Yikes, did we imply Sarah Palin was acting like a “normal ‘Merikun” in eastern Washington State for Thanksgiving? Sorry about that! Palin was just being a Prima Donna nutcase, like always.
First, enjoy this local-news video report about Sarah’s visit to the “Tri-Cities,” and notice how Miss Regular Folks thinks it’s “too much work” to prepare turkey for Thanksgiving. Can’t somebody do this shit for her? No? Then fuck it, and FUCK THANKSGIVING:
And now, Sarah’s latest quitter stunt: She won’t even run an easy 5K thing for charity, because finishing is not a mavericky thing to do.
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Palin had announced on Twitter that she would be running the 5k race organized by the Benton-Franklin Chapter of the Red Cross.
She didn’t finish the race, opting to leave the course early to avoid more crowds at the end. About 40 minutes into the run, word started trickling out to people gathered at the finish line that she was gone.
Again with the outside-the-box maverick behavior. Winning stuff, or finishing things? Not for Sarah Palin! [Tri-City Herald via Wonkette operative “SloppyCronkite”]