at the White House. It is a crime, point blank. These two psychos are assholes, poseurs and morons, and both of them should be thrown into jail, for a long time. There are numerous court cases against them across Virginia, they’ve had cars and boats repossessed, they’re hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, and they’ve lied to everyone.
They are assholes, psychos, poseurs, morons–and criminals.
They need to be charged with felonies and tossed into jail. They’re just idiots.
Next time, someone give the photographer a taser as an extension to her camera flash.
caieva: As long as you are good with “vajayjay,” “shadow,” and “light in the loafers.” Because, c’mon otherwise we’re just pussies on parade.
LowerdPeninsula: “You don’t need to try and snidely make your request directly to me, though.”
Taking things personally (also known as internalizing) is one of the hallmarks of victimhood (also known as self-pussification). I hate self-made victims, as they siphon away attention from the true actualities. Victimhood (i.e., taking offense where none was intended) is simply a highly refined and sublimated form of masochism that only a retarded cunt would deem useful.
However, I’ll take my leave now and allow the conversation to rise to that level preferred by all well-behaved citizens. I bid you adieu.
chascates: A classy couple, yeah, sure. More at: desperate social climbers and media prostitutes. And tax defaulters.
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thefrontpage:
Washington (CNN)
11/26/26 [Tareq & his arm candy wife own Oasis Winery in Va.]
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Oasis Winery filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy in February [2009], according to U.S. Bankruptcy Court records in the Eastern District of Virginia. Tareq Salahi is listed as company president in the filing. Creditors listed include the IRS, Fauquier County, the state of Virginia, several banks and American Express Corp., among others. The company claims about $335,000 in assets and $965,000 in liabilities.
Among the debts listed are more than $60,000 in credit card debt and an “unknown” amount in federal back taxes.
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Also listed is a $65 parking ticket in Montgomery County, Maryland, nearly $3,000 in gasoline purchases to Exxon-Mobil and more than $95,000 in legal fees.
According to the February filing, Oasis made $1.7 million in 2007 but only $35,000 in 2008. The filing lists two pending lawsuits against Oasis, one for more than $300,000 for “catering services” and one judgment against the company.
Under “repossessions,” the filing lists a 2004 Aston Martin, which it estimates was worth $150,000 when it was repossessed in October 2008. Some $85,000 was still owed, according to the filing. In addition, a boat valued at $90,000 was repossessed in June 2008, with $56,000 still owed, according to court documents.
The company also had closed a checking account, $3,800 in the red, about a year before the filing.
Oasis owes $224,000 “for rental of FedEx Redskins Suite and related hospitality services,” according to court documents.
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If you go to OasisWinery.com, Mickey S. says the winery will reopen in 2010. Blondette must think that Chapter 7 means part of a novel rather than complete liquidation.
Wait, they’re white? Why the hell is this a story? It is not like they were black, brown or Muslim and posed a threat.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: But now Obama can turn this into an ‘teachable moment’ and also show his commitment to ‘racial transcendence’, by sending these social-climbing prats to GITMO with the poor brown muslin furriners…
Mr Blifil: I would totally vote for pussies on parade
LowerdPeninsula: Actually, no lesser light than Shakespeare worked “CUNT” into a play.
Remeber in “Twelfth Night,” when they are praising Olivia’s handwriting as to four particular letters?
What?
Oh.
Never mind.
Back to “Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas,” I guess.
Click: I’m sorry to hear that you’re aren’t in possession of any scruples. You’re really the silliest kind of people. Those that think they are enlightened and liberated because they are fighting “the man” by using his nasty, vulgar slurs. You’re poseur like all the rest; a croward, really, because you’d never joke about calling me a nigger. I’ve already dared everyone else, and everyone skirted it. You’re big and tough and cooly irreverant and modern and sexy and transcendant, etc…until you get to playing with that fire.
But, why am I arguing with you? You’re just a silly little cunt-bitch, with your small brains and atrophied muscles, and the nagging, and this and that. This is fun! Ammirite?
Neilist: These be her very C’s, her Us, and her Ts.
But it’s important for the actor playing Malvolio to draw out the “n” in the word and. Many times the poor idiot they cast doesn’t even get the joke and the director is too stupid to figure it out either.
And let’s not forget the follow up: “and thus makes she her great Ps.”
Truly Shakespeare was the vilest sort of scum imaginable. Thank god he died.
Matthews has spent, as of this moment, twelve minutes on this story. HUMANS MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO APPROACH THE PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!1